"Chris McLean here," he said, to you "Back at camp Wawanakwa. That's right, next season we're going back to our roots. All your favorite cast mates, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Owen, and the rest...Aren't coming. This season we're using a completely new cast. And to make it interesting, we're going to make things a little racial by competing humans against antro, anthro, antropo..." he starts making a squinty face and points off screen. He was obviously reading a cue card. "You know, how about I just call them toons? That makes it easier. As always, they're going to compete in various challenges, for the grand prize of $ 100,000. In the tradition of show...that they're just going lose in a nutty way. It's all happening right here on TOTAL, DRAMA, ISLAND!"
(Theme song)
Tell mom and dad, I'm doing fine I wanna be famous I wanna live close to the sun Cause I wanna be famous Na, na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na(sp?) I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous (Whistling)
You guys are on my mind
You ask me what I wanted to be
And I think the answer is plain to see
Pack some bag, do some gnarly ones
Everything to prove that I'm on my way
I'll get there one day
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
"Welcome back." said Chris "It's time now to meet the new contestants. And like last time, we told they were going to a resort. So if they're a little grumpy, that's why." Just then, the first ship came in. On was a teenage boy with short blond hair. He wore baggy pants; a red jersey over a black shirt, and on his shoulder was a smooth, pink animal with large buckteeth, and long whiskers.
"Alright," the boy shouted out "Ron and Rufus Stopple are now on Total Drama!" Rufus squealed for joy, sharing Ron's excitement.
"At least they're suppose to think it's a resort." said Chris, before turning to Ron "Welcome Bro-ha."
"Oh my gosh." said Ron as he pulled a bag over his shoulder "I don't believe it. It's Chris Mc..." as he got off the ship, he trip over the side bar, and landed on the dock. He got himself up as if nothing happened "It's Chris McLean! I've seen every episode of Total Drama Island AND World Tour, but not Action. Everybody was kinda gritty in that one."
"Blah, Action." added Rufus.
"Oh, man. I can't wait to get started. Winning prizes, hanging with the ladies, getting seen on T.V. Everything's been downhill since..."
"Yeah, great, whatever." interrupted Chris "And here comes our next contestant." And as if on cue, another boat came in. On it was an anthro blue jay. All he wore was a red fanny pack around his waist. "Hey Mordecai." Chris called out.
"Hey Chris." Mordecai called back as he entered the dock.
"Oh no." said Ron "Don't tell me DNAmy is behind this."
"Who's DNAmy?" asked Mordecai.
"Um, no one." replied Ron, feeling a little sheepish. Then the next boat came, on was a teenage girl. She had long blond hair and wore a white tank top with a pink horizontal stripe, and a pink mini skirt. She was carrying a large yellow backpack.
"Sabrina, great to see ya." greeted Chris.
"Great to be here." She called back, as she entered the dock.
"Finally, we meet the ladies." Ron whispered to Mordecai. Yet another boat arrives. This time, it passenger an anthro raccoon girl. She had a fairly lean figure, and apparently the fur at the back of her head was longer then the rest, because she wore in a ponytail like human hair. She also wore a pink shirt and jean overalls, and carried a gym bag.
"Lisa, glad you made it." greeted Chris.
"Thank you." Lisa replied, as she entered the dock "This place looks nice."
"Just give it 20 minutes." Not long, a new boat appears. This time there was an African American boy. He was very thin, and wore a yellow shirt, green pants, hiker boots, black framed-glasses, and a red hat. Strapped to his back was a gray backpack.
"Hello TV land." he called out as he entered the dock "Tucker Foley it here." He then takes a good look at Mordecai. "Hey, I didn't know we have to wear costumes."
"I'm not wearing anything." Mordecai replied. This freaked out Tucker a little bit. The next ship came in, carrying a blue anthro hippopotamus, but she had rabbit-like features; long ears, tiny buck teeth, and a fluffy tail. Also noticeable was that she also had small pink insect wings on her back. As she picked up her bags and got on the dock, the boat just jumped up like a cork and revealed it was twice it's apparent height.
