Emily: *throws confetti* HEY GUYS/READERS! I'M YOUR MAIN HOST, EMILY! I'm sooo EXCITED and HAPPY that you're here to join us on, "Hetalia Doki Party"!
Madeline: Hello fellow readers! I'm Madeline, your second host for "Hetalia Doki Party"! *whispers* Emily dragged me out of my Kuroshitsuji fic, "Teacher's Pet", to guest star here.
Inu-kun: And I am your third, mature, reasonable host. Inu-kun.
Audience: *whispers/murmurs*
Inu-kun: *sigh* Yes, I am also aware that I am in fact an adorable, talking, stuff-dog. .
Emily: MY adorable, talking, stuff-dog! *hugs Inu-kun tightly*
Inu-kun: *coughs/chokes* Em-your—ch-choking!
Madeline: *sigh and face-palm*
Inu-kun: Madeline!...HELP!
Emily: AWE~ Look at him squirm! He's begging for help~! AWE~ * hugs Inu-kun tighter*
Madeline: . Emily...put him down. NOW!
Emily: Awe~ okie~ doke! *let's go of Inu-kun*
Madeline: ANYWAY~ I'm happy to start the PARTY!
Emily: YAY~ *throws more confetti...opens the magical door for the Hetalia cast to enter*
-*Awkward silence...no one enters...or is even there!*-
Audience: …
Emily: … uh …
Madeline: ...Where are they?
Inu-kun: It seems to me,they are running late.
Emily: THEY CAN'T BE LATE! THIS...THIS...IT'S A DISASTER! *curls up into a little ball*
Madeline: *stares at Emily* .
Italy: *walks in nervously* Ve~ is this the Hetalia Doki Party?
Inu-kun: Indeed it is. You must be one of the Hetalia cast.
Emily: *perks up* ITALY~! *tackles Italy for a hug*
Italy: VE~?
Madeline: Emily, stop! We need them alive, so no hugging!
Emily: Eh~? But...I wanted to hug all my favorite characters! *starts to cry*
Italy: Ve! Don't cry...or I'm going to...CRY TOO! *starts crying with Emily*
Inu-kun: Oh dear... *glares at Emily*
Romano: *walks in* Oi! Why the fuck is Italy crying?
Germany:*Walks in from behind Romano* He's crying again? What now...?
England: Probably someone took away he's pasta or something.
France: Or you probably made him eat, what you call, scones.
England: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FROG?
China: Aiya! Do they have to fight this early, aru? *sigh*
Russia: I like to see them fight, da! ^-^ *innocent smile*
America: HEY~! THE HERO IS HERE! NO NEED TO WORRY! *does his "hero pose"*
Madeline: Oh...my...god! It's America! (*she's a big fan*) *fangirl spazm*
Inu-kun: ...=_=" ... *sigh*
China: ARU~! *tackles Inu-kun*THIS IS SOOO ADORABLE~!
Inu-kun: WH- L-LET GO! P-PLEASE~! *struggles in china's grip*
Emily: *stops crying* huh? *sees China hugging Inu-kun* O_O LET.GO.OF.MY.INU-KUN~!
Everyone: O_O *gasp*
Emily: *takes Russia's pipe away* LET.GO!
Russia: Da?
China: *drops Inu-kun* S-s-sorry, aru!
Madeline: *snaps back to reality* EMILY! NO!
Emily: BUT HE TOUCHED MY INU-KUN!
Inu-kun: I am not technically yours. Just more of a companion.
China: ARU! IT TALKS!
Inu-kun: I was begging you to let me go *glares at china* .
Madeline: Give Russia his pipe back, Emily.
Emily: Bu-
Madeline: NOW!
Emily: *glares at Madeline* ...Fine! *hands Russia back his pipe*
Madeline: Good girl.
Emily: *grumbles* yeah, whatever *picks up Inu-kun and holds him possessively*
Inu-kun: *sigh and ignores the fact that Emily is holding him* Well, can we please get back on track
England: Why are we here?
Emily:*smirks* This is a … HETALIA TRUTH OR DARE GAME XD
Everyone (except hosts): O_O … NOOO!
France: Ugh! She's one of them!
