Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Kim Possible, Disney does.
Summary: Shego leaves Drakken. Whats gonna happen to our favourite villianess? Why'd she leave in the first place? not that we can blame her. lol
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Chapter one
Location: Colorado, Drakken's new lair
While Dr Drakken's henchmen hurried about putting things into place, Drakken had started to rant about his new plan for world domination. A very annoyed looking Shego stood leaning against the far wall filing her nails, with every passing moment of Drakken's ranting, the villainess looked even more angry. Just as he's was about to laugh his evil laugh Shego interrupted him.
"I quit you bumbling, obnoxious moron!"
Frozen in shock he stares at her, he asks, "what do you mean?"
"I mean that I quit." She said looking even more angry.
"What! Shego please think about this."
"No! I can't take it any more!"
"Take what?"
Shego let out a breath as if it would calm her. After a moment she spoke in a deadly calm voice.
"Dr Drakken I am leaving. As of today I no longer work for you I am going to expect at least 6 months pay plus a bonus, also I demand that you write a review on how well I worked for you and it had better be good."
"Why? Please Shego don't leave me alone with all these morons!!"
The vein on Shego's temple throbbed Oh shit you try to be nice and what do you get a big fucking headache! Shego sighed. She looked thoughtful for a moment. As if contemplating to kill him now with a swift hit to his scrawny neck or blast him with multiple plasma balls. Hmm decisions, decisions what to do? Much to her heart dismay she did neither. Instead she spoke in a sharp voice, "Dr. D you are one of those morons. I am going to say this as nicely as I can, you are a stupid fucking asshole and I'm bored alright! I just need time to think and stuff."
"Sure! All you need is a vacation 2 weeks no 3 weeks and then you'll be up again ready to steal things and all the other stuff that's in your contract. Hey I'll even pay for you! Anywhere you what to go I'll pay. Just don't leave me! Shego I need you! Oh and how about a pay rise or a new car! Jet? Bike? Anything! You name it, it's yours. Just don't leave me please!"
Anyone with brain could see that he had gone too far, that Drakken had crossed over the line but then again this was Dr Drakken and his stupid henchmen.
"Ok Drakken here's the low down. I don't want to work for you any more alright it's as simple as that." She looked him in the eyes, silencing the whines that threatened to come out. Shego started to pace around the lair like a caged animal restless and trapped, she growled.
"I can't stand it anymore. The stench of too many men in one place, the constant rambling of petty things, the whining ... oh god the whining……"
Shego struck a pose and mimicked one of the henchman's voice. "Shego he hit me! Shego someone took my pants, Shego Kim Possible wrecked my plan again, Shego help me, Shego, Shego, SHEGO! Fucking hell! When will all of you learn that I don't give a flying fuck about anything that happens to you, I don't care if you broke an arm or if you lost something. I. DON'T. GIVE. A. FUCK! Grow some balls and get hard you wimps!!!!"
She paused, taking in a deep breath she continued her rant. "Its not like I didn't tell you, I mean I repetitively said how I didn't care!" She pointed to all the henchmen that crowded the lair. "I even had a meeting on how I didn't care and a made very simple instructions of showering everyday even if you think you don't smell because YOU DO SMELL!!!"
Shego stood there, chest heaving, hands clawed and glowing with green plasma. She looked around and saw Drakken standing there with his jaw dropped and eyes wide with fear. "You." Shego pointed at Drakken eyes full of menace. He looked as if he was going to piss himself ...…..no scratch that he did.
"Every time it was world domination this, dooms day devise that. Blahblahblahblah! And at the end was you always coming running me, crying about how it didn't work! Of course it didn't work! It's because you forget to switch the power on or put the batteries in or if you did put them in you put them in the wrong way for gods sakes your supposed to be a genius, and its not because Kim Possible and the Buffoon stopped or foiled your plan it was you! And even if everything was right in your plan and they came in, would it kill you to learn a few moves, a kick or punch. At least then you'll have a chance of winning when the stupid sidekick of Kim's comes at you."