"Oh crud, I'm having that dream again." said Chris.
"Total Drama Island," the hippo cried out "Hoppopotamus has arrived and ready for stardom."
"Looks more like she's ready for all you can eat burger night." joked Tucker, as he laughed about it. Hoppo went up, and stared down at him with an intimidating look.
"What was that?"
"Nothing." said Tucker, in fear. The next boat arrives, carrying a beefy teenage boy. He had short brown shaggy hair, and wore a yellow shirt; a green and gray jacket, and smoke black shorts. He grabbed his bag and entered the docks.
"Peyton, how's it going?" greeted Chris as they shared a high five.
"Awesome." replied Peyton "My friends at the Chaotic Dromes are gonna freak out when they see me here."
"Chaotic!" exclaimed Tucker "Oh great, he's one of those gaming geeks."
"Man, I hate to break this to ya. But your a geek to." said Ron.
"No, no, no. I'm a techno geek. A completely different breed." The next ship came in, carrying a small dinosaur-like creature. He was orange, had blue eyes, and a red and yellow flame was coming from his tail. He was wearing a green bag around his neck (AU: anime fans would know what I'm talking about). He entered the dock, revealing that he was two feet tall.
"All right, I made it." he said, having a voice of a 10 year old "Charmander, at your service."
"Yeah, nice to have you..." said Chris, who seemed a little distracted "YOUR TAIL IS FIRE!" Charmander looked at his tail. The flame was still crackling and dancing.
"Yeah, so?"
"So, doesn't that hurt or something?"
"No, I had it since I was hatched."
"Dude, I bet this means he has awesome fire attacks," said Peyton "I got to get a scan of him." He holds out a yellow device that looked like a iPad. I light blue light came out of the red circle in its center, touched Charmander, and moved upward. When it reaches the top of his head, it went back into the device. "What, no data?"
"Cool, you have a Kimmunicater," said Ron "I didn't know Wade was selling these."
"What in the Doors of the Deep Mines is a Kimmunicater?" The next boat pulls in. On it was a very thin teenage boy. He had dark tan skin, implying a Mexican heritage, and a dark blue hue in his hair. He wore a brown shirt with orange rims, and blue jeans. He pick up his bag and got on the dock.
"Jonsey, how's it going dude?" greeted Chris.
"Dude, it's awesome." said Jonsey.
"Dude, glad to hear it."
"If they say dude one more time, I swear I'm gonna flip." commented Sabrina.
"What's wrong with saying dude?" asked Mordecai.
"Okay, now where's the boat with the hippie chick?" said Chris looking in distance.
"Whoa, wait." said Jonsey "One of the contestant is a hippie?"
"Yeah, somebody named Rainbow. Her boat should have been here by..."
"Hey, check that out." said Lisa, pointing to the sea. At the distance was a stream of rainbow colored light. It kept flying though the air, doing loop-de-loops and other impressive movements. It then started to skimp on the water and head for the docks. When it came close, it sprayed on everyone. When they got a second look, there was a small sky blue winged horse on the docks. Not an anthropomorphic one, she stood on all fours. She stood tall enough to reach Chris' belt, had a rainbow colored mane and tail, rose colored eyes, and what looked like a tattoo on her flank of a cloud with a blue, yellow, and red lightning bolt. On her sides were green saddlebags. Above her was a small rainbow, made from water droplets still in the air. Everybody stared with ooh and ah.
"Yeah, I'm awesome." she said "They don't call me Rainbow AND Dash for nothing."
"This is a hippie?" asked Jonsey.
"Well, with a name like 'Rainbow' I thought she was," answered Chris, who the turned to Rainbow Dash "And where's the boat I arranged?"
"I left it halfway here so I can make a big entrance." She said proudly, as she fluttered her wings to dissolve the rainbow.
"Fine, welcome to TDI." Rainbow Dash trotted over to join the others. As she did, Peyton made an attempt to scan her.
"No data again." exclaimed Peyton "I don't know where these creatures are coming from, but it's definitely not Perim."
