Expansion in the Smash Mansion!

by Graceful Kiwi

What happens when Master Hand goes a little creation crazy? DLC happens, that's what! Join the smashers as they cope with romances, non-nintendo characters and most of all: Three Mii fighters breaking the rules of canon! Pure crackfic, might have a plot eventually. Submit a character from whatever show, anime, game or whatever!

1. Chapter 1

Expansion in the smash mansion

Chapter 1

Meet the smashers

"Hello, welcome to smashville. I'm Master Ha-" The disembodied white glove was cut short as a rouge arrow hit him in the, uh, palm?

"Give my bomb bag back you oversized terrorists!" A big blue haired man wearing armour and a giant sword was fleeing with some sort of sack in hand, closely followed by a blonde with an even bigger sword and a smaller sack wih designs on it. It appears they are running from two almost identical guys, however one was a lot smaller and looked much calmer.

"Why are you so calm toony? They took our bomb bags! Now I can't spam well!" The taller one yelled at the little one. The little one kept looking calm and pulled out a detonator.

"Chill. I just got these remote bombs from the Minish cap world, Master Hand brought them in yesterday. That little guy has some sweet equipment. Too bad no-one pays him any attention" He grinned and clicked the button on the detornator.

An explosion could be heard as the smaller sack exploded, setting off the bombs in the bigger bag, which could really pack a punch. After the smoke cleared the two big guys were lying on the ground, dazed as the indentical ones caught up.

"Ah, my bomb bag!" The two said at the exact same time. Master Hand and the newcomer just stood there, until Master Hand cleared his, uh, throat? Do disembodied white gloves have throats?

"As I was saying, I'm Master Hand. That big building down there is the smash mansion, where you'll be living for the time you're here. Link annd Toon Link? I suppose you can show "Mii swordfighter" around?" Link and Toon's heads turned as they heard their names.

"Uh, of course, master hand" Said Toon Link "Come on."

"So," Link began "Mii swordfighter-"

"Kimi. Just Kimi" said the newcomer, cutting him off.

"Er, right. So what class are you?" asked Link, curious.

"I use a sword for most of my attacks, but I do have some straight up's too" Kimi replied, pulling out a glowing blue sword and swinging it around.

"Obviously," said Toon "Seeing as his registered name is Mii swordfighter"

"Right" said Link. The trio were now approaching the mansion, which looked a tad bigger than expected

"Uhhhh, why is the mansion bigger than in the brochure?" said Kimi, looking a bit puzzled.

"Expansion" said Toon Link "DLC characters coming in soon. A ton of them by the looks of it" He pushed the mansion doors open, and the other two stepped in. It was utter chaos. A pink puffball was running around banging pots and pans together, chasing an angel-boy and a blue-haired woman who were holding a bunch of food and cooking equipment. Just behind them a green-haired goddess-like figure was firing green crackling projectiles at a boy clad in blue armour and an arm cannon, who was retaliating with white bullets and a blue beam. Some chairs were being used missiles as a small boy with a baseball cap and a paper-thin man fought over a seat. The latter of the two seemed to be chucking weird black paper-thin chairs as well. Close to them two moustached men clad in green and red were arguing about which dish would be served, ravioli or bolognaise? A caped figure slashed with a sword at an ominously tall frog that kept disappearing and reappearing to dodge. Two blondes, one male and one female, were wrestling on the ground, they seemed to be fighting over who got to go first in line for food.

"Welp," said Link "Welcome to the smash mansion"

A/N: Heey guys! I started this story cause I was bored, it's pure crackfick BUT (and this is a big but) it MAY have a plot later on. This chapter was short because it's the first, but I may have longer chapters occasionally. Here's some info about the story:

-As you might have guessed, this is going to be a story where lots and lots of new characters will be added in on the go. The order of chapters will go: Intro, CHALLENGER!, filler in the mansion, CHALLENGER!, filler in the mansion, CHALLENGER!, etc etc etc

-I'm allowing readers to SUBMIT THEIR OWN CHARACTER! It can be anyone from any game, show, movie, book or anything else. The conditions are: They have to have a reasonable moveset, no characters who would absolutely nothing (Freddy, I'm looking at you) and also I have to know something about them. Like quotes etc. Also no Ridley or King K. Rool. I'm sorry

-I'm also allowing TWO (and only two, no exceptions) OCs to be classified as Mii gunner and Mii brawler to go alongside mine. Do what you want with them, give them their own moveset, own outfit and their own final smash too. Just don't make them TOO OP (We don't want another brawl Meta Knight, do we?)

And apart from all that, have a wonderful 2016 and REVIEW!