A short story
City Z, 15:12
City Z has been rebuilt since last meteor attack. Nearly all buildings has been rebuilted, supermarkets included.
Then a man with a octopus head, fish tail, crab claws and big muscles walked towards a supermarket, sppecialize in pork, beef, fruits, vegetable and instant food. Shouting.
"why did nearly every shop in this town don't sell any seafood! They are good and tasty! I will destroy any shop who don't sell any glorius seafood at all."
"uhhh. Excuse me, but you are bloking the path towards the supermarket. And, i need to go there fast for the special discount for today."
"does that supermarket have any seafood?"
"oh. It's only specialize in meat, vegetables and instant food."
"then you will die for disgracing the glory of seafood! I will cut you with my claws! Today shall die caped baldy!"
*BANG*
"why some people always called me like , it's 15:15. I hope i wont be late for the discount."
The man started running to the supermarket. Leaving the body capped legs in the street.
More shorter version:
"YOU WILL DIE BALD!"
*BAM*
"NO ONE CAN CALLED ME BALD AND GET AWAY WITH IT!"
Bonus
"Genos. Did you know?"
"No, Saitama- sensei."
"oh. Ok."
"Okay."