10 Things I Hate About You

by withaballoon

10 things Lily Evans hates about James Potter. Based on Kats speech from 10 Things I Hate About You.

10 Things I Hate About You

This is just something I thought of cos the whole hate then fall in love thing reminded me of Lily and James.

It's just a Lily-and-Jamesified version of Kats poem in the movie.

I am not JK Rowling, or whoever owns 10 Things I hate About You, or Shakespeare.

I hate the way you ask me out,

And the way you ruffle your hair.

I hate the way you ride your broom,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb ego

And the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you just bounce back,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

Even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around,

And the fact you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,

Not even close…

Not even a little bit…

Not even at all.

My first fanfic so please review…