Hello to everyone reading this! This story acts as if the Son of Sobek and the Staff of Serapis never occurred. This is about two weeks after Gaea was defeated, and about a month after Apophis was defeated. I will try to update this about once a week.
Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognize, and all rights go to Rick Riordan. This stands for all chapters uploaded in the future.
I'm walking to the dining pavilion for Leo's funeral when a couple of things happen. One, said dead person crashed into the pavilion riding on Festus along with a girl. Upon closer inspection I notice she has cinnamon hair and almond shaped eyes… Gods, is that Calypso? Anyway, Leo completely destroyed his funeral setup, and somehow managed to burn his shroud in the process. He then climbs off his dragon triumphantly, and helps Calypso down.
He stands on one of the dining tables, "Take that, Thanatos! The Super Sized McShizzle is back! HA!"
The second problem is that a blonde girl came running into the pavilion. She has colorful stripes in her hair that seem to be blue and red. Her combat boots are scratched and muddy, and her white PJs are stained a brown and torn in places. An African American boy trailing after her is wearing the same PJ ensemble, sneakers, and enough amulets around his neck to make Aphrodite jealous. Seriously, though, did they come from a slumber party? The strange pair is being followed by some monsters we keep stocked in our woods, and the girl starts waving a stick around and yelling things in some language I don't understand. Wait, did she just say hiny? Why would she be yelling things about butts? I don't have time to ponder this as some of the tables begin to blow up.
It's absolute chaos, as fire balls are flying around everywhere, demigods are yelling in both ancient Greek and English, and a baboon runs around camp leading a pack of bloodthirsty lions. Various weapons are crumbling into gray dust, and many demigods are incapacitated.
"Percy! Do something!" Annabeth yells at me as she runs after some of the various creatures running amuk, including a few sphinxes.
I pull out Riptide and run towards the blonde girl. I'm hoping to get her to safety and keep her from getting mauled the assortment of wild animals running around. This is probably one of the worst ways I've seen someone come to camp. Unfortunately, she doesn't seem too open to the idea.
Blondie sees me running towards her and pulls an ivory boomerang out of a bag slung over her shoulder. She, in all of her white PJy glory, starts chanting at me in the same language she used before. Suddenly, I'm hit by a blast of water, but when she realizes it didn't affect me, she gives up and throws the boomerang at me. I duck, and she starts to look panicked and begins to root through her bag. After a moment she gives up, and stands there with her eyes closed, clutching something around her neck. Soon the boy she arrived with shows up.
The pair completely ignores me and just stand there together with their eyes closed. They probably think I'm going to kill them. Just as I'm about to grab them and pull them to safety, a floating portal of some sort appears, and they jump into it before I can warn them not to. It seals up right behind them.
I look around and realize that all of the animals are gone, too, and all of the monsters are dead. Broken weapons litter the commons, and many campers lay wounded.
Annabeth walks up to me, covered in monster guts and stunningly gorgeous, "Well that was an eventful funeral."