England: I know this won't end good .
Madeline: Well,now we will star-
Emily: WAIT!
Everyone: WHAT?
Emily: Before we start, I would we like to give a shout out to my favorite "Hetalia Truth or Dare"
authors. Kei ( Axsics) , Ramen (EpicRamenKnight) and Imoto (Imotochan13) … YOU GUYS ROCK!
Everyone (except hosts): O_O
France: She did not just say what she just said … right?
Italy: I think so. Ve! Ve! You know Kei, Ramen and Imoto?
Emily: YEP! They were the ones that inspired me to do this! *mischievous smile*
Everyone (except hosts): Oh no!
Inu-kun: Alright, alright. NOW can we get back on track? I am sure that we are not really impressing our readers.
Madeline: I agree.
Emily: Okay! Since this is the first chapter, the hosts will make up the dares and truths. ^-^
Inu-kun: I suggest Madeline to go first.
Emily: *pouts* Fine.
Madeline: Um...okay then. I dare...Canada to beg America to...get spanked! XD
Everyone: O_O
Emily: *tries not to squeal* O-okay...it is a d-dare X3
Canada: Y-you are joking, r-right?
Inu-kun: Sadly...no. Now please complete the dare. There are consequences if you do not complete it. =_="
Canada: Consequences?
Emily: Yep! Either one, we send Belarus after you...when she's in her bad mood.
Inu-kun: Two. We lock you in a closet with France.
France: Why must it ALWAYS be me?
Emily: Because.
Madeline: Or three. We will lock you in a closet with Emily.
Emily: What?
Canada: Uh...I rather not risk it...
France: Ah~ Canada, you rather do that! then be locked in a closet with moi? I'm hurt *grabs his chest dramatically*
Canada: I-I rather … do none... *blushes*
Emily: Well...you have to do your dare... *mischievous smirk*
Canada: Mm...f-fine *blushes*
Madeline: … Where's America?
England: The bloody git went to go get a greasy bomb.
Emily: Greasy Bomb?
Madeline: I think he means a hamburger.
Emily: Oh...
America: YO! THE HERO IS BACK!
Emily: Good! *mumbles* because our first dare will begin *evil smirk*
Hungary: *quickly takes out camera and starts recording*
Canada: *walks towards America* uh... A-America~
America: Hm? What is it? If you wanted a hamburger, it's too late! I alre-
Canada: I want you to please give me a spank! *holds on to America's arm* p-please *blushes*
America: O_O … uh~
Canada: Please~ *slides America's arm down his waist* I REALLY WANT...no... I REALLY NEED A SPANK!
Madeline: *whispers to self* calm down...calm down...AHH THIS IS SOOO ADORABLE! X3 *takes pictures along side with a drooling Hungarian*
Emily: OWO *nosebleed*
Canada: *whispers in America's ear* give me a spank America~ * rubs (ahem) his ass against America's (ahem) vital regions*
Everyone: *nosebleed*
Inu-kun: *clears throat* Ahem! On to the next dare!
Canada: *sits in the corner...embarrassed*
America: O_O *still quite shock*
France: Was it just me...or did it seem like they enjoyed it?
England: Oi! Bloody git!...Is he okay?
Emily: Uh... I don't know. And I don't really care.
Madeline: Next will be from...Inu-kun! ^-^
Inu-kun&Emily: WHAT?
Emily: I wanted to go next! *pouts*
Inu-kun: What...what would I possibly come up with?
Madeline: Well,you're a host too. So you have to have a dare...or at least a question (that will count as a
truth).
Inu-kun: Well...let us see what I come up with...
Emily: While he thinks, can I PLEASE go next? Please? Please? *tugs on Madeline's arm*
Madeline: *sigh* Fine. But please let go of me!
Emily: YAY!
Inu-kun: Alright, I got something!
Madeline: Great!
Emily: BUT! I-YOU- IT- FINE! *Pouts...and joins Canada in the gloomy corner*
Inu-kun: *ignores Emily* It is a dare. England I dare you to cook something for the hosts. I heard your food is terrible! And I wanted to see for myself.
