a Song-fic ala cupcake.
More like I stole a song from Toby Keith (I wanna talk about Me) and tweaked it to be cupcake. I take creative license, NOTHING ELSE! Lol.
I was bored. Procrastinating. What can I say.
Warning, don't drink, and maybe don't read right after eating..lol
I wanna Talk about Morelli
We talk about the girl and how Ranger is a jerk
We talk about her job and her heart when it hurts
We talk about the troubles she's been having with her mother
About her daddy and her granny and her sister's crazy lover
We talk about her friends and the influence they've been (bad, that is)
We talk about her skin and how Ranger touches it
The skip stepped on her toes and she won't wear hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about her clothes (and all the dumpster diving)
You know talking about her makes me cringe
So to make me smile
I wanna talk about Morelli
Wanna talk about Joe
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my Joe my
What he thinks, what he likes, what he knows, what he wants, how he sleeps (all definitions)
I hate talking about Steph and Ranger, make me squeal, So lets be real...
I wanna talk about Morelli (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about Morelli (me,me,me,-background singers)
We talk about her dreams and we talk about her schemes
Her high school drama and how Ranger 'comes to mama'
We talk about his Julie living in Miami, Florida
We talk about her nieces and their neurotic personas
We talk about the guys of every shape and size
The ones that we despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about her heart, how it's been Joe's from the start
And her medical charts and when she's shot...
You know talking about her makes me scream
So lets change the tune...
I wanna talk about Morelli
Wanna talk about Joe
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my Joe my
What he thinks, what he likes, what he knows, what he wants, how he sleeps (all definitions)
I hate talking about Steph and Ranger, make me squeal, So lets be real...
I wanna talk about Morelli (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about Morelli (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about Morelli (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about Morelli (me,me,me,-background singers)
StephStephstephStephRangerStephStephStephStephSteph...
I wanna talk about MORELLI!
I wanna talk about Morelli
Wanna talk about Joe
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my JOe my
What he thinks, what he likes, what he knows, what he wants, how he sleeps (all definitions)
I hate talking about Steph and Ranger, make me squeal, So lets be real...
I wanna talk about Morelli (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about Morelli (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about Morelli (me,me,me,-background singers)
Oh Joe!
faints THUD!