Maya- hello everyone.
Sanji- Hi Maya-chan!
Maya- Sanji-kun XD wanna open
Sanji- Sure i hope you all enjoy this new story. Maya-chan worked really hard on it.
Maya- thank you. this story will mostly be writen in Sanji's prov please enjoy! XD
Zoro prov
Zoro grumbled as he walked down the street behind Sanji pulling a large wagon filled with food. This day was just not going the way he wanted it to. First he was woken up and yelled at for sleeping on watch. Then he was forced to raise the anchor and set the sails. At breakfast his bacon was stolen by Luffy and when he complained Nami said that Luffy was still a growing boy and needed it. After breakfast he was forced to clean up Luffy's, Chopper's and Ussop's mess. When he tried to train Franky stopped him and told him to clean up the deck from Luffy's, Ussop's and Choppers game and when he said it was theirs Franky just said he is older and should be more responsible then them. Then when he went to take his afternoon nap Sanji dragged him off the ship to carry the groceries.
All he wanted was some time to relax.
Growling he stopped behind Sanji, as Sanji looked over some fruit. Hearing his stomach growl he looked at the cook. "Oi, I'm hungry."
Sanji just ignored him.
"Oi, shit head I'm hungry." He said louder.
"You're a grown man wait until dinner." Sanji said as he tried to decide between red apples or green apples.
Sighing Zoro grabbed a wired colored fruit and tossed some berries onto the stall. Taking a huge bite he thought. 'Why is it always their younger and your older, I wish I was young again.' Swallowing the piece of fruit in his mouth he blinked.
The world was growing around him. Sanji was getting taller and taller. Looking at his hands he watched as they shrunk. Looking back up he saw Sanji's shocked eyes looking down at him. "What the hell." He said in a childlike voice. His clothes falling off of him as he shrunk.
He just kept shrinking though.
Sanji Prov
Sanji stared as Zoro went from a man to a baby. Bending over he picked the green haired baby up into his arms and wrapped Zoro's clothes around him so that the baby wasn't naked. "What the hell just happened?"
The stall manager turned back around from where he was bagging Sanji's food. Noticing the baby now in Sanji's arms he raised an eyebrow. "When'd you get the baby and where'd your friend go?"
"This is him." Said Sanji. The baby in his arms opened his eyes and stared up at him. When the baby saw his eyebrow he started to giggle in the cute way a baby does. "What you laughing at Marmio!"
When he yelled this he only caused the baby to laugh more. The man at the stall seemed to panic as he counted how many of this wired fruit he had. He froze when he saw the berries and that one fruit was missing. "Shit!"
"What?" Sanji asked the man.
"He ate a wish fruit!" The man yelled.
"What the hell is that?" Sanji asked as he held the baby away from him as it had tried to pull his hair.
"It's a fruit that grants you any wish you want, once you make a wish you can't undo it!" The man squeaked when Sanji fixed him a hard glare.
'So you're telling me he wished to be a baby and now I'm stuck with him like this!" Sanji yelled at the man causing the baby to cry. "Shh, Zoro its ok, don't cry." Sanji cooed as he bounced the baby in his hands.
"Ahh!" The man yelled drawing Sanji's attention back to him. "He only took one bite."
"And?" Sanji glared.
"It should wear off since he only took one bite." The man cried happily.
Sighing Sanji calmed down. "And how long will I have to wait?"
"I don't know." The man said flinching at the glare Sanji once again aimed at him. "It could be day's, weeks or months."
Growling Sanji looked at the man. "Fine, I can't get this stuff back to the ship with him right now so just send it to the harbor, the ship with a skull and strawhat."
"Yes of course sir" The man cried.
Sanji then stalked off. Looking back down at the baby in his hands. Zoro was smiling up at him with wide eyes. This was the first time his eyes were wide enough for him to see what color they were. "A golden green." Sanji hummed. Zoro then reached his hands up trying to grab his hair again.
Growling Sanji leaned back out of reach of Zoro's small hands. Zoro pouted at this. Seeing tears forming in Zoro's eyes, Sanji moved his hand not holding Zoro to wipe them away but Zoro grabbed his finger and laughed. "You sneaky sun of a gun." Sanji laughed.
Near by a group of girls laughed as they watched Sanji play with him. Looking up Sanji smiled and tried to wake at them only to realize that Zoro, even though a baby now, still had a strong grip on his finger. The girls laughed more and walked over to him. 'He's so cute, is he yours." One girl squealed.
"Oh no." Sanji said. "He's my nakama."
"Can I hold him?" Another asked.
"I guess." Sanji said handing her Zoro. Once in her arms Zoro started crying and wailed his arms and legs around. The girl tried to calm him down but Zoro only cried harder. Pouting she handed Zoro back to him. Once in Sanji arms Zoro stopped crying but still sniffled every once in a while.
