Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...but I wish I did...anyway on with the story!

"Grrr" - Talking

'I will take over the world!' - Thinking

*Crash* – Sound affects

"Who dares disturb me!" Summon


My Pov

Yes! It was going to be the perfect day. It's the first day of summer vacation. That meant my annoying brother was still in school, my parents were at work...well they always are, time to torture Cat (my friend Sam who I nicknamed...I name all my friends), pigging out on junk food all day, watching Naruto, Merlin, and Doctor Who, reading fanfiction, and best of all I didn't have to get up early for swim team, it would start in a week or two.

All in all it was going to be a perfect day. I mean what could go wrong? The sun is shinning, the birds are singing, my aunts evil cat is nowhere to be seen...Hm that reminds me I need the squirt bottle in case he attacks, and the dog is barking. "That stupid dog." I growled, "Can't I have one day of peace! Is that to much to ask for?"

*CRASH!* And here comes that evil cat running up the stairs. "Ok maybe it is. Well at least the dog stopped barking." As I walked downstairs towards the kitchen screwing the cap of a squirt bottle on I thought, 'Food that's what I need. It'll make my day all better. Then I can hunt down Sam and get her back for taking my candy.'

I walked into the kitchen, not paying attention, thinking of ways to get my revenge, "I could dye her hair green...no that not good enough." I said putting toast in the toaster. I opened the fridge looking for jam. " I could steal her computer. No, that won't work ether... I know! I'll always burn her precious Diedie plushie!" *Pop* "I love you toast!" I yelled grabbing it mid-air. "Sempai?" Asked a voice trying and failing to whisper. "Hmm." "Girl-chan is weird." "Who the Hell are you!" I yelled before spinning around ,still holding my toast in one hand and squirt bottle in the other, and accidentlly squirting a big fish to my left. 'Never mind that's just Kisame...Wait WHAT!'

Standing in my kitchen was the Akatsuki. More importantly though standing right in front of me, not even five feet away, was Tobi. I did what any fangirl would do. I screamed "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" before launching myself at him for a flying tackle hug, aka a glomp.