Hetalia Comparisons
This is for my soul sister Akemi713. XD
This also comes from the mind of our very own Denmark (Denny's!), also known as the one who wrote the comic for History with Grandpa Rome.
Now onto the story! XD
You walk into an IKEA store… in Sweden.
Now imagine Finland as a table. Yes a table.
Now imagine Sweden as a chair.
How many thoughts can you think about this comparison?
Now if you sit in the chair you are…Yeah
Cock block! (Akemi didn't you say this?)
Now imagine Denmark as and axe. Yes a freaking AXE!
And Norway as a tree, and Iceland as a sapling.
(Warning this part I had no idea how Denny's came up with)
If you cut the tree with the axe, what does it make?
You guessed it! The chair and table!
So… Can you sit in a chair ever again?
How about see a tree or an axe?
That's what I thought! If not then you maybe just like me and can't wait to push a chair in and out from you dining room (or wherever you find a chair and table) and then you parents ask what you are doing.
(Akemi would also tell you that it's bad to be like me, XD)
Yeah, this is what happens when you leave our Denmark upstairs and then begins to go in rage mode. Akemi has learned her lesson (Yes I embarrass you more Aniki! XD) Then out of nowhere Denmark brings this up in the lunch line. Our Denmark comes up with the craziest things, while Akemi just flips out at points and laughs so much her chest hurts, and I am just dying of laughter waiting to hear what Denmark will say next. Please review and tell me what you think. Also if you have any other comparisons don't be afraid to post them!
And for those who are reading my story Splitting Image, I am still writing. I keep having small writers block. Also school has been chewing on me, especially since finals are coming up. Please be patient.