Flavors of Justice
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. All other OCs belong to A. Fox.
Chapter 1: Meet your new Family!
Ted Kord, the inventor, the Blue Beetle, was muttering to himself as he was rolling his inter-dimensional portal machine to a Javelin jet. He grumbled,
"How is that my fault the machine kept malfunctioning like this? It wasn't my fault that Guy and Booster decided to sabotage this machine? It's not!"
He was about to open the Javelin doors when a familiar voice called out,
"Hey, nerd!"
Guy Gardner, one of the many Green Lanterns, laughed,
"Hey, nerd! Putting away your toy!"
Ted turned around, snapping,
"You're the one that spoiled it for me!"
Guy shook his head,
"Hey, how was I supposed to know we'd have kid versions of ourselves running around? (1)
Blue Beetle shook his head,
"Never mind. What are you doing here?"
Guy smirked,
"Well, I've come to help you move, seeing as every girl needs a big strong guy to help them move!"
He cracked up at his joke. Ted shook his head, wishing he could just clock his arrogant friend in the face. He then saw Guy conjure up a hand with his ring and pick up the machine. Blue Beetle got worried,
"Watch it, Gardner! That's fragile!"
Guy shook his head,
"Would you grow up, nerd? I can handle it just fine!"
The Javelin door opened and the machine went in. It seemed to go in smoothly, until there was a loud clanging inside. Blue Beetle went inside and glared murderously at Guy,
"Gardner!"
Guy floated into the Javelin,
"Come on, Nerd! If you ask me, this piece of junk you invented deserves to be in a scrap heap."
Blue Beetle walked to the controls and closed the Javelin door,
"I know it has been a little bothersome, but I am getting it off this station and putting it in a secure storage facility in Metropolis. It won't cause anyone any more harm."
The Javelin was fired up and it took off from the Watchtower. On the way, Guy asked,
"So, nerd…you bang Tigra yet?"
Ted looked at his friend evenly,
"You're just as bad as Booster, you know that?"
Guy folded his hands behind his head and laid back,
"I don't get you, nerd. You've got a chick as hot as Wonder Woman and you aren't banging her."
Ted answered,
"Guy, I have respect for Tigra. She and I are happy and I treat her with respect and dignity. Maybe if you treated some of the women on board Watchtower with a little more respect, they wouldn't be beating you senseless."
Guy laughed,
"Yeah, right. I mean, seriously; does Tigra really lick herself?"
Ted just shook his head, not wanting to go on with the conversation.
At Kord Industries, Metropolis…
Guy and Ted were moving the Inter-dimensional machine into the storage space. This space contained some inventions that were a bit controversial to say the least for the inventor to make. It was not that Ted did not mean any malicious harm in it; it was either Guy or Flash, or some pervert would steal it. For instance, Ted developed a pair of sunglasses that would see on other wavelengths besides normal light. Persiana also helped build it, explaining that, because she was a cat, she could see in total darkness, almost thermal like. The problem was that Ted accidentally created an X-ray mode and there was non-stop chaos after that.
Then there was the invention of spray-can pizza dough. This one got banned after Persiana modified the formula to be super sticky and attacked Miss Marvel with it. Needless to say that Miss Marvel was not pleased and promised to skin her arch-nemesis when she got free. Luckily, it also evaporated quickly.
Ted sighed as he looked at the other inventions after placing his machine in the center of the room. Guy looked at it and kicked the device,
"Piece of junk."
Ted shouted,
"Don't do that, Guy!"
Guy shook his head,
"Whatever. Let's go; I need a beer."
Ted angrily growled and followed him.
Little did either one of them realize that, when Guy kicked the machine, he turned it on. Late at night, the portal activated and out stepped a teen girl with black hair and a black costume with a red 'S' going down the middle. She also had a flowing black cape. She looked around and said,
"Where am I?"
She used her X-ray vision and noticed she was in Metropolis. She instantly squealed and zipped out of the room.
She did not go far when she heard the sounds of someone in distress. She zipped by and saw Clark Kent, the Man of Steel Superman, saving the life of a woman that was nearly beaten and robbed. The police were taking him away and Lois tried to get a comment. Instantly, the mysterious teen girl descended down and she giggled.
Superman and the media were a bit perplexed by the girl arriving. Superman asked,
"Who are you, little girl?"
The mysterious teen girl then uttered the one word that would bring Metropolis to its knees,
"DADDY!"
Next Chapter:
Huh? What is going on? Who is this girl, and is Superman her daddy? Find out more, next chapter!
(1) See Kidding Around