"Ponies." said Mordecai; sounding worried "It had to be ponies."
"Don't tell me you had a bad birthday experience." joked Ron. The next boat came in. On it was a young boy, about 9-11 in age. He had black hair, with a bang sticking up and pointing backwards. He wore a blue shirt with a smiley face (that wasn't actually smiling) on it, blue jeans, a black jacket, and large glasses. When the boat stopped, someone else on the ship (presumably a deckhand) went up and actually pushed him off.
"Hey...Dale was it?" asked Chris as he walked up to the boy.
"Dib." the boy replied as he picks himself up.
"No fair, I called it first." Chris stood their, laughing at his own joke.
"Look, I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm obviously too young."
"Well, you should of thought of that before you signed this contract." Chris then pulled out a bunch of papers to show Dib. They had his name on the dotted line.
"But I didn't sign that. Everybody in my classroom did, to get rid of me."
"Either way, the wheels are already in motion. So we're just gonna wave to go with it."
"But I..."
"Move it kid!" said Chris, coldly. Dib then figured there was no arguing with him, so he just went to join the others. The next boat came up. On it this time were two passengers. Both of them beavers. One was cream colored, had a purple nose, and brown rounded ears that were on his back so they looked like fins. But you barely notice them, because he grew the fur/hair on his head long and spiky. The other beaver was brown, had a red nose, had black pointed ears on his back, and his teeth (but the buck ones) were sharp and pointy, giving him a shark-like appearance. Both of them grabbed their bags and entered the dock.
"Norbert, Daggett." greeted Chris "Ya made it."
"Hello Ca-naa-da." said Norbert (the cream one) "Your champions have arrived."
"Ya your champions" said Daggett (the brown one), bluffing up trying to sound proud.
"Big talk coming from a couple of porcupines." commented Chris. This made Daggett sank a little bit.
"We're beavers." said Daggett.
"Whoa, really?"
"My brother is right." replied Norbert "We are purebred, great A, American beavers."
"I would of never guessed that." Both of them pick up their bags and joined the others.
"Man, what a spoothead." whispered Daggett to Norbert.
"Well, don't say that to his face." said Norbert "Remember he is the..host." both of them stopped to stare up at Lisa, who then took notice.
"Hi, I'm..." she said. But before she could finish her sentence.
"AAAAAAAAHH!" both of them screamed out, and they dashed behind Hoppo. Peaking at Lisa, like she was some like of monster.
"What was that about?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"I have no idea." answered Lisa. The next boat came in, carrying a blonde shorthaired girl. She wore glasses, a pink button shirt, and blue jeans. She picked up a large suitcase and entered the docks.
"May, welcome." greeted Chris.
"Here, let me help you with that." said Tucker. He reaches for May's suitcase, but had trouble lifting it.
"You are such a loser." said Jonsey as he pushed Tucker away "Let me show you how a man does..." he puts his hand on it, and then realizes he can't lift it either. "...It." He then placed both hands on the handle and tugged, but it was no use. It just stood in place like it was bolted there.
"That's sweet of you two," said May "But I don't really need any help." She then takes it from Jonsey's hands like it was nothing, and joins the others. The next boat came in. This time carrying an orange haired girl. She was very thin and had a long neck, so her head resembled a letter 'P'. She wore a red tank top and a white mini skirt. She picks up her bags and entered the docks.
"Candace," greeted Chris "How's it..."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. What ever." interrupted Candace, who then turned to the camera "Jeremy, hi."
"What is it about boys named Jeremy that's so alluring?" said May to herself. Just then, another boat came in. On was a female anthro dog. She looked like a retriever, but had a short muzzle. She wore a small pink shirt, red pants, flip-flops, and a black collar with a silver tag. She pick up her bags and entered the docks.
"Brandy," greeted Chris "Your looking fine, girl."
"I'm tired of hearing that," said Brandy. She looked around at the campsite. "Hey, wasn't this supposed to be a five star resort?" This made Chris laugh with glee.
"Finally, somebody fell for that. I was worried you people were getting smart. No, the show's really taking place on a run down old summer camp."