Emily: THEN WHY DRAG IZI-CHAN (*Emily calls Madeline, Izi-chan...don't ask*) AND ME TO OUR DEATHS?
England: SHUT UP! IT WON'T KILL YOU!
Inu-kun: Then if you please...
England: Fine. *leaves to the kitchen*
Emily: I HAVE A DARE FOR CANADA! *jumps up from gloomy corner and raises hand*
Madeline&Inu-kun: Fine. .
Emily: Canada, I dare ya to tell me all the people that ignore you and mistakes you as America.
Canada: Uh...well...there are many~ *looks down...upset*
Emily: Don't worry. Just tell me the ones that you want to tell me!
Canada: Well...there is...England himself.
Emily: England, check!
Madeline: What are you doing Emily? *suspicious* .
Emily: You'll see! *winks*
Inu-kun: *whispers* She is up to something... I could smell something bad... .
France: Non. It is England's cooking you smell.
England: *walks in with three plates...with burnt stuff on it(?)* There you go.
Everyone: O_O *stares at the "food"*
Inu-kun: Alright, time to eat.
Emily: O_O *stares at Inu-kun* ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS LOOKS LIKE MY LITTLE SISTER'S COOKING! HECK! SHE COOKS BETTER THEN THIS! I WON'T EAT THIS AND RISK MY LIFE!
Inu-kun: *glares at Emily* Emily Archor! Where are you manners? You will eat this if you like it or not!
Emily:...Tch! Fine. *slowly takes a bite of the "food"* … O_O
Italy: Ve~ is she okay...?
Madeline: *looks down...then takes a bite as well* Um...it's...not that bad! Uh...can I be excuse?
Inu-kun: You may...
Madeline: Thanks! *runs to the kitchen to get some water*
Inu-kun: *chews...then swallows* Well...like Madeline has put it...not completely terrible... *wants to gag...but tries not to* Well...excuse me. But I must go check on Madeline... *walks out*
France: *mumbles* Sure~
Italy: Ve~! Emily~ are you okay?
America: *finally snaps back to reality* Dude, I think you paralyzed her with your "food" …
Italy: Ve~? *pokes Emily's cheek*
Emily: AHHH *snaps back to reality as well*
Italy: VE! *quickly hides behind Germany*
China: You're still alive, aru!
Emily: Well...no duh! *looks around* Where's Inu-kun and Izi-chan?
France: They most likely went to the bathrooms to puke up what England has gave them.
England: *goes to the gloomy corner*
Emily: *looks down*
Japan: Are you alright, Emily-san?
Emily: Huh? *looks up at all the countries* Oh! uh...yeah! No worries ^-^
Germany: England's "food" must have effected her.
Emily: *mumbles angrily* It's not bad!
France: *blinks* What did you say, Mon cherie?
Emily: It's...not bad.
England: Eh? *perks up from the gloomy corner*
Italy: Ve~? The "food" really did effect her! Here- *hands Emily a piece of chocolate* - this should ware off the effect!
Emily: *blinks at the chocolate* uh...
Inu-kun&Madeline: *walks in*
Inu-kun: *sees Italy handing Emily a piece of chocolate* Madeline!
Madeline: Hm? *sees Emily eating chocolate* O_O
Emily: Mm...it's been awhile since I had any chocolate and/or candy...
Madeline: Everyone! Run!
Everyone (except Emily): *stares at Madeline*
Emily: *looks down...unable to see eyes*
Germany: Why?
Madeline: BECAUSE! EMILY GOES CRAZY WHEN SHE HA-
Emily: * a puff of smoke surrounds her* BWAHAHAHA *looks at everyone with a evil smirk* HEY GUYS~!
Everyone: O_O *runs to the door*
Emily: *Jumps in front of the door...locks it! And...SWALLOWS THE KEY!(?)* You guys aren't going anywhere! THE GAME ISN'T OVER~...it has only BEGUN!
Everyone: O_O
~To be continued...
To bad~! The good stuff was about to begin! BUT! I will need some dares and/or truths from my AWESOME readers. That way, I can do better in the next chapter...because this is my first Hetalia Truth or Dare fic. And terribly, I could have done better... BUT PLEASE! DO REVIEW~ please~