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Ok this is my first go at a musical type thing so go easy on me! Please REVIEW!!!!! I love ALL of my reviewers! ~~~~The song used is All Star by Smash Mouth~~~~

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Gryffindor and Slytherin are getting ready for a Quidditch match. Both teams are getting ready in their locker rooms.

~In Gryffindor locker room~

(Spotlight on Harry)

HARRY: Somebody once told me my mum died in a car crash

But somehow I knew that's not why she's dead

This old guy called Voldemort, he kept trying to kill me

But only made a scar on my forehead

~Whilst in the Slytherin locker room.~

(Spotlight on Draco)

DRACO:

Well the Bludgers start coming and they don't stop coming

Potter slammed into me and I hit the ground bleeding

Didn't make sense not to live for house points

Life's such a bitch, so why not FIGHT!

So much to curse so much to hex

Damn you Potter, you ain't seen the last of me yet!

I'll never know why you're always late

I'll never get why you're "SO GREAT"!

~Back to Gryffindor locker room~

WOOD:

Hey now you're an All Star get your kit on, go play

Hey now you're a Quidditch Star get on the field, I'll get the first aid

And all that glitters is red and gold

Only us Gryffindors break the mould!

~Meanwhile, in the spectators box.~

(Spotlight on Ron and Hermione)

RON:

Somebody once asked me if I could spare some change for Butterbeer

But all I had was a '4 in a row' coin

I said "sorry, no" just before the blow

Right in the centre of my.groin

HERMIONE: Well, the assignments start coming and they don't stop coming

Lets celebrate by heading to the library

Didn't make sense not to live for work

My brain gets smarter as your brain gets worse

So much to study for, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking extra classes

Your brain will never grow if you don't go

You'll never shine if you're too slow

~Back in the Gryffindor locker room.~

WOOD:

Hey now you're an All Star get your kit on, go play

Hey now you're a Quidditch Star get on the field, I'll get the first aid

And all that glitters is red and gold

Only us Gryffindors break the mould!

EVERYONE, EXCEPT DRACO: Yeahhh!