La Sanzo-sama

A/N: This is a parody of the song 'La Senorita' from Dance Dance Revolution. Made like Sanzo. ^^ I'm listening to Schuldich's image song, Spiritualized at the moment, so gomen if this is weird. Read and review anyway! ^^;; Just imagine Gojyo singing this.

Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki. So there. :P

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Sitting in the corner with a coffee cup
Reading the newspaper, not looking up
He blinks as he finds something funny there,
The sunlight shining in his hair

When he leaves you want to stay clear and be aware
He'll pull his gun and shoot you a death glare

And he's a hot one, a jalepeno
Ooh la Sanzo-sama
You'll never get close enough
To la Sanzo-sama

Now, you die.

You know he has a mind, he has an attitude
And he likes his space and his solitude
He'll shoot you or beat you, if he's in a good mood
Or kill you like you knew he would

When he smiles you better run for those distant hills
Psycho and rabid, run before he kills!

And he's a hot one, a jalepeno
Ooh la Sanzo-sama
Beating that baka-ero
Ooh la Sanzo-sama
Ooh la Sanzo-sama

Ole!