A Riolu with a sniper rifle on it's back, with two pistols, a knife, and a small storage pack on a toolbelt, is riding a hoverboard through the woods. Yep. There's nothing like the fresh air blowing through your face on a hoverboard. Huh? It's NOT normal for a pokemon to have guns? Well, you're probably from another dimension then. In this world, we pokemon have grown more advanced in our tech, so much so that humans are a rare thing. There are still some humans here and there though. Who am I? Well, I'm Diamond, the assassin. My current mission is killing a sandslash. This sandslash in particular has stolen from stores in the town and houses alike. Things from money, to even forgetting stealing and burning the place to the ground. Alright, time to focus. The hunter has almost reached his pray.
Diamond rolls off of his hoverboard, behind a bush, and takes out his sniper rifle, peaking it through the bush. Steady, steady. BANG! The sandslash falls to the ground, a bullet hole right between the eyes. Diamond walks up, and puts him in a bag while putting on a blue cloak that covers his whole body, the hood leaving his face shrouded in darkness. It's always a rule of thumb that you don't reveal who you are to your master, you never know if they try to pull something in you. Diamond travels through the woods on his hoverboard, going further from civilization. Eventually, he reaches a clearing. Where another sandslash is waiting.
"You got the target?"
Diamond rolls the killed sandslash onto the ground in front of them.
Diamond: "You got the pay?"
The sandslash gets out a bag of money, and a box of tic tacs.
"I don't know why you wanted tic tacs instead of actual money, so I gave you 10G along with it."
Diamond takes both the bag of money and the tic tacs, and walks off. Bet you're wondering the same thing my old boss was wondering: why the tic tacs? It's because there is something about them most people overlook. To pokemon, these aren't just something that will make your breath smell fresh, it's something that will heal you and give you temporary buffs if eaten three at a time. That's why I have multiple packs of them, just in case something goes wrong. Ah, how I will miss the old days. I used to explore all the time with a very young victini. He still had a blanket always with him, and a victini doll. When we first met, no one would've thought that the doll had some secret power with a jewel hidden inside of it. Oh well. That's in the past now, I'm now on a totally separate planet from him. Now, with an app I got on my communicator device, someone can message me who needs to die. Wherever, and whenever. Diamond approaches a clearing, where there is a beach.
He gets off of his hoverboard, somehow puts it in his pack on his toolbelt, and sits against a tree, where he starts cleaning his gun. The wind softly blows through his fur, a calming aura surrounds the sea. I've always wondered what was beyond the ocean's gray waves, and if this is the only island on this planet. Unlikely, there MUST be SOMETHING out there, I just have to look harder. In the distance, an explosion booms through the air. What the heck! I thought explosives that size were impossible! Diamond gets up, and looks over, a huge black triangle-ish shape between two mountains is suddenly there. Big skulls are shooting lasers at it. Okay. What am I looking at right now? In my 5-6 years give or take of being an assassin, I have NEVER seen anything like THAT! I am NOT engaging something that big! Diamond runs away, not looking back.
Two Days Later
Bing! Oh? A new assassination request. Let's see what it is. Diamond pulls out a flip phone. It is… A buisel! But, in the picture… It has… Black eyes and black fins? Huh, that's new. Oh well, it pays good. 100G, that's like, 10 boxes of tic tacs! He puts the flip phone back in his pack, and gets out his hoverboard. And goes off into the distance. Where a new destiny awaits.
