The boys decided, that for the weekend, they would go on a camping trip by Stark's Pond. They had a tent set up by the shore. At night, Stan set up a fire, and they sat around roasting marshmallows. As they sat in silence, Butters suddenly spoke up.
"H-Hey fellas, how bout we sing a song?" He suggested.
"How bout we don't" Kyle replied.
"Don't be such a negative Nancy Jew." Cartman snorted, standing up. He reached into a bush and grabbed a ukelele.
"Dude... Where did you..." Stan stuttered in utter confusion.
Cartman tuned the stringed instrument before announcing, "I've got a song for y'all." He strummed the ukelele a few times. Kenny, Kyle, and Stan glanced at each other in confusion. "I call this one... 'The Campfire Song Song."
Kyle smacked his forehead. "Oh for the love of..."
"Let's gather round the campfire, and sing our campfire song..."
Butters swayed his head as the fat fourth grader sang. He wrapped an arm around Kenny's head to make him do it too.
"... Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G Song. And if you don't think we can sing it faster than you're wrong..." Cartman jumped onto a large rock and continued. "But it'll help if you just sing aloooooong..."
"Bum... Bum... Bum..." Butters chimed in.
Cartman took a long breath. "C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG, AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THAN YOU'RE WRONG, BUT IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALOOOOOOOONG. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG, Butters!"
"U-Uh... Song... C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..."
"KYLE!"
"..."
"Good!" Cartman jumped off the rock. "It'll heelllllllllp, it'll heeeeeelllllllllllp... IF YOU JUST SING ALOOOOOOOONGGGGG" He took the ukelele and smashed it against Kenny's face, killing him in the process. "OH YEEEAAAAHHH" Cartman cleared his throat. "And that, my friends, is a campfire song."
Stan blinked in terror.
"Why the hell am I friends with you guys..." Kyle sighed.
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A/N: Yes, I wrote a thing.