Chapter 1:

Ellison Brewer, better know as Elli Valentine, sat back in her limo seat and sighed heavily. The passed few months had been show after show and she was tired. She wasn't really in the mood to be awake at seven in the morning to go do an interview, but she would just have to deal with it.

The limo arrived at the sound stage where the line of screaming fans were already waiting for her. Sighing again, her door opened, and she stepped out onto the curb. She plastered on a huge smile and made her way towards the double doors making sure she signed a few autographs and took a few pictures as she went.

As soon as she was through the doors, she was wisked off to hair, makeup, and wardrobe. Apparently the Chanel summer dress she had put on that morning was not enough for national television, and she was forced into a rather sassy Dolce and Gabbana number.

She slipped on her extra tall heels and made her way to the green room where she was to meet Ellen before the show.

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Bam walked down the stairs from his bedroom yawning. For some reason, he hadn't been able to fall back asleep after Missy had left for the gym. Entering the living room, he started laughing when he realized that Novak was watching the Ellen Degeneres Show.

'Dude, what the fuck?' Bam asked laughing.

'What?' Novak asked as if it was normal for him to be awake at nine in the morning watching the popular talk show.

'Please tell me there was nothing else on.' Bam said sinking onto the leather couch.

'That hot ass girl's on today.' Novak said pointing to the screen.

'What hot ass girl?' Bam asked wracking his brain.

'You know! That Elli Valentine chick!' Novak said.

'No, I don't actually.' Bam said laughing slightly.

'Give it up, for Elli Valentine!' Ellen screamed drawing both of the boy's attention's to the screen.

A catchy pop tune started up and he remembered hearing it come on the Top 40 the other day in the car with Missy. A gorgeous blonde appeared on the screen. He didn't pay any attention to the lyrics, which Novak was singing. He just watched her dance and sing her out. He was amazed at her talent and her passion for the stage.

After the song the crowd went crazy and Ellen welcomed her to have a seat with her.

The two chatted and laughed a few times, talking about Elli's career and what not. Bam was just watching the blonde. He couldn't take his eyes off her, and he couldn't figure out why.

'Now Elli, a lot of people are buzzing that you have a celebrity crush.' Ellen said.

'Yes.' Elli said giggling. 'I do actually.'

'Who is it?'

'No one would ever guess this....but I have the biggest crush on Bam Margera.' She said giggling.

'The guy from Jackass?' Ellen asked.

'Yes.' Elli said laughing with her.

Bam's mouth formed into a smirk.

'Look's like you got a chance there, Life Partner.' Novak said switching the channel. 'I would act on it too.'