Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus.
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Eleventh Doctor.
Eleventh Doctor: Time's gone wibbly, so I came from yesterday.
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Tenth Doctor?
Tenth Doctor: Well, I just saved the world again, and saved Wilfred, and I died, so I won't be here tomorrow and- I don't wanna go!
Eleven: Oh, shut it. You become me.
Ten: I'm worried. Now I really don't want to go!
Teacher: ...Hermione?
Hermione Granger: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer, and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron!
*Blue-fur boy suddenly appears in the back of the classroom*
Teacher: Kurt, you are late!
Kurt Wagner: I thought that would work! *looks around* Where's Kitty?
Kitty Pride: *comes through the back wall*
Teacher: Kitty, Kurt, you can not use your powers to sneak into class when you're late! I have no choice but to give you detention!
Teacher: Luke.
Luke Triton: Which one?
Luke Smith: Yeah, which? By the way, I have to go help my mother and friends defeat the world against Slithens, yet again.
Teacher: ... Alrighty then. I meant the both of you.
Luke Skywalker: What about me?
Kurt: Where did he come from?
Teacher: ...Skywalker, you're in the wrong class. Again.
Teacher: Johnny.
Johnny Storm: Here. *lights Kitty's hair on fire*
Kitty: ARGH!
Teacher: Stop lighting her hair on fire! You have detention as well!
Johnny: Awh, I only lit her hair on fire 4 times before.
Ten: Yeah, twenty- four times!
Kitty: ... It was only four times.
Ten: Oh, no! I crossed over my own timeline!
Teacher: ...Tohru.
Tohru Honda: Um, here...
Random red-haired boy: Oh, Tohru, you shouldn't be here! Go home!
Grey-hair boy: Shut up, you stupid cat.
Teacher: Kyo, Yuki, stop fighting over Tohru!
Teacher: ...Rory.
Eleventh Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: ...oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco Malfoy: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!