Chapter 1
BPV
"Bella baby wake up!" Charlie cheerfully called from down stairs. He seemed really chipper for 6 am.
"I have a surprise for you!" Charlie called. I shuddered to think what my father considered a surprise. I got up and headed into the shower and then proceeded with my morning routine. About a half hour later I headed down stairs.
"Now I know that you don't think that I have great taste in men but…" Charlie started. oh no! The last man ( if you even considered a sixteen year old native American a man) Charlie set me up with was a complete pervert as well as obsessed freak.
"Dad if this is another pathetic attempt to hook me up with a family friend then you can forge-"
"Bella you haven't been with a man in two years…so I decided to sign you up for the bachelor…their coming to Washington to recruit!" Charlie said. I wondered if my father had lost his mind or something. I hadn't heard anything about a show coming here.
"Charlie I hadn't heard…" I started.
" Just got the call last night…they wanted to have the local police guard everyone, so I decided to make a deal." Wonderful I was part of a bargain.
Going to school I noticed a massive amount fliers around for the show…even for a community college. I found out that everyone was meeting there at 7 am Saturday morning.
"I cant believe your father actually signed you up for that!" my friend Laura said.
"Well he had good intentions." I said.
"Still I would die if my father actually said that to me." Laura said.
" Has there been previews for it yet?" I asked.
"No, I hadn't seen anything yet…but wouldn't it start tonight?" Laura said
" I would guess." I said
I then entered my first class.
EPV
" Man I cant believe that you actually came to me for advice…this is going to be so awesome…having a show in my own back yard!" Emmett whopped. Emmett was my brother
"Emmett its not like I didn't consider other options." I said
"actually I'm kind of relieved….do you know how long its been since you had a girl, I was getting scared man." Emmett said
" Emmett I told you that there was nothing to be scared over!" My cousin Jasper called out. Jasper and Emmett were the producers that came up with the idea of bringing the show to Washington.
"God Emmett any time someone goes with out a girl for a year or more you freak out!" Jasper continued
"Yeah Emmett…we're not all like you…marrying the first girl that you ever saw!" I said. Emmett married his only girlfriend ever…Rosalie Hale.
"Well Jasper and I have to recruit tomorrow and then the camera's arrive Monday…that means we have all Sunday to prepare for the girls arrival." Emmett said.
"Speaking of which…where are they staying?" I asked.
"Oh Emmett and I booked a five star hotel about an hour away in Tacoma ( Their in Port Angelus)…the girls are going to stay there" Jasper said
"man your lucky…what I wouldn't give for…" Emmett started up.
"What you wouldn't give for what Em?" Rose said sarcastically while entering the room.
"Sorry dear…I wont ever think that again." Emmett said.
"You better hope not!" Rose said
"So you and Alice are handling makeup and costumes?" I asked.
"Yeah though its going to be hard knowing what to get until the girls are picked." Rose said half disgusted. Rose knew Emmett well
" Emmett I'm warning you…behave tomorrow." Rose said warningly.
BPV
I arrived at the college Saturday morning to find the place jam packed. There was a line all the way to the entrance just to register or check in. I must of spent three solid hours waiting there. I almost felt like a total idiot just for showing up. I finally checked in and they gave me a number. I then waited for a producer to call me over. I must of waited another four hours just to get called. I was about to leave when the blonde haired producer called me over.
"Good evening…Bella my name is Jasper Whitlock, I'm going to ask you a few questions" The man said.
"Good evening Jasper!" I said
"What is your favorite color?" Jasper asked. It was an odd first question.
"It changes with my mood." I answered. Jasper smiled
" When is your birthday?" Jasper asked.
"September thirteenth." I answered.
"How old are you?" Jasper asked
"19" I answered. Jasper mumbled something that sounded like " Good they're the exact same age…that has to count for something." (Jasper and Emmett are in their early twenties)
"Where do you attend school?"
"Here." I answered
"Do you like classical music?" Jasper asked.
" absolutely." I answered. I had a collection of Classical cd's at home. Jasper looked at me shocked.
"I think that ill pick you…it will definitely be a change up." Jasper said pointing to the area that the selected girls were. All most all of them were blond and almost all of the girls were bimbos. The only ones that wasn't were two brunet girls that I graduated was the class hoe and the other was my friend.. She was one of my only friends in high school…but we had not talked to each other in a few weeks. I headed over to the area.
"Angela?" I asked.
"Bella…what are you doing here!" Angela said
"Charlie signed me up…what about you?" I asked.
"My mother…she practically dragged me down here preaching about wanting grandkids before she was too old to even see them." Angela said
"Really…so how's life been?" I asked
"I'm here so it couldn't of been too good could it!" Angela answered
"That's true…I meant to say how's college." I said.
"Oh its great…I've met a lot of nice people …I'll have to introduce you guys some time
"That's great!" I said.
"and you?" she asked.
"I've met some people as well…I think that you'd like them." I answered
"Okay guys enough chit chat… we need to give you all some information." a curly haired man who's name tag said Emmett called out
" You will be rooming in alphabetical order and for the two girls with the S starting last names you will not be rooming together. Jessica Stanley, you'll be rooming with Jessica Trot and Bella Swan , you'll be rooming with Angela Webber…and directions to the hotel are being handed out as we speak." Emmett said as Jasper handed out the directions.
"This is so exciting!" Angela said.
"I know…but I'm probably going to be the first eliminated." I said gesturing to the sea of blonde bimbos.
"Please Bella…their all plastic…look at Jessica Stanley…your telling me that she naturally went from like a size A to a size D in one year?" Angela countered. Jessica Stanley was the biggest hoe in the senior class. I looked at her as Angela said that. At that point she was wearing shorts that showed her ass, 8in heals and a very low cut belly shirt. Angela was right…she increased like four cup sizes since graduation.
"We have just as much…if not a better chance then any of those Barbie dolls Bella!" Angela said.