Disclaimer: I do not own/I am not associated with anyone from Bleach or Hairspray. I do not make money from this fanfiction. I wrote this because I wanted to.
A/N: I wrote this back in 2009 on a twist of Hairspray's song "The Nicest Kids in Town" This twist of the song has appeared in Master Bleach's fanfiction Twisted Entertainment: Bleach Edition! Enjoy.
AIZEN
Hey there, sandy Las Noches
Don't run away
'Cause it's time for the Souke Aizen Show!
Brought to you by Kyoka Suigetsu
AIZEN (& ARRANCAR)
Ev'ry afternoon
When the clock strikes four
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
An insane bunch of hollows
Walk through that door, yeah
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
They wash off the blood
And leave the sane behind
And they talk, and talk, and talk
Like they're losing their minds
They'll smile and frown
'Cause they're the baddest kids in town
Every afternoon
You turn your radar on
(na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
And we know that you let down your guard
When your superiors are gone, yeah
(na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
And then you scream and shout
As you watch my stars
Slice and dice
Everything that's in your repertoire
You better run way down
'Cause they're the baddest kids in town
Crazed ranked hollows
Who like to slay away
And once a month we have our "Shinigami Day!"
And I'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round
God Sosuke Aizen
With the latest, greatest Las Noches hounds!
So every afternoon
Drop everything
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
Who needs to fight or hit
If you can't counter or swing?
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
Forget about your paperwork
And former duties
When we're the ones
That are going to kick your booties
I will steal his crown
'Cause we're the baddest kids in town
Roll Call!
(ARRANCARS)
I'm Yammy!
Aaroniero!
Szayel!
Zommari!
Grimmjow!
Nnoitra!
Ulquiorra!
Halibel!
Baraggan!
And I'm...Starrk!
AIZEN (& ARRANCARS)
So, if every night you're shaking
As you lie in bed
(mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony)
As the moans and groans
Are repeating in your head
(mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony)
Who cares about sleep
When you can snooze when you're
Dead?
You'll never make it past them
But you'll find your bed
When you're resting in the ground
'Cause we're the baddest kids in town
We're the baddest. Baddest.
We're the baddest. Baddest.
We're the nastiest.
The baddest kids in...
Kids in town!
A/N: Bleach and Hairspray, I never thought they'd go together :} Reviews are appreciated.