What Minho Thought He Saw

by SexyGakupo

Minho has loved Thomas ever since he stepped foot in the maze. He finally has the nerves to confess his feelings but does Thomas feel the same way? Minho really wants to know. What he doesn't know though is that he's in for the biggest shock of his life.

What Minho Thought he Saw

Oh, Thomas! Just the thought of him made Minho urinate with pleasure. The young boy looked across the wide valley with sparkling eyes.

There, he saw a boy a beautiful, amazing, SEXY, boy. And he knew his name: Thomas.

Since Minho could read and write he walked over to the boy and said something very formal,

"Hello there, my dear. And how are you today, you sexy BEAST?" The boy turned to face him and to much of Minho's surprise it was a girl. She was a really fat and ugly girl. She had poop blue possum like eyes that seemed to be looking nowhere in particular, and greasy black hair that looked like it hadn't been combed in weeks. She was the kind of girl that looked worse than a baby doe, eating a banana, and running through a hazardless waste land. It made Minho want to puke on an elephant just thinking about it.

The girl seemed to grow uglier and more stupid the more he tried to avoid looking at her. Then finally she spoke with a voice that would make any person shrivel up on the ground and die.

"HELLO IM TERESA. WHAT IS YOUR NAME LITTLE FELLER?"

That was the last thing Minho heard before he fainted into darkness.