Title: Bump In The Night
Characters/Pairings: Ichigo/Rukia
Rating: T
Summary: This is the most climactic point in Rukia's life. SEX WITH ICHIGO!
Well, Ichigo got really drunk and Rukia got really drunk in celebration of Aizen's humiliating defeat. It wasn't a big deal, really. And with how these things go, they got a little tipsy, and a little intimate, and by the time it was time to go home, they were just a bit horny.
They didn't get to the front door when Ichigo scooped Rukia up bridal-style and carried her over the threshold. When they stumbled into his room, they were mauling each other's face off and shit.
Things got a little grabby, if you get my drift.
"Oh yes!" Rukia urged as he lied over her in a fashion she thought meant to imply they were about to get it on. Then he started to snore.
"Wh-" She grabbed a fistful of his hair and yanked his head back to discover he was drooling and very, very unconscious. Ichigo gave the grand finale by farting loudly.
"OH GOD!" Rukia howled, disgusting by the noxious fumes. Without warning, Ichigo jerked to life and vomited all over her breasts.
The end.
Moment ruined.
Result: A black eye from a tiny little she-devil.