"Well, I guess anything's better then being in the jungle with that stinky rabbit." She went over to join the others. The next boat came in carry an African-American boy. He had really short blonde hair and wore a black and gray jacket with black pants that looked more like the bottom of a wet suit. He picks up his bags and entered the docks.
"Jackson, good to see ya." Greeted Chris.
"Thanks," replied Jackson "It is nice to be here."
"Finally, we're getting the cute guys now." said Sabrina.
"Hey," said Jonsey "Their are cute guys here."
"Yeah, but I prefer to date humans." Sabrina joked. Just then, the next boat arrived. On it was a brown anthro dog. He wore a red baseball cap, red shorts, and a blue shirt that says 'Not A Dog' in big bold letters. He picks up his bags and enters the dock.
"Dukey, what up dog?" greeted Chris.
"A dog, me?" said Dukey "No, I'm just a guy with a rare hair disorder."
"Dude, I'm not an idiot. I know you're a talking dog."
"What! You can tell, and you're not freaking out or calling the government?"
"Yeah, this isn't the stone age. Theirs been talking dogs on TV since my parents were kids."
"But you got to admit, seeing on in real life is kinda weird."
"Have you seen the other campers? The horse flies, the hippo's part bunny, the dinosaur's on fire, and you can use the goth kid's head for curling. Your not the weirdest thing here."
"Well Mr. and Mrs. Test probably don't watch this show anyways." Dukey then stripped off his clothes too reveal bloodhound like ears and a skinny tail that curled upwards. He joins the others and gets a good look at Brandy. "Hello."
"Back off pal." said Brandy "I don't date mutts." The next boat came in, carrying a muscular raven-haired boy. He wore blue jeans, and a black short sleeve shirt over a gray long sleeve shirt. He picks up his bag and entered the dock.
"Kevin, how's it going." greeted Chris.
"I've been better." replied Kevin.
"Hey, I know you." said Ron "Your Ben 10's sidekick." With that Kevin grab Ron by the shirt.
"Call me that again and I'll rearrange your face. Get it."
"Got it." Replied Ron, in fear. The next boat arrives carry a female anthro fox. She picked up her bags and entered the docks.
"Fox, welcome." greeted Chris.
"Nihao everyone." she greeted back.
"When I told the producers I wanted to meet real foxes, I meant sexy girls, not the animal." Jonsey complained.
"I can work with it." replied Tucker.
"Dude, your sick." The next boat came in; carry an anthro green duck in a white tank top. He picks up his bags and enters the docks.
"Hold your applause," he said, "Plucky Duck has arrived."
"Are we supposed to know who you are?" Ron asked.
"Hello, Plucky Duck. Star of Tiny Toon Adventures."
"I thought that was Buster Bunny." replied Tucker.
"Kids today." said Plucky, a little disappointed. Just then, Chris could see another boat coming. But this one was different. It was larger, white, and more expensive looking. Chris pushes Plucky aside, takes out some cards, and starts reading them.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he read from the cards "It is TDI's pleasure to introduce our richest and most loveliest contestant ever." Entering the docks was a black haired young man. He wore a yellow jumper with a black belt, black pants with ankle straps, and a leopard spotted bandana. On his back was a leather backpack with a red bamboo umbrella sticking out. "We proudly introduce, from Tap Water Springs, the beautiful, the popular, the all around French, Nanette Man...What the (*bleep*)" said Chris when he saw the girl he was talking about wasn't there. He then turns to a guy on the ship. "Hey, what gives?" he calls out "Where's Manoir? She's that blonde chick with the Shirley Temple hair."
"All we were told is to pick up a teenager." A deckhand called out "We waited for two hours and he shows up." Chris then turns to the stranger.
"So, who are you again?"
"My names Ryoga." the boy said.
"Cool, like the river in Texas." said Ron.
"Your thinking of the Rio Grande." corrected May.
"Oh, thanks. Your pronouncing it wrong Asian guy, it's Rio Grande."
"This is weird." said Ryoga "What are so many round eyes doing in Nihon anyways?"
