I would be ashamed of this, but I can't be bothered. Total crack!fic, bytheway.
(Also, do not own, rated M for a reason, et cetera, et cetera.)
"Oh, Katsuya!" Seto rammed deeper inside.
"..." There was no response.
The short maid skirt was hitched up to expose smooth thigh, as well as a soft, round buttocks.
It was amazing how far the technology had advanced. That's right, Seto was fucking a sex robot. With his money, he could afford anything, so he had invested millions anonymously in order to obtain the perfect Jounouchi Katsuya doll.
Now, Seto wasn't a total pervert, it's not as if he knew how acurate it the robot was by having watched Katsuya in the school shower all those years ago, or hiring someone to take pictures of the mutt though his bedroom window. Seto and Katsuya were very much a couple, but it got so lonely for Seto when he was on business trips, this was the only way.
*KNOCKKNOCK*
Seto made to put on his pants, and threw the doll under the hotel bed covers. "Can't you read the 'Do not disturb' sign?" he growled at the door. Not bothering to go find his shirt, he opened the door. "Oh. Pup."
"Hiya, Set'!" Jou glomped his lover and closed the door behind him, pulling Seto to the bed and making him hover over Katsuya.
Seto was still sporting an erection from earlier, which he didn't mind since it seemed Jou was more than willing to take care of it, but it was embarrassing to be hard while only in mid-makeout.
Katsuya wiggled his hand into Seto's trousers, "It's only been a week. D'ya miss me that much?" He smirked, but ended up smiling and kissed Kaiba once more.
"What are you doing here, Mutt?"
Katsuya stopped. "Mutt? What're you callin' me 'Mutt' for 'Kaib''?" He shoved Seto off of him, and back into a standing position. Placing his hands on the bed to give himself leverage to sit up, he felt a foot.
He looked to the shape, which looked suspiciously human. "Explain." Katsuya shot a glare at his lover.
"I was horny, what did you expect me to do?"
"Well, you could send the jet, not cheat on me!" He made for the door.
"Idiot."
"Yeah, fuck you, too, Moneybags."
"No, you're an idiot if you think I'd ever cheat on you." Kaiba grabbed Jou's wrist and pulled him to the bed. He threw off the covers, "See?"
The robot lay there, false flesh glowing with Seto's sweat, metalic dick throbbing in a way the was eerily life-like. Katsuya's eyes widened.
"Ya spent millions o' yen on robot tech when ya coulda just called me over? Ya coulda spent it all on figurin' out how to get me pregnant.!"
"I recall you saying you hated these buisness trips, and I don't remember you saying anything about children."
"I hate ya LEAVING, not the trips 'emselves. And we've been together for years, course I wanna kid."
"Hn," sounded Seto, pulling his lover in for a kiss. "Yes, you are much more responsive."
"And doncha forget it!"
"But I think we'll have to adopt." He pushed Jou into the bed, kneeing his crotch. "Mmm..." Katsuya moaned, biting his lip. "Tomorrow."
Kaiba smirked and moved to tease a nipple. "That's more like it."
Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with me either, but I like it, so I'm not going to go "fix" it, XD
R&R?