Shego stopped and looked and the crowd, the stench of urine overpowered the pong of hundreds of sweaty men cramped together. She stood up straight and flipped out the hair strand that was in her face. She continued in a cool and calm voice, "Dr Drakken I am leaving and I hope that I will never be seeing you again," she flared up a hand cutting off any complaint about it, she glared at every man in the room and threatened. "Don't even think about following me or else."
With that said the raven haired villainess walked over into the garage to her jet, that was already prepped, with the platform down. The platform slid up and the door closed, above them, the roof opened and the jet that was moments before them had vanished leaving only dust and exhaust fumes in its place.
Hours had passed and the cerulean skinned Scientist blinked and shouted out in rage. "Y-yyyou think your all t-that don't you S-sshego...but your not! I don't even need you! I HATE YOU SHEGO!!" And then the blue man collapsed with all the dignity a man could have with soiled pants and blue coloured skin, he curled up into a ball and started to suck his thumb crying and rocking back and forth, a group his men picked him up, ignoring the smell of urine and carried him off to the bathroom, while the others started to clean the mess up and cover the floor with rugs where Shego threw plasma in her raging rant.
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Location: Middleton, The Possible's household
"Are you sure Wade. This is Shego we're talking about. I mean why would she leave Dr Drakken?"
"How would I know Kim this is Shego we're talking about, she's unpredictable."
"Hmmm I dunno Wade this sounds a bit fishy to me."
"Hey whatever just think you don't have to fight her anymore and it'll be so much easier to beat Dr Drakken now that Shego's not there the defend him and this time he might actually stay in jail because Shego's not there to bust him out. Ha! Look I gotta go my mum's calling me bye!"
Kim stared at the blank screen of the kimmunicator, the thoughts of not fighting with Shego anymore flowed through her mind, the red headed cheerleader shook her head why does that bother me so much? Why do I sudd--
"Kimme-cub! Breakfast!" Interrupting her train of thought, Dr. Mr. Possible called from the stairs which lead up to the attic that was her room. She sighed, all thoughts about Shego were forgotten.
"Coming Dad!"
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Location: Somewhere over the Tasman sea, hovercraft
Shego sat at the communications Console in the control panel of the Hovercraft.
"Hey Triple S! I know this is kinda unexpected and all but the place that I was gonna go stay at was blown up by a volcano or something and she knows most of my hide outs, so I was hoping you had somewhere I can crash?"
"Who is this 'she' you are referring to? She is an absolutely lucky genius to learn of all your hide out and still live to tell the tale! I only know of 1 and that is because you told me! I have had sent hundreds of agents, trackers, anything, you name it I have tried it and yet I still had not found out a thing!"
Shego chuckled she know that a lot of people tried to find out where she hides or lives and then she frowned.
"That 'she' I was referring to is my annoying mother." She growled, grinding her teeth together, "I have to be very careful or lucky, or else the nosy bitch finds me doy!"
The emerald eyed thief shook her hair in frustration. Sr. Sr. Senor let out a throaty laugh. "I would like to meet your mother, She sounds like a delightful woman to be around with yes? I mean to converse with the woman who raised the infamous Shego would be an adventure in its self."
The raven haired woman did not look amused at all. Shego wanted to reach out and grab his holographic neck and straggle him, mind you she liked the old man but sometimes she just wanted to straggle his wrinkly neck, just like now but she couldn't it would be ungrateful of her as she knew he would kindly give her a place to stay, that would suit her needs. Most of the time it was somewhere isolated, and equipped with the latest technology, and had enough space to fit a hovercraft and other things, also have a decent place to train. Sr. Sr. Senor always had somewhere for her to crash but still it was so tempting to just throw a plasma ball at his smug face. Shego sighed there would be no enactment of any of her daydreams ...well for now anyways. She almost smiled, almost mind you.
"So have you got a place for me to stay Papa S?" The martial artist grinned, she already knew the answer.
"Why of course I have a place for you to stay. Where would you like to stay?"
"Ahhhh it doesn't matter to me, where I am, as long as I'm alone and it has space and food I'm sweet yeah."
"Oh. Well then I have just the place for you. I just brought this place and you can be the first person to stay there! Can you come over here and get the keys or should I send someone ---"
"NO, no it's alright I'll come over and get it. I can see how Junior is doing. Ah how is he doing?"
