Title: Saber Marionette J's Wordless Mess

Genre: Anime/Saber Marionette J

Rating : PG-13 stands for Parental Guidance over 13

Disclaimer: I do not owe Saber Marionette J and will never be able to... just taking their characters to bring out this fic

Author Notes: Ooooooooooooookay! The beginning of a new Era! A new fic of mine is born… out of nowhere and with some original Pranks I just hope everything will go okay in this new contest to arrive on… hope you'll enjoy… cause I'll be having hard times in making Words here… and some conversation might become dull

Oh... To remember... this Fic is developed on the brink of war between Japoness and Garthland... still on the middle of J... so... expect that Saber Dolls and Otaru's Marionettes won't get along too well


Summary: Why should we play this game? It's just a crap out of the S**t!

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Another Day On Kazahari's apartments….

Yes… another routinary day in where Cherry makes the breakfast with lots of noise… where Lime scream all around, Bloodberry trying to Chase Otaru and give him some of hers… with Hanagata appearing and discussing with the marionettes having an end as the Marionettes give him a full round trip to the moon, Then Otaru Goes to work and the mess fighting starts on trying to Win Otaru's piece… then Hanagata goes Down and Starts discussing as well with them…and the marionettes, thinking he had not enough, decide to give him a "re-launch".

The story finishes as Otaru Comes back from work and makes it have some order… then Supper with the same noise and the same racket… time to sleep (The only time of silence) and the cycle restarts… usually this won't change unless there's another guest entering the apartment…

???: Is this… the Happiness Era… without Wars?

Another Day On Kazahari's apartments….

Come again… another routinary day in where Cherry makes the breakfast with lots of noise… where Lime scream all around, Bloodberry trying to Chase Otaru and give him some of hers… with Hanagata appearing and discussing with the marionettes having an end as the Marionettes give him a full round trip to the moon, Then Otaru Goes to work and the mess fighting starts on trying to Win Otaru's piece… then Hanagata goes Down and Starts discussing as well with them…and the marionettes, thinking he had not enough, decide to give him a "re-launch".

The story finishes as Otaru Comes back from work and makes it have some order… then Supper with the same noise and the same racket… time to sleep.

???: If this is the way it's gonna be… I would rather be on war!

Another Day On Kazahari's apartments….

No comments… another routinary day in where Cherry makes the breakfast with lots of noise… where Lime scream all around, Bloodberry trying to Chase Otaru and give him some of hers… with Hanagata appearing and discussing with the marionettes having an end as the Marionettes give him a full round trip to the moon, Then Otaru Goes to work and the mess fighting starts on trying to Win Otaru's piece… then Hanagata goes Down and Starts discussing as well with them…and the marionettes, thinking he had not enough, decide to give him a "re-launch".

The story finishes as Otaru Comes back from work and makes it have some order… then Supper with the same noise and the same racket… time to sleep

???: And that's how we fell in this hole

Yumeji: We find in a rounded table BlueFiragaCarter and all the main Characters of the SMJ Cast, which suddenly appeared and look each other puzzled... let's see what everyone says about this cra---- uh... err let's see what they think about the Game that is about to start

Otaru: I have no idea...

Cherry: I have no idea...

Bloodberry: No idea

Lime: Am i on TV?

Hanagata: Why Am i here? Nobody ever gives me explanations!

Blue: It's true.... i haven't made myself clear enough... i'll start telling you...

Hanagata: AH! So you're behind all this eh!? You're the one who possesed Little Lime with...

*Cherry Slaps Hanagata Twice with her Rice Tub*

Cherry: Let the Guy speak!

Blue: Okay... as i was saying... i'll let you all know the rules as soon as the other contestants arrive the place

Yumeji: Just in that moment knock on the door started sounding as the door magically open revealing the rest of the contestants... Yes... Faust and his saber dolls: Luchs, Panther and Tiger... all the Japoness crew jumped out of their seats in astonishment...

Hanagata: Doomsday!! Doomsday!! Faust Have Came to

*Bloodberry smashes Hana's Face to the Table with a small thud*

Bloodberry: To BFC So... this is the Plan you dork... this is an ambush! Isn't it? You want Japoness to Fall down over the claws of this... this Darkie!

Yumeji: At this point Faust and the Saber dolls were looking in disgust the little act of cold-heart against them... Faust shook his head in disgust as the saber dolls turned back in signal of almost leaving... BlueFiragaCarter Sweatdropped as Faust began to speak to him

Faust: to BFC Let me guess you haven't told him the rules yet... shame on you...

Blue: It's just that they're the reason of bringing this out...it's a test against the racket

Hanagata: WHO MAKES THE RACKET!

Lime: Whee! Whee! I'm on TV! On TV! Ne, ne Otaru what's TV!?

Faust: impressive...at this point they would hardly win...

