The Spirit Realm
(Kai's POV)
For one glorious second I saw three strange apes, that blasted Panda, the Furious Five, and master shifu. But that isn't what interested me…it was the four black and white birds that were bursting with Chi. And I only glimpsed similar black and white birds once before on the icy shores of the southern continent. A species of black and white birds that call themselves penguins. But none of the penguins I encountered had that much chi. Those fools were completely unaware that thoughts echo across the spirit realm. And I knew where they were headed The City of New York…in the fabed undiscovered continent. Collecting the Penguins chi should be so easy…but there is only one way to get back to the real world. "Well Oogway my friend," I said, "it seems our battle isn't over after all."
I traveled the spirit realm defeating and collecting all the masters of the spirit realm. I found the master badger twins and once again they were easy to defeat. Master Thundering Rhino was a challenge but I managed to take him out with a rope dart that just happened to be floating around. His father Master Flying rhino was even more a challenge but I managed to take his chi as well. Master Porcupine just surrended immeditaly upon seeing me. I then traveled deep into the spirit realm to find Ke-pa meditating. I attacked violently, "Oh hit a guy while's he's meditating why don't you…who are you?" "I am Kai!" I said. "Oh you're the one who overloaded on chi and vanished," the dragon replied, "I guess the hero's chi was too much for you. Anyway…Let me utterly defeat you."
He sent a barrage of fire at me that I dodged expertly. "Stand still! Your just as restless as that panda!" Ke-pa shouted, "No matter I will destroy you!" I dodged another barrage of fire and launched my chainblades at him. They warpped around the dragon and he slowly turned to chi. "As this is going to take a while," Ke-pa said, "How are you going to defeat the penguins?" "It's simple their penguins! You know cute and cuddley! They won't stand a change." "Underestimating you enemy?" Ke-pa said, "how did that go last time?" The last of Ke-pa's turned to jade and his entire body reformed as a jade amulet in my hand. "Now I have two more master to find," I said. I traveled to the farthest reaches of the spirit realm and found General Shinjin in a lotus pose. "General Shinjin Destroyer of the destroyer of worlds," I said, "we meet at least!"
"General Kai," Shinjin replied, "master of pain, beast of vengeance, Maker of widows." "It's a good thing we didn't meet in battle," I said, "I would have snapped you legendary sword in half." "Yes good thing," Shinjin replied, "Because I would have banished you to the spirit realm myself!" "You are the only thing that stands between me and Oogway!" I said. "Give it a rest," the snow monkey replied, "Oogway banished you fair and square," Shinjin said, "and that panda beat you fair and square…" "Just let me take your chi already!" I said. "You know you remind me of the destroyer of worlds," Shinjin said, "He once possessed a cheese loft…" "I heard that one…everyone heard that one!" I said wrapping my chainblades around him. "This will not give you happiness," Shinjin said before he was overtaken by jade. "That was easy," I said clutching the jade amulet.
I then headed for the region of the spirit realm where Oogway lived. His voice echoed thru the realm, "Inner peace…Inner peace…" A peach leave landed on his nose, "Itchy nose…itchy nose." I could here the echo of Oogway blowing the leaf off his nose. "Ah much better…Inner peace…Inner Peace." I think that's enough I think it's time to interrupt his "inner peace" I launghed myself towards Oogway's voice my chainblades spinning thru the air. "Now what?" Oogway said as he heard the scraping of my blades.
I found Master Oogway meditating on an island of rock with a peach tree on it. I threw one of my chainblades at the rock by Oogway. "Kai?" Oogway said, "didn't Po defeat you?" "I waited hundreds of years for this rematch and all you have to say is 'didn't po defeat you?" I replied. "Let me guess," oogway said, "You need my chi so you can return to the mortal world." "There were four Penguins with an impressive amount of chi…Heading for somewhere called New York." "When are you going to stop this chi obsession it is was what destroyed you last time," Oogway said. "If it destroyed me why am I still here?" I said. "…Oh" Oogway said, "didn't think of that."
"You know the deal…I need your chi to return to the mortal realm." "Well old friend," Oogway said, "it's time for another beating!" "You forgot to notice that I stole the chi of all the masters here!" I shouted. "No," Oogway said. "So basically just surrender already!" I said. Oogway choose to attack…and that was the biggest mistake he will ever make. Our battle was long and challenging but I quickly came on top and had him chained and added to my collection. With a massive blast of chi I broke free of the spirit realm once again. A shockwave blast out across the empty spirit realm leaving a trail of destruction in it's wake. How hard can four penguins possibly be?
(end of prologue)