Wow, a fic in which I have a "normal" pairing. What is the world coming to! LOL, as you should well know by now, I don't own anything. And yes, my muse and I have to much time of our hands. This is a going away gift for UKHoney, hope people kinda like it!
"Five gleaming rigs!" Sang Max at the top of his lungs as he walked down the hall behind Rachel. She gritted her teeth, telling herself that he was just doing it to get her to talk to him again. "Four horned toads!" Well, at least it was better then the Frenchman he's been using a few moments ago. He sang the rest of his song, added a tap dance at the end, then ended with a great finish that included getting down onto one knee and spreading his arms wide.
A couple of agents clapped or catcalled him as the man got to his feet with a smirk on his face. In reply Rachel just raised her eyebrow at him.
"Are you finally finished, or are you going to give us a encore?" She asked as the older agent placed both hands on her hips and attempted to give Max a glare. He didn't seem to notice and just grinned like a five year old child, and it had been such a good glare to. Sighing the older agent pulled her partner along behind her, even though his protests of not wanting to do so much paper work before his holiday began.
Once inside her office Max "helped" by crumpling up papers and throwing them at people passing the opened door. For some reason unknown to Rachel this prompted Chuck to make his own paper balls and throw them at Max, earning the first paper ball fight in her office as Rachel attempted to get her side of the paperwork done. Growling slightly under her breath the blond haired agent yelled at them to leave, which a couple did after she raised her voice a bit more.
Max sank into a chair, his eye dancing from the paper fight. "You should join us sometime," he said grinning like the little boy Rachel knew he really was. That fake adult body didn't fool her for one moment. Giving her unwanted partner another glare to get him to calm down slightly she finished her paperwork and began to leave the room, looking over her shoulder to make sure that Max was staying in place Rachel was amazed to see that he was right behind her.
"What do you want?" She asked, sighing slightly and waiting for him to ask her to do his paper work to so he could go home early. After all, she couldn't have a life besides N'Tek according to him. Max just grinned and kissed her on the cheek, getting smacked in the progress. "And what was that for?" She asked rolling her eyes in a attempt to keep him from noticing the slight smile that has crossed her face. In reply he just pointed up then went back to his papers.
Rachel looked up at what was hanging above her. "Oh..."