"OK, scrawny munchkins, Get in line!" yelled the coach in our faces (NEEDS mouthwash!). It was P.E.: my least favorite subject... I hope he doesn't put the class in teams again; last time I had to sit out because one kid was absent and no one would pick me.
Yes, I'm Dib Membrane: that crazy kid that sits in the corner of the class (complete with a big head).
It's not that big!
Me and my classmates scurried into line, hoping not to get KILLED by the coach.
But if there was anybody I wanted dead, that would be ZIM. He's the alien that I try to tell the world about, but no one listens. They all think I'm mentally insane!
Zim has green skin, dresses weirdly, and doesn't have ears. He speaks in a weird way, too...
"I'll be assigning you weaklings into groups for basketball."
Oh thanks; that was just what I needed!
"You on this side, you, that side, over here, that team, other side..." Coach put ZIM on MY team! Unfair.
I don't wanna talk about my pain. I'll skip this and drop you off at 'After Phys Ed...':
After Phys Ed, we were sent back to the class for a surprise. Did I FINALLY become popular among my fellow students!
"Claassssss," started Ms. Bitters, "we happen to have a new kid joining us today. Young lady, please tell the rest of your classmates your name and something about yourself," But the weird thing was that there was NOBODY there!
A kid raised his hand and said, "Ms. Bitters is he invisible?"
"No, of course not; we'll just have to wait here idly until this new student finally comes!"
We all sat there for four minutes until Zim said, "Are you sure that you're not just trying to keep us here...So we can DIE of BOREDOM?"
Ms. Bitters was about to answer, but someone knocked on the door. She let the kid in. "Oh, sorry! I lost track of where I was going; I forgot the campus map at home! Hehheh..." There was a REALLY pretty brown-haired girl. She got sent to this school? What were her parents thinking?
But she said that not like she was embarrassed, she said it like a hot smart-aleck. I stared at her beauty.
"Just say your name and sit somewhere," said Ms. Bitters.
The girl turned to the rest of the class. "Hi! My name's Delilah Calico, but everyone, just call me Dare!" She smiled and waved happily.
Apparently, she doesn't know how bad this school really is.
You're not gonna believe this, but I finally turned my head away and looked at Zim; he was staring at her just like I was and blushing.
So I guess aliens DO love!