"He must really like you." The girl pouted.
"Sorry about that." Sanji said as he slowly rocked Zoro in his arms.
"It's ok." She said and pulled a pen and paper from her purse. "Hey if you're free sometime want to hang."
"Yes." Sanji said eagerly. "I mean sure I'd love to." She laughed and handed him her number before walking off with her friends.
Looking down Sanji smiled at the now sleeping baby. "Looks like your good for something."
Straightening himself up he started to walk back to the ship. Once there he climbed up using one hand using the other to hold Zoro. When he got onto the deck everyone stopped doing what they were doing and stared at him. "Sanji?" Asked Nami.
"What's with the baby cook-san?" Asked Robin.
"It has green hair like Zoro." Luffy laughed as he ran up to Sanji. Luffy put his hand out and smiled when it grabbed his finger in its sleep. "What's his name?"
"It's Zoro." Sanji said. Everyone stared at Sanji with their mouths hanging open. Sighing he explained what happened.
"So we're stuck with a baby Zoro until the magic wears off." Said Ussop.
"Looks like it Ussop-bro maybe I can make him call me big bro now." Said Franky.
"I want to hold him." Said Nami holding her arms out. Nodding Sanji passed Zoro over to her. Zoro started to cry and wail his arms around again. Nami tried to calm him down but no matter what she tried he refused to calm own. Getting upset Nami handed Zoro to Robin but he just continued to cry.
"Here let me try." Said Chopper turning into heavy weight point and taking Zoro from Robin. Once in Choppers arms Zoro calmed down and snuggled into Chopper's fur. "That was easy."
"Why is he ok with Sanji and you but not Robin and I." Complained Nami.
"Well from what I know Zoro grew up surrounded by men so he may not be comfortable around women." Said Chopper.
"That's not fair!" Complained Nami. "Just when people can get close to him he gets even more awkward around women!"
Luffy laughed at this. "Can I hold him?"
Everyone was a bit scared but nodded. They all went into the kitchen and Guided Luffy over to a chair they sat him down. "We'll put him on your lap so don't move." Said Chopper.
Nodding Luffy held his hands out as they placed Zoro on his lap. Zoro looked up at Luffy and giggled causing Nami to awe. Luffy held out a finger and Zoro grabbed it and put it in his mouth. "I think he's hungry." Said Ussop.
"Milk is good for bones." Laughed Brook. "I should know that, Yohohohoho."
Hearing the laugh Zoro turned to see the talking skeleton. His lower lip started to tremble. Seeing this Sanji scoped Zoro into his arms and slowly rocked him back and forth. "It's ok he's friendly." Sanji said. Zoro seemed to relax in Sanji's arms. Looking down he smiled at what he saw. Zoro was sucking his thumb while looking at him.
Laughing Sanji walked over to the fridge and pulled out some milk but paused. "We need a bottle."
"Yeah we'll also need a crib, some clothes, dippers, baby wipes, baby food." Nami growled as she listed off more and more things they'd need to buy.
"I can make a crib, changing table and things like that." Said Franky. "I'll even make some toys for him."
"Thank you Franky." Said Nami. "In the mean time give him milk through a plastic bag. Use a pin to poke a hole in it to feed him."
Nodding Sanji did as she said. Sitting down he held the bag to Zoro's lips and watched as the baby took it in his mouth and start to drink. Zoro sucked on it as the lukewarm liquid ran down his throat. When most of it was gone Sanji shifted Zoro to a sitting position and gently patted his back. Zoro let out a small burp and giggled. "Think that's funny?" Sanji laughed. Zoro then grabbed the gag from Sanji's hands spilling it over Sanji and himself.
At this he giggled even louder. "You ass!" Sanji yelled. "Great now I need a bath and so do you." Sanji poked Zoro's little nose and laughed when Zoro grabbed his finger.
"You two are getting along well." Robin said as she entered the kitchen.
"That's because he's not capable of talking." Said Sanji.
"You used to fight with him for sleeping." Robin pointed out.
"He snored loud." Sanji laughed as Zoro hid his face into his shirt. "Excuse me Robin-chwan but we need a bath."
"Make sure the waters not too hot." Said Robin.
"I know." Said Sanji as he lifted Zoro up in his arms and carried him out of the kitchen and to the bathroom. Once there he placed Zoro on one leg as he leaned down to put the plug in and turn the water on.
Leaning back up he pulled his shirt off and placed it in the corner. Kicking off his shoes he threw them in the corner too soon followed by his pants and boxers and Zoro's shirt.
Lifting Zoro up in the air he stepped into the tub and sat down. Once seated he placed Zoro on his lap. As soon as he was in the water Zoro started to splash in it laughing like crazy. Sanji laughed when Zoro hit the water causing it to splash his face.