"This isn't 'Nihon'," answered Chris "your in Muskoka." Ryoga just stares at him in confusion. "Northern Ontario?" Ryoga still doesn't get it. "Canada?" Still doesn't get it. "North America?"
"What! I'm in America!" shouted a surprised Ryoga.
"No, you're in the country above America. But you're finally getting the picture."
"Last time I check I was in Nerima." Ryoga said, as he looked at his surroundings "How did I cross the pacific?"
"Dude, I have no idea how you got to the set from...where ever, but since your here we might as well get started."
"What, but he didn't even sign up!" pointed out Dib.
"Hey, the show must go on." replied Chris "Besides, I'm not wasting pay to man hunt some brat who can't stick to a schedule. Okay now that we're all here, meet me at shore, ASAP." Everyone then picks up their luggage and follows Chris.
"Can somebody please tell me what's going on?" demanded Ryoga.
"Don't worry, I'll fill ya in." said Dukey, walking at his side "Say, you wouldn't have any bacon on ya? You smell like pork."
We now see the campers sitting on neatly layed out logs and stumps. Chris is now standing in front of them.
"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa." he said "To your sides are your fellow campers, your rivals, and quite possibly, your new best friends. To start things off, we're going to split everyone into two teams. To my right I want Lisa, Fox, Charmander, Brandy, Hoppo, Rainbow Dash, Mordecai, Daggett, Norbert, and Dukey. To my left I want Sabrina, May, Candace, Ron, Peyton, Dib, Jackson, Jonsey, Kevin, Tucker, and the new guy." Everyone did as he said, so now the anthros are on one side and the humans are on the other. "Team one shall be known as..." Chris then throws a green banner to the anthros. Hoppo catches it, and everyone unveiled it. It had a white circle with a green paw print on it. "...Team Menagerie! Team two shall be known as..." He does the same with a red banner. Ryoga catches it and everyone unveils it. It had a white circle with a red wizard's hat, bending to the right. "...Team Merlins."
"Merlins?" said Kevin "Are you implying that we're a bunch of Harry Potter geeks."
"Hey, I didn't pick out the names. You want it changed go complain to the producers. Moving on, over there is the confessional." Chris said, pointing to a wooden outhouse. "Go in there to release your inner thoughts, among other waste."
We now see Mordecai in the outhouse.
"Once I win this thing," he said "Me and Rigby will be set for life. Ooooooh!"
We now see Rainbow Dash in the outhouse.
"What am I going to do with the money? Nothing." she said "I'm here to make a statement. I'm going to prove that we ponies aren't all make-up and tea parties, that we are just as tough as anyone. And if the Wonderbolts happen to see my awesome moves on TV and ask me to join, who am I to say no?"
Now Peyton is in the outhouse now.
"Hey, do you mind?" said Peyton as he covered the camera with his hand for a second or two. He then takes it off. "Just kiddy. But seriously, how do you turn this thing off? I don't want to go with America AND Canada watching."
Now Dib is using the outhouse.
"This might be my only time to do this." he said, then he takes a deep breath "ZIM IS AN ALIEN, PEOPLE! GET IT THOUGH YOUR HEADS AND LOOK FOR THE SIGNS! And Gaz, I think I left the back door open."
Now Plucky is in.
"Ever since 'Space Jam' became a flop, us spin-off Looney Tunes are being forgotten." he said, "I will not go down like that. By the end of this season, people WILL remember the name..." Just then you hear the door open.
"Out of the way platypus boy!" said Candace "It's my turn!" She pulls Plucky out and got in the seat. "Jeremy, hi."
We are now back at the exact moment after Chris was explaining about the confessional.
"And over there is where you are all sleeping." he said, pointing to a pair of cabins "So go ahead, unpack and get reacquainted."
"Wait," called out Brandy "So who are the team leaders?"
"Do I have to come up with everything? You figure it out."
We now see Team Menagerie heading for their cabin.(AU: it's the same one the Killer Bass had back in season 1, case you were wondering)
"So, can you fly with those wings?" Rainbow Dash asked Hoppo.
