"If you don't wanna miss all the good stuff, you gotta get up before the sun does. Because the sun is a lazybones. Also breakfast is a part of a nutritious breakfast." -Probably the President.
"The best offense is a good defense." -Some one who didn't become popular.
"STOP SINGING!" - The Big Buff Cheeto Puff.
"Wow, Wow, Wow, it's a computer" - The Red Sassy Puppet Man
"GOTTA GO FAST" - An outdated meme
"Do it, Lapis" Stets Quartz Uniu
"You look like a snake!" - JonTron
"Yesssssss" - Snake drug dealer guy
"We can't leave yet! The whole point to come here was to leave!" Peridorito
"If there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?" - Lauren Zuke
"I'm gonna kill you with my wizard magic" - The Face from FNATI
"Uh.. Hello?.. Hello?" - The Recorded Voice Guy
"We are bigger than Jesus" - A Popular Band that became unpopopular
"Insert a line here" - Someone
"Don't ask why i did this xD