Reaching over Sanji put some shampoo in his hand and started to wash Zoro's hair. Zoro stayed still for three seconds before playing again. "Where'd all that patience go?" Sanji laughed.
Once he was done with Zoro's hair he washed his body before working on his own body. He kept a close eye on Zoro the whole time. When the water started to cool Sanji picked Zoro off his lap and stepped out of the tub. Zoro yawned and snuggled into Sanji's bare chest while Sanji wrapped a towel around him.
Gently smiling he wrapped a towel around his waist and walked to the males bunks. Once there he laid Zoro on a bed and dressed himself in a plain shirt and jeans. After a while he sighed not knowing how to dress Zoro. Grabbing a small blanket he turned back to Zoro. Well he was dressing Zoro had fallen asleep.
Sanji picked up the sleeping baby and exchanged the towel for a blanket. Settling Zoro in his arms he walked back up stairs.
On deck Robin was cutting up some old fabric and sewing it again to make some makeshift baby clothes. Chopper was reading over a book of proper baby care, and Brook was practicing some lullabies on his violin as Luffy watched. "Where is everyone?"
"Nami is making dinner and Ussop and Franky are making the crib and toys." Said Luffy as he ran up to Sanji. Luffy stood on his tip toes as he tried to sneak a peek at Zoro. Making eye contact with Robin he handed Zoro to him.
"Be very quiet and gentle, he's sleeping." Sanji said. "I'm going to help Nami be very careful."
"Okay Sanji." Luffy smiled.
Sanji laughed and entered the kitchen. Nami was running around frantically trying to cook enough to feed them all. "I'm here to save you my dear." Sanji swooned. Nami sighed in relief and sat down as Sanji took over.
"How's Zoro?" Nami asked.
"He's asleep, Luffy is watching him."
"Who's watching Luffy?" Nami asked panicked.
"Robin."
"I'm going to go watch him too." Nami said standing. Sanji laughed as she left.
Everyone was so worried about Zoro right now. Himself included. He laughed at the fact that Nami was so upset about not being able to hold Zoro without him crying. He had to admit though, Zoro was adorable. Sanji wondered how Zoro will act once back to normal. Will he be as open as he was now? Would Zoro try to cuddle into him? The thought of a grown up Zoro hiding his face in Sanji's shirt had him blushing.
As he finished up for diner he thought more and more about Zoro. "I wonder why Zoro wished to be a baby."
As he placed the last dish on the table he heard a loud cry and knew it was Zoro. Running out on deck he saw the crew trying to calm him down. Jumping over the railing he ran over and pulled Zoro into his arms. "What happened?"
"He woke up, looked around then cried." Luffy said. Sanji looked back down at Zoro as he calmed him down.
"Hey, Zoro its ok, calm down." He said in a soothing voice. "I'm here." Zoro's eyes opened and looked straight at Sanji's then he stopped crying.
"Zoro don't favor Sanji!" Luffy pouted. Sanji laughed and held him closer.
"Oh yeah, dinners ready." Sanji said. Hearing this Luffy stopped pouting and ran to the galley. Everyone following soon after. "How's the crib coming along?"
"It's done and so is everything else." Said Franky. "We put it in a separate room along with a bed so someone can be near him at all times."
"Good idea." Sanji said looking back down at the now smiling Zoro.
"He seems to like you the most." Franky noted.
"Oh?"
"Yup cried as soon as he didn't see you and stopped when he did." Said Franky.
Chuckling Sanji tapped Zoro's cheek with his finger. Zoro giggled and took it in his small hand.
After dinner Franky showed Zoro to the room they were going to use for Zoro. It was a good sized room. The walls painted a faint blue that matched the soft carpet. On one side of the room was a crib and a rocking chair. Close by was a mini fridge and a feeding chair. Near the door was a garbage can and a changing table then on the last wall a bed and bedside table.
Nodding to Franky Sanji closed the door and walked in. He had already fed Zoro during dinner. Looking at the changing table he noticed a few pairs of clothing. 'Must have been what Robin-san was working on.'
Placing Zoro on the table he grabbed faded yellow one piece and slid Zoro into it. Zoro didn't fight him at all. "Wow you must be tired." As if on cue Zoro yawned.
Picking him up he placed Zoro into the crib and wrapped a blanket around him. Zoro stared up at him with sleepy eyes. Leaning in he gave Zoro a kiss on his forehead just like his mother used to do to him as a child.
Zoro snuggled into the blankets and was soon asleep. Walking over to the bed Sanji lied down and was out like a light.
Maya- This idea came to me out of nowhere and I love it XD
Zoro- Well I hate it.
Maya- That's because your a baby!
Zoro- :(
Maya- ohhh too soon.
Zoro- I'll cut you.
Maya- someone needs a nap XD. anyway i hope you all enjoyed reading this. please review XD see you next chapter.
Zoro- (raises blade)
Maya- I hope eppp (runs away)
