"Remember that time you betrayed me?" Ghetsis yanked at Colress's bluetooth headset. "You're a nincompoop."
Colress slammed his fist down on Ghetsis's naked chest. "Stop, I apologized and made more Colriss Machines so you can move the Crustle!"
Ghetsis was a masochist. That has nothing to do with the story I just wanted to let you know. "I'm gonna Crustle the inside of your anus if you don't stop bringing that one up-"
"Make sure you put the Zekrom condom on first cuz last time you got feces on it and it took you week-"
"Speaking of which my WEINER smelled like POKEMON FOOD and I couldn't get it OFF! Hydreigon WAS BITING ME DOWN THERE FOR WEEKS!" Ghetsis squirmed underneath Colress, who was sucking on Ghetsis's adams apple. "Do you have an unhealthy obsession with that stuff?"
"Yes I was on that show remember?" Colress sat up kinda as saliva spewed out all over Ghetsis's neck, soaking everything. "'Unhealthy Obsession: Featuring Colress & Sleep Walking For Pokemon Food!' I was on it for exactly 21 minutes and 56 seconds! Yeah!"
"Oh that's... that's r-right," Ghetsis mumbled, trying to reach for his god-forsaken spit-covered neck.
"Will you reward me with Pokemon food later, please?!" Colress raised his ass and shook it around like it was a tail.
Suddenly, the warp to Ghetsis's room made a whirring noise and a wild N appeared! N's eyes widened at his father's pathetic (and, as always, embarrassing) situation. "Oh my Arceus, DAD!"
"Oh F-furret. We've been spotted Colress!" Ghetsis screamed homosexually. "What in Unova are we gonna do!?"
Ghetsis stared at Colress for moral support, who didn't exactly look like Colress anymore. N just stared at them for a few long seconds. Colress was turning grey and Ghetsis was freaking out.
"Dad I tried to tell you there was something fishy about him.. FISHY AS IN SUSPICIOUS, NOT FISHY AS IN HIS GENITALS SMELL LIKE MAGIKARP!" N started to yell and panic and he looked down at his Pokeballs, thinking about capturing Colress. "Oh my goodness dad, that has to be your worst fetish. Fishy geni-"
"ZOROARK SHNURFFLE!"
N gasped and threw his Pokeball at Colress, and he went in without a peep. "Dad, um that's mine.. Well.. would.. you.. look.. at.. that.."
"Slut."