Dr. Loveless was working in his laboratory on another ingenious invention. He was humming quietly to himself, completely engrossed in his work. There was a tap on the door.
"Come in," said Loveless, not looking up.
The door opened to reveal the large, 7 foot giant, Voltaire. "Loveless?"
Loveless turned around quickly to see the owner of the deep voice. "What do you want now, Voltaire?"
"I'm leaving." he said.
"You're WHAT?!" spluttered Loveless, "What makes you think that? You want a world without evil, mankind, and injustice, do you not?"
"I've had enough of your temper tantrums." he replied, "so I'm leaving. I'm going to find someone else."
"You big fool you!" he shouted, "What makes you think you'll leave and find some-some scum that will only make your life miserable?"
"Not as miserable as you've made mine," replied Voltaire curtly. "I'll never work for you again."
"How dare you say that!" he snapped, "I am a genius, I am perfect! I will give you a perfect life, I promise this to you!"
"You've said that many times." said Voltaire, "I helped you three times, and all that time you just yelled at me or insulted me. Three strikes, out."
Loveless finally couldn't take it anymore. "Go! Go, then! Go away and don't ever come back! Live in this, this..." he paused for a moment, "This cursed world!"
Voltaire nodded and exited. Loveless then bended over his work again. "Who needs him anyway?"
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And Voltaire changed his name to Jaws and went to fight James Bond instead! LOL
(I'm not sure which came first)