I stared at myself in the full length mirror.

Black almoned eyes, beautiful long black hair that fell to my waist in locks, a straight nose and skin as white as snow.

I was beautiful, I slid my right hand down my face, leaving a long deep gash on my right cheek. It didn't matter, it would heal within seconds.

I stared down at my body. Big boobs, small waist and wide hips, slim and muscular and around 175 centimeters tall. I was fucking hot. And I hated it .I so fucking hated it.

Slowly, ever so slowly the hot rage and digust filled my body.

The cut on my cheek closed leaving nothing but a trail of blood behind. I wiped it.

The disgust increased until I couldn't take it anymore. I lifted my right fist and smashed the mirror.

I always considered being pretty was my downfall. Even when I was a child, I had some kind of charisma that made little boys turn red as a tomato and old geezers feel guilty for having nasty thoughts. They never did nothing to me, until I met him.

But that's a story for another time.

I was eighteen and an already retired shinobi. But that would only last for another five minutes, until they arrived.

Those fuckers thought they were so fucking skillful. To be able to track "The Bloddy Widow" was a fucking accomplishment. I couldn't help but smile. Konoha nins sure were getting cocky.

Stupid bastards. I was hoping the Nara boy would at least be a little suspicious.

You really can't expect to narrow down the location of an S classed missing nin that went rouge 6 years ago that easily. I just had to make sure my little bitch betrayed me and they fell right in.

What I have to do for those fucking idiots.

It would all be for the best. It was time I returned home.

It wouldn't take long. Just a couple more minutes, I could feel them 10 miles away. They weren't being stealthy at all. I guess they were trying to catch me before I realised they were here, compensating stealth for time and velocity.

They weren't amateurs, but they sure as hell weren't at my level. Nobody was.

5 seconds.

I felt a knot in my stomach. Fucking nerves.

2 seconds.

I took a deep breath, feeling my face slip into my pokerface.

1 second

I turned to the door. And there was a knock.

Please tell me they didn't think I was that easy to fool. They were disguising their chakra to one of a civilian but still. Really?

Just beacouse of that I decided to play a little with them. I stripped off my clothes, standing only in black lengerie, messed my hair up a little and wet my forehead and chest as if I had just been through a hard workout, if you know what I mean, and went to answer the door.

I opened the door and felt disgusted with both man and women open staring at me. I could almost heard them thinking. So pretty, beautyful, gorgeous, hot, I would totally bang her, etc etc.

I forced a little smile to my face. There in front of me were standing Hatake Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji, Sakura, Ten Ten, Hinata, Shino, Kurenai, Maito Gai, Juugo, Karin, Suigetsu, Sakura and the rest of the gang in all their glory.

There were two little rats that I knew well hiding in the trees a few kilometres away. Idiots, they really thought they could fool me. It made me want to laugh really.

My eyes lingered a little more in sasuke and Itachi, both their eyes blazing with the sharingan and I knew that even with their sharingans activated they wouldn't see it. I was just to fast for them to catch the movement.

Just seeing them from this close made the knot in my stomach tighten.

"May I help you?" I asked in general. I discreetly struck a little sexy pose just for the heck of it. Hips tilted to the right side and upper body leaning a little more forwards, exposing my chest a little better. I think I heard a couple of sighs.

Evetually Tsunade woke up from the trance, cleared her throat and stepped forward. "We have been trying to find you, Uchiha Mizuki" She was using an ominous tone, as if they were actually a threat. So cute, like a kitten hissing at a lion. They were all little kittens. It made me want to kill them.

My smile widened on it own accord.

This sure as hell would be interesting.