Hi, everyone! Sorry for the delay (as usual, a case of writer's block prevented me from coming up with a good story for a while)! :) For those FanFiction readers who do not know me, I usually write SpongeBob stories, but I have decided to branch out and cover some new territory (I love classic Looney Tunes, and the awesome stories that I've read on this site have inspired me to write one myself). So, without further delay, I present to you, my first-ever Looney Tunes story! :D
In a huge office building, the sound of typewriters and telephones filled the headquarters of the Acme Detective Agency. Everyone was hard at work, save for a certain black duck with a white stripe on his neck. This duck was sleeping with his feet on his desk and wearing a dark blue gumshoe hat on his head, tilted so that it covered his eyes. Suddenly, the door to the boss's office swung open, revealing a pink pig with a detective hat, shirt, tie, jacket, and badge. He had a unique type of stutter.
"D-D-Daffy!" The duck abruptly came out of his slumber, knocking his hat off in the process.
"H-How many times do I have to tell you to stop sleeping on the job? If you do that once more, you're f-f-f, you'll get canned!" The pig yelled. Daffy looked at him and gave him a mocking salute.
"Yes, sir, Porky Pig, sir!" He responded, sending droplets of spittle from his lisping onto the floor. Porky started to salute back, then, realizing what he was doing, caught himself.
"Oh, just get back to your j-j-j-job!" The pig returned to his office, slamming the door behind him.
Across the room, another detective was sitting at his desk, but, unlike Daffy, he was busy typing. This one also had a dark blue gumshoe hat, but it had holes for his long, gray rabbit ears. The silver nameplate on his desk read "Bugs Bunny" in engraved capital letters. Daffy glared at Bugs, then looked at his own nameplate, which was made out of cardboard and read "Daffy Duck" in sloppy red letters written in crayon.
"That dumb rabbit always gets the breaks, and I wind up getting in trouble," Daffy muttered to himself.
"Oh well, at least I don't have to work with him." At that moment, the boss's office door opened and Porky stepped out.
"B-B-Bugs! I have a c-c-c, an assignment for you!" He walked over to Bugs's desk to tell him the details. Daffy looked at them from across the room, grumbling to himself.
"I can't believe that ol' Fat Boy picked that rabbit for an important case. Obviously, he doesn't know talent when he sees it." Then, to his surprise, he saw Bugs walking over to him.
"What does he want?" Daffy wondered.
"Hey, Daff." Bugs said as he approached.
"What is it?"
"The boss wants to see us in his office."
"Why?" Daffy asked. The bunny only shrugged.
The duck slowly got out of his chair and followed Bugs to Porky's office.
"Well, this better be worth my while if I had to leave the comfort of my desk and trek all the way over to Fat Boy's office."
"Daffy, your desk is right next to the door." Bugs pointed out. Daffy looked at Bugs and then back at his desk - indeed, Daffy's desk was no more than five steps away.
"Hmm, I never noticed."
"Uh-huh." The hare replied as he knocked on the door.
"C-C-Come in!" Porky called. Bugs opened the door and the two of them entered.
I apologize for making this chapter a little on the short side, but I felt that it made the most sense to end the chapter there. I hope everyone liked the start of this story! :)