Hi… Well I have no idea what I am doing on this website. My friends were recommending it to me, so… Still, no idea… so I think that I'll start with a one/two-shot about Skulduggery Pleasant (and the third book is an R.I.P. (Read in Progress) just to start me off (though knowing me, I'll make it much longer). So here we go… any second… wait for it… GO!!
One day when Skulduggery, Tanith and Valkyrie weren't saving the world from destruction, they decided to take a break.
Tanith was getting stuck into another of Gordon's books; Skulduggery was looking at Jennifer Aniston in OK!and liking what he was seeing and Valkyrie on her laptop.
Everything was quiet for a very long time when suddenly Valkyrie jumped out of her seat and shouted, "It's us!"
Instantly Skulduggery and Tanith leapt to their feet simultaneously and raced to see what 'was them'. They saw what she was talking about.
"How did you find this?" Skulduggery asked excitingly, beating Tanith to the sentence.
"I was on my laptop when I accidentally clicked a button and this thing called Google," and clicked onto .uk. "It shows you everything about everything. So I typed 's' and 'skulduggery pleasant' was fourth in the suggestion list."
Skulduggery input, "Only fourth, eh?"
Valkyrie continued, "Anyway, apparently this man knows all about us has been writing stories about our fights against Serpine, the Grotesquery and the Faceless Ones."
"That's weird," Tanith queried quickly. It was 1-1 in the 'fast sentence' contest. "What's his name?"
"Um…" Valkyrie said, scrolling down the page. "Derek Landy."
"That's Gordon's friend!" Skulduggery said, jogging his memory.
"Wow!" Valkyrie and Tanith exclaimed together.
Tanith then got suspicious, "How does he know about me and Valkyrie though?"
Skulduggery and Valkyrie froze. It seemed their free day had come to an abrupt end.