Happy Fucking Birthday, You Geek
AN- This is the first thing I've written in quite a long time, not to mention the first thing I've ever written for Glee. This was inspired by a bra I saw on Etsy that had one cup shaped like a Mario mushroom and the other as a Goomba. My first thought was, Puck would lose his mind. This story sprang from that.
Disclaimer- If I owned this, this would be happened in the show. Duh.
Puck shifted excitedly behind the wheel of his truck. He was turning 18 today. And whatever problems the two of them had, they always came through for each other when it came to special occasions. He knew when he got home, she would be waiting, ready to make Puckzilla's day.
As ha walked into the house, Puck kept a sharp eye out. One never knew where she would be when she was in a 'gift giving' mood. The kitchen table, bent over the back of the couch, Puck had found her everywhere. He made his was upstairs after thoroughly checking the ground floor, and spotted his door ajar. He bit back a groan, because if he was getting his present in his bed, it was gonna get especially wanky.
It was better than he'd thought though. She was sitting on his bed, eyes looking up at him through dark lashes. Something was off about the red teddy she was wearing though. It took him a second to register what he was seeing. One cup of the bra part was shaped like a Mario mushroom. The other was in the form of a Goomba.
With a low growl he launched himself at her. This was better than any kinky shit they'd gotten up to over the years, because she'd put fuckin' thought into this. She honestly tried.
In her last breath before Puck devoured her, she snarled, "Happy fucking birthday, you geek."
He just grinned, because in Santana speak, that was nearly an I love you. Puck knew it was the best he was ever going to get.