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EDIT: 7/7/12 lol L's voice... hehehhehe

I do not own Death Note, or L. Sadly..

"Petritz-San! Hurry over here! The cake might burn! And if the cake burns, we'll both be out of a job!" my friend and fellow assistant Daichi cried out to me as I played with a spoon on the other side of the huge kitchen, talking to Mamoru.

Hayashi Daichi had only been here for three months, and was fresh out of school, and always was fretting over silly crap. He'd be a... Strawberry cake roll. Cold at times, and very moist (he cries alot).

Wakahisa Mamoru is one of Boss's workers. Mamoru has worked here for over 8 years. He's a... sweetened bread. Not sweet enough for me. Too dry.

Boss was a hot pepper with sugar on top. The worse evil ever. But I'd never say that to her face. She scares me!

Mamoru was kneading dough for some sort of sweet bread. Yuck. "Petritz-san, hurry to your spot.",He ordered.

I sighed sadly, and took some of his frosting he was going to use to make icing roses and freeze to put on the cake. I stuck it on my tongue and started to swallow it,"Hah-ACK! EWWW"

"You realize Petritz-san, that if you did your job you'd never taste anything spicy." He wore a slight smirk. That bastard!

I mumbled something in an apologetic manner and went back to my cake, and took it out. Perfect timing I must say.

Daichi looked like he was going to cry.

"Daiiichi-kun!" I grinned at him,"I fooled you again! I can make a cake perfect every time!"

He sighed,"I wish I could do that...Look at my last cake." He pointed to the counter.

My eyes widened,"That's a cake? I thought that was a dead plant or something.. Hehe... Wel, then lets begin teaching you to cook!"I fist pumped.

"alright! Yaay!" He cheered.

I heard Mamoru sigh. I gave Daichi a cook book and told him to find the strawberry cake recipe,"A recipe is the basis of any beginning baker! You need discipline in order to cook!"

Daichi nodded,"Yes Petritz-san!"

later..

I sighed as I stepped onto the curb. What a frustrating day. I can't wait to go home..

I walked to the subway station, and wondered what I should have for dinner. something sugary I'd say... I'm craving it. The subway stopped and I got off, heading towards where my apartment was.

Someone else's POV..

I watched as the american immigrant boy walked to his what I imagined was his home. He looked tired. He'd be easy to take care of..

A slit to the neck, a stab to the heart and he'd be gone..

"Gone.." I whispered. He turned to look around, almost confused, and I ducked. Shit. He heard me.

I hid. I'd have to wait longer to kill him. Its not time yet. And with Kira killing guys like me, I should wait. I need to wait..

I'll kill him once he's alone.

Back to Alex's POV..

When I went inside, I turned on the news to watch while I ate some chocolate cake. It was about the killer- Kira...

I was barely listening to the news, since I had a long day. I yawned. Should I probably go to sleep already? Yes.

Am I going to? Pshh No!

"-Sorry for the intrruption but we have a special live worldwide report from interpol."

Eh? What's going on?

A man appeared on the screen. He had a serious look on his face, and a name plate on the desk that said,'Lind L. Tailor'.

"I am Lind L. Tailor, the sole person able to mobilize police in every country worldwide... More commonly known as L"

I gasped. Oh my god... L?

"-Have been the targets of a killing spree.." He paused," this monstrous crime must be stopped at all costs. Kira, as the perpetrator is commonly known, will be caught. I guarantee it."

I dropped my cake onto the coffee table.

I heard about this. Criminals had been dropping like flies, and the only explanation is Kira. Some jerk who somehow made criminals all die from heart attacks.

Its scary..

"Kira, I think I've got a pretty good idea of why you're doing this." L said. He seemed strangely calm.. almost as if he was acting...

"But what you are doing..." He paused, almost dramatically," Is Evil!" He said angrily.

Finally! Some emotion-

He struggled suddenly, then collasped. I gasped. He just..

Died.

Suddenly an old english L appeared on the screen. What's going on?

"I don't believe it.." Said the voice,"This was an experiment to test a hunch I had, but I never really thought... Kira... you can actually kill people without direct contact."

I stiffened. An ... experiment..? He let someone just die! So he could PROVE A THEORY?

"I couldn't believe it until I saw it with my own eyes..." L said. My fingers turned into fists... How could he...?

"Listen to me Kira..The man you saw on your TV, Lind L. Taylor was a condemned criminal scheduled to die today at this hour."

I glared at the tv,"THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT!"

"It wasn't me. His arrest and conviction was kept secret from the media and went unreported even on the Internet. Even you had no way of knowing about him, it seems..."

I don't care. Its still wrong that he died.

"But, I, L, do in fact exist."

I couldn't help but grumble," Oh too bad you don't."

"So, Come on! Kill me if you can!" The voice seemed cocky, and stuck up,"What are you waiting for? Come on! Go ahead and kill me. Come on, do it!"

I watched eyes wide. L... wants to die? Or is he just taunting Kira?

"Why don't you try to kill me? What's wrong, can't do it? Evidently, you aren't able to kill me. So there are people you can't kill..That's a valuable clue."

"Don't kill me, Kira!" I flailed. I couldn't help it. I know its not very manly, but... I don't wanna die!

I turned my attention back to the TV.

"Now it's my turn to give you some information in return.. Although it was announced that this was being televised globally... but actually, it was broadcasted only in the Kanto region around Tokyo. The plan was to broadcast live to other areas in turn, but that's no longer necessary. You are in the Kanto region of Japan. And, although the police have missed this, your first victim was the shinjuku killer who took eight people hostage in a nursery school. His crimes, when compared to those of the notorious murderers who've died of heart attacks, were not as serious. Moreover, this case was reported only in Japan, nowhere else. that was all the information I needed. I knew you were in Japan! And that your first victim was nothing but a guinea pig for testing your powers! We broadcasted first to Kanto because it has the largest regional population in the country. However, the fact that you happened to be there was pure luck."

I sighed," This is so frustuating... I don't understand how this could happen... I hate smart people."

"-Didn't expect this to work so perfectly according to plan, but..."

I sighed. I think i'm about done with these news-

"Kira, it may not be so long before I send you to the death penalty... Kira, it would interest me greatly to know how you carry out your murders..But that's something I can find out after I catch you! Until we meet again, Kira.."

I sighed. Yep. I'm done. I turned off the TV and headed to bed. Today had been a long day..

I still couldn't process the fact of these Kira and L people.

I did know one thing..

Both were completely and utterly egotistic.

There's the first chapter redone. Sorry for extreme amount of repetitiveness, but I need Alex to know about Kira and L. Also the random stalker... comes in later on... ;)

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