Author: I do not own Runescape, don't sue me.
Day 1:
I just got an account on Runescape. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I can't wait to beat up some people's butts! I'm so excited, I'm gonna go on right now!
Later…
Guess what? I got beat up- by a member! I accidentally went to the pvp world- whatever that is- and right outside of Lumby, I got beat up! Can you believe it! And I lost all my money too! I earned 30 coins killing five goblins, and now I've given it up to a stupid member! Ugh! I HATE YOU STUPID MEMBERS! YOU SUCK! Anyway, I should probably get off the computer before I smash it. G'day.
Day 2:
Got reported for reporting stupid members for no reason and swearing at them!!
I soooo mad, members pick on me and call me a noob, what's a noob? I'm gonna play more Runescape though.
Later…
I went to a village with beefy guys and girls carrying weapons. I dodged them so I wouldn't get in trouble. Found a place and went in a place where there was FREEcooked beef and beer! Found members killing barbarians and got an emerald from it. Yay!
Oh no! Beefy guy killed me, lost emerald, beef, beer, and bones!! Appeared in Lumby?
Got to log off before get killed AGAIN.
Day 3:
Walked and walked and walked. I got to a ditch and the other side was burnt. I jumped over. Giant rats that are lvl 6 attacked me. HEY! I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING!! Stupid rats. Noticed skulls and bones everywhere. Kept walking. Sky getting darker. A little scared. A lvl 102 member told me to get lost. I swore at him. He reported me. I kept walking. Got to a cave. Went in and found scary goth members. Talked to a man and talked to a giant dragon bug and went in another hole, found some weird stone and ran with it to the middle. Someone started attacking me for no reason. Come to think of it, everyone is attacking everyone else. I've gotta get out of here!! I'm dead. Now I'm back, and I'm supposed to attack him?! He's a lvl 103, how am I going to do this? Hey, I have magic!! Went looking for him the whole time and couldn't find him. The game ended and I lost. I don't know where I am but there are a lot of frogs. Kept talking to the wrong person and got turned into a frog, then got turned back when I talked to the prince?! Whatever. I must be dreaming. It'll make sense in the morning.