Author's Note: I've been wanting to do Batman based poems for the longest time, and here they are: Batman poems based off the TV series and some songs I've heard. I hope you people like them. Enjoy!
Please let me know how you think of these poems. I guess in other words: please read and review.
Note: This poem is in-tune/based off the song 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem.
The REAL Batman
Attention! May I have your attention please?
Will the real Batman please stand up?
I repeat: will the real Batman please stand up?
Ugh...we're gonna have a problem here.
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You all act like you never seen a batfreak before
with a cape all over the floor
bursting through the door
and putting Freeze's ass back in the asylum, like before.
I've been working out -- it's true, I'm not kidding.
I do most of the work, but I also have Robin do my bidding.
Joker says, 'Yeah right'.
Joker says -- wait, he's out of Arkham again? AAAAARRGGHHHH, damn it!
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You hear people say that one man fighting is just crazy,
but you know what? Those cops are just lazy.
Why can't they do the fighting once in awhile?
I punch like this, I kick like that.
And there's a reason why I never get fat,
like that ol' Penguin, he's such a sap.
Probably the reason his plans are all crap.
Those bad guys think they're such an ace,
but by the time they try to kick my face,
I'll be out of their place.
Leaving them to the police; so they can have their space.
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Now, I know you all have seen men that try to look like me,
dress like me,
act like me,
talk like me,
and even be a buff piece like me.
They may even try to be the next best thing,
but they're still quite not like me!
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I'm the real Batman -- yes, the real Batman
and all you other Batmans aren't as strong as I am.
So won't the real Batman please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
So, I'm the real Batman -- again, the real Batman
and all you other Batmans aren't as buff as I am.
So won't the real Batman please stand up --what?
Can't stand up?
Won't stand up?