"Are you kidding?" interrupted Plucky "She has to weigh like 3 tons." With that remake, Hoppo bonked him on the head.
"Didn't anyone every tell you not to talk about a woman's weight?" said Hoppo, who then turned to Rainbow Dash "And to answer your question, no. They're mostly decretive. My friends, Bumblelion and Butterbear can fly sometimes. But I think it's because they're part animals that already can."
"So has anyone seen this show before?" Fox asked. "My friend Bert was into it when it started out." answered Lisa "But he lost interest in it."
"Wait, your a Canadian?" asked Brandy.
"Yes."
"Great, we're going to be slowed down be an American-wannabe." Just then, a tin bucket hits her in the head. "Who threw that?"
We now see her in the confessional.
"Okay, in hindsight it probably wasn't a good idea to make fun of Canada when your in Canada."
We now see the inside of girl's side of Team Merlins' cabin. Sabrina, May, and Candace have just entered it.
"So, what's with that bed?" asked May, as she pointed to one of the beds. Unlike the usual bunk beds, it was big, had silk blankets, and had four swirled, gold columns. Like the kind of bed the queen of England would have. On it's front, were the initials "N.M.".
"I'm guessing this is Nannette's bed." said Sabrina.
"I call dibs!" shouted Candace as she rushed and planted herself on it. She finds a remote and presses a button. It started to vibrate. "Oh Yeah." Ignoring her, the other two girls started to unpack. Sabrina opened her backpack, but then a black cat sprung out. He wore a yellow collar with a red jewel around his neck, and had a small yellow star on his hindquarters.
"Ah, sweet air." he said, Sabrina then grabbed him so he be quite.
"Salem, what are you doing here?" Sabrina whispered.
"Yeah, like I'm going to miss this opportunity."
"This is not happening. How am I going to explain..."
"Cute kitty." interrupted May. This shocked both of them. Sabrina gave a guilty smile while Salem lifted one of his back legs in the air and started licking, doing a "normal pet" routine. "Don't worry, I won't tell. So how did he get here anyways."
"Oh, I guess he smelled my tuna sandwich and snuck in. You know how cats are."
"Well you two pipe down?" shouted Candace "I'm busy lounging!"
We now see inside the boys' side of the Menagerie's cabin. Everyone was unpacking and getting comfortable. Charmander climbed into a bunk bed, but then smoke started to come from the blankets.
"Hey, what's that smell?" said Dukey, then notice the smoke. "THE CABIN'S ON FIRE!" Everyone then panicked, and started to fan and smother the flames till it was gone. Everyone then made a cold look at Charmander.
"I think I'll sleep on the porch tonight." said Charmander as he picked up a pillow and went outside.
We now see inside of the boys' room of the Merlins' cabin.
"Wait a minute." said Jackson "Their are eight of us, but only seven beds."
"I know how to solve this." said Kevin.
"Oh no," said Tucker "I'm not sleeping with Blondie and his pet rat."
"No. We'll wrestle for it. I'll start by humiliating the new guy."
"Now that you mention it, where is Rio?"
"Dudes," said Peyton, looking outside "I think he just solved our problem." They all looked outside and saw Ryoga setting up a pup tent. Around him were a hot plate, a metal tub, and a clothesline.
"Why do you have all that camping equipment?" asked Dib.
"When you get lost as much as I have, you have to come prepared." Ryoga answered.
"Good idea," said Rainbow Dash, who was just outside of Team Menagerie's cabin on a white cloud about as big queen-sized bed "I prefer to sleep under the stars anyways."
"What the heck?" said Dukey, who was just passing by "Where did that cloud come from?"
"Oh, Hoppo couldn't fit into any of the beds." Explained Rainbow Dash "So I offered mine to, and got this cloud closer to cabin for me."
"But that's not even possible. My owners are scientist, and I know clouds are made of tiny water droplets. You can't just move them around like crates and then lay on it."
"You can't. But a pegasus can."
"But that doesn't make any sense!"