Yumeji: Bloodberry, Otaru and Cherry growl at the statement... however, Lime is still having fun Around because she's on TV... jumping around... doing her mess

Tiger: I don't know why should we do this my Fürer... we should be conquering Terra II and bringing chaos to their villagers

Faust: Calm Down... who should be the leader?

Saber Dolls: You! You Should be the Leader! Lord Faust!

Faust: Exactly... and a good leader should crush their enemies in ever field they can...

Luchs: That's smart my Lord Faust

Otaru: You're dead wrong if you think you'll ever have a chance Faust!

Faust: SAVE your words! That's the goal of winning!

Otaru: What?

Blue: Okay Yumeji! Do it!

*Yumeji pushes the big bright red button, the lights go out... no one can see around...*

Hanagata: Awww Somebody touch me "there" is that you? Otaru-Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuun?

Lime: Ah! OH! Eh? Uh.... Yah!!! EEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO wooo Otaru Otaru...is this TV? It scares me!! Wheeeeeeeeee

Otaru: Ah... Sh*t!! Hanagata! Quit that! How did you Find me!?

Hanagata: It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! Keep touching me!

Otaru: i'm not touching you!!

Lime: Plushiee!!!

Hanagata: ARGHH Let go Dirty marionette!!

Faust: this is insane… but a leader has to do what a leader has to do

Saber Dolls: We'll always follow you Fürer!

Yumeji: A lot's of colors and weird smelly powder is spread over the characters and makes them keep shut all of a sudden…

Blue: Okay… now that I'm the only voice I might be able to caught everyone's attention… let's make clear the fact of how this game is played.. because… after all this is a game… a game to enjoy…

Yumeji: There's silence

Blue: Okay… and since there are no questions and nobody complains so far… let's go to explain how's this game…. Wordless Silent Mess is played… okay… let's make a little Resemble…Yumeji

Yumeji: Hai! This game was born due to all the racket and noise around both atmospheres of Otaru and his marionettes and Faust and his saber Dolls… this game will test how calm and silent and quiet you can be… since the one without doing the most noise will keep on the path and the noisiest one will be getting eliminated..

Blue: Golden Rules to keep on the Game!

* No more than 5 words per sentence

* An average less than 10000 decibels per day

At the end of each day… the loser with more words over one "marked sentence" and more noise will be eliminated and the most quiet will be punished in the roulette of silence… which only means that if you talk too much, you're out and if you keep too quiet you're suffering… so be a normal person and everything will be fine for you.

Yumeji: After light is restored all around the place… Otaru and friends and Fürer and foes and My brother are back but not on Otaru's apartment anymore… but in a big luxury Bungalow (White house might sound like a bad joke) well furnished and absolutely neat… it was a paradise come to life… gasps even from Faust and the saber dolls were heard…and of course… their capabilities to talk were back

Blue: Okay… it's almost midnight already… you should really be resting soon so… are there any questions?

Hanagata: YES THERE ARE!

Blue: Okay Hanagata… do share with us

Hanagata: Are we winning something?

Blue: Sure… the satisfaction of had won the first edition of wordless silent mess!

Otaru: Big deal…

Blue: Well…. Actually there is a grand prize for the winner… but is well known that some persons disencourage themselves after listening to a prize they won't like so…. I'm making that anonymous to make the contestants fight for it

Faust: That surely adds some excitement to the contest…

Blue: Okay then The 10 contestants go sleep and get ready for tomorrow's grand beginning of the Wordless Silent Mess!

Yumeji: Cherry Raises her Hand

Blue: Yes… Cherry?

Cherry: You should have notice that there are nine of us around: Me, Otaru, Lime, Bloodberry, Hanagata, With some sort of disgust Faust, Luchs, Tiger and Panther

Blue: That's right…

Cherry: You know? You just said ten…

Blue: Ooooooooo… Yumeeeeeeee-Chan!!

*Yumeji gulps*

Yumeji: SO… I am supposed to join that group???

Blue: Hell yeah! Get yourself out of that place and come here at once

Yumeji: nervous But… but… who'll take my job as narrator??

*Narrator comes out of the public*

Narrator: Oh OH OH I can do it! I can I can…

Blue: Hell No! I'm substituting you while you stay here Yume-Chan

*Narrator goes back to sit down mumbling and grumbling*

*Shot of all the contestants going out to their room*

Blue: Oookay! The ultimate contest is about to begin… don't tune out… since 00:00 of this midnight… the game will begin… check out who will be going out in this new game… Wordless Silent Mess

*Crowd Clapping, Happy Music Plays*

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On the next Chapter….

Find out who goes out first… the house is full of breaking objects and keeping yourself shut with your foe by your side will be very difficult… plus well see who gets punished for being so silent in the brand new Roulette of Silence! This and oh! Much More in the Next Wordless Silent Mess: "Let it Roll!"