"Oh he is fine I have just sent him to his room to work on his evil laugh. I just don't know when he will master it though, it always sounds too giggly to be a laugh at times."
"Father I heard that!" An Indignant Junior screamed from his room. Sr. Sr. Senor turned his head in the direction of his son's room.
"What? It is true! You laugh like a girl and you scream like a banshee. How are you going to carry on my empire that I have created for you?"
Shego huskily chuckled and smirked at this comment. She looked at the old man in the screen in front of her.
"I should be there in 20 minutes, is that alright?"
"Yes the would be swell."
"Thanks Triple S. I really appreciate this."
"Bleh! Speak nothing of it! I am glad to help you."
The moss coloured thief grinned her trade mark grin. "Ok then, I'll see you in 20 then."
"Until then my sweet child."
With that the rich old man disconnected leaving Shego with look on her face my sweet child? she shook her head and switched the autopilot off and changed to manual. She turned the hovercraft in the direction of Sr. Sr. Senior's private island where his mansion resided.
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Location: Middleton High, Kim's Chemistry class
Beep Beep Be-Beep
The sound of her Kimmunicator beeping suddenly frightened people and caused them to wreck their experiments, which meant that they had to start again. Many groans were heard and lots of glares were sent in Kim's direction. Sheepishly she pulled out her Kimmunicator and genuinely apologized to them.
"Sorry. What's the sitch Wade?" Kim said her usual greeting to Wade as she walked out of her chemistry class.
"Ah Kim bad news. There's a giant blob which is eating everything and anything, and growing bigger with each passing moment!"
"Sounds like something DNAmy would do."
"Yeah that's what I thought so to but it turns out that a group of scientists were experimenting a formula that was suppose to exterminate cancer and went totally out of control!"
"Hmmmm I'm on it Wade, send someone to take me there and tell Ron."
"I told Ron already, he's on his way to meet you there and I'm finding transport right now."
"Please and thank you Wade."
"No problem."
Wade signed off and at that moment Ron came flying pass Kim and flew straight into the wall. Kim quickly rushed to his side a concerned look on her face.
"Ron are you alright?"
"Oh I'm fine KP! Man these floors are slippery they should really put a sign that says 'No running floors are slippery!' or maybe 'Caution slippery floors!'"
"Ahh Ron you mean like those signs over there that say 'No running! Floors wet!'
"Hey man they should put that somewhere where people can see!"
"Ron its right in the middle of the hall!"
"Oh so that's what I tripped over they shouldn't put signs in the middle of the hallway people could get hurt."
Kim shook her head in frustration. Ron was always there for her and supported her in everyway, that was why she put up with him, he was her best friend and best friends accept everything about each other. She sighed. "Come Ron lets get you up."
"KP I said I was fine. Look not a scratch on me. I'm the Roninator nothing can hurt me!"
He said it with so much confidence Wade couldn't resist, it was just too easy. "MONKEYS!!!!"
"AHHH! Monkeys!"
Kim laughed. "Wade that was mean."
"Yeah I know but I just couldn't resist myself. The timing was just too perfect sorry Ron. I ahhh mean Roninator."
"Humph! You wouldn't be laughing if you spent summer vacation being tortured by a the school's mascot!" The blonde haired boy shivered at the memory. Kim stopped a giggle trying to escape.
"So you called for something?"
"Oh yeah! Transport should be there in about 5 minutes. Just go to the teachers car parks and wait there."
"Thanks Wade."
The boy hacker shrugged. "Sure thing Kim. I think you'll like this ride. Call me if you need anything else."
"Ok C-ya."
The screen went blank.
"Come on Ron lets go wait in the car park."
"Humph!" Was all her best friend since pre-K had grumbled. The red haired heroine shrugged, she was busy trying to think what Wade meant about liking this ride.
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To be continued.
Yeah! So that was the first chapter of my first fic.I don't think there were a lot of mistakes. Anyways so what'd you think? lol should I continue? plz review and tell me anything! lol what you liked/hated, your favourite colour, what colour socks your wearing lol anything! grins c-ya.
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