"But it is interesting." said Jackson. Just then, a loud noise came from the intercom and Chris' voice started to come out.
"Attention campers," said Chris, voice echoing though the speakers "Will both teams please head for the mess hall for lunch. After which, will start your first challenge."
We now see everyone inside the cafeteria. Serving the food was a muscular, African-Canadian man. He wore a tan shirt, dark green pants, and a white apron with a matching chef's hat that looked too small for him. He was also bold (most likely shaved) and had a mustache and a goatee. Everyone stood in line to get a ice cream scoop of what looked like sloppy joes.
"Uh, Chef..." said Sabrina, who check his name tag "Hatchet. I think something in my food is moving." In a split second, Chef took a meat tenderizer, and strike hard at Sabrina's tray.
"It's not anymore." said Chef.
We now see Ron and Rufus in the confessional.
"Back at Middleton High is one of my teachers, Couch Barkin." said Ron "And now that I think of it, he might be our only teacher. Anyways, he always goes all drill sergeant on me, always bringing me down. But I bet the cook here can scare the nacos out of ol' Barkin." Rufus then chattered in agreement.
We now see Jonsey in the confessional.
"At the mall where me and my buds hang out, we have this security guard. Ron the Rent-A-Cop we called him. He's like this old army guy or whatever. He's always breathing down our necks, just waiting to arrest us. He thinks anyone between 11 and 19 are criminals. But this black guy looks like he could bite off his head."
We now see Teams Merlins and Menagerie at their respected tables. We turn our attention to the Menagerie table.
"Is this meat?" said Rainbow Dash "I can't eat meat."
"I think the only meat in this kitchen is the cockroaches." joked Norbert. They all shared a laugh until a carving knife landed in front of Norbert. They looked around and saw Chef, giving a dirty look. We then turn our attention to the Merlins' table.
"Ewe, do have to bring that rat thing to the table." said Kevin.
"Hey, me and Rufus are a packaged deal." said Ron "Where ever I go, he goes."
"Yeah." added Rufus.
"So it's settled." said Candace "I should be team leader."
"Nobody was even talking about that." stated Dib.
"Quite you. I'm the best qualified here. I'm pretty, popular, and the most successful with boys."
"What does any of that have to do with being a leader?" asked Ryoga.
"Because it does!"
"Do we even need a leader for today's challenge?" asked May.
"May does have a point." said Ron "The team leaders on this never really last on this show. Their was Courtney who got cheated, Gwen who just got blamed all the time, and..."
"But this time it's different!" stated Candace.
"Speaking of this show." said Jackson "Ron, your a big fan. What would the first challenge be?"
"Well, I haven't seen the first season episodes in awhile." said Ron "But I think it's the talent contest."
We now see everybody in swimsuit, standing over a tall cliff.
"Oh right, first challenge was diving," said Ron "Talent show was forth. My bad."
We now see Chris in the confessional.
"Okay, my new boss wants me to read this every once in awhile, for some reason. He also said he'll fire and replace me mid-season if a mispronounce just one name." He picks up a piece of paper and starts reading. "So here we go...
Chris McLean(that's me), Chef Hatchet, and Jonsey(c) of Fresh TV
Daggett, Norbert, Dib, and Tucker Foley(c) of Nickelodeon
Hoppo, Brandy Harrington, Candace Flynn, Ron Stoppable, and Rufus(c) of Disney
Plucky Duck and Jackson Hyde(c) of Warner Bros.
Kevin Leven and Mordecai(c) of Cartoon Network
Sabrina Spellman and Salem(c) of Archie Comics and Cookie Jar Productions
May(c) of Ben Dunn
Fox(c) of Cartoon Saloon
Lisa Raccoon(c) of Kevin Gillis
Charmander(c) of Nintendo(although this one is not from any previous series)
Rainbow Dash(c) of Hasbro
Dukey(c) of Cookie Jar Productions
Peyton(c) of 4Kids Entertainment
Ryoga Habiki(c) of Rumiko Takahashi
I don't know why he's making me read this. But he paid extra, so who's complaining?"