We join the hero, Ash Ketchum...mmmm...ketchup...oh, uh, yeah we join Ash as he practices his pokeball throwing skills with that yellow rat thing that sparks called Pikachu. Yes, he is training for his quest, to force creature...animal things that are on steriods,to battle each other until the other faints, and poison each other, kick each other, punch each other, paralyze each other, burn each other, hypnotize each other, and even put love spells on each other...not exactly sure how to think about this.
Ash had now perfected his throwing skillzzz, and was now practicing to stuff animals into small red and white containers. But before he started, he went and had a pokedrink and some pokecookies, while sitting on a pokechair. Pikachu said something like 'pika pika' and Ash replyed with 'asha asha' which in Pikachu language actually means 'kill me kill me' so Pikachu let a thunderbolt rip thanks to the pokebaked beans and did indeed kill Ash.