Blaine Warbler burst into the Warblers meeting room, hair gel-less and ruffled, with his uniform askew and immediately exploded into song.

"I just had sex
And it felt so good

Kurt put his penis inside me
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when Kurt did it with his penis

Kurt and I did it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest

You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex
Man, Kurt's penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw his dick and the rest

I just had sex
And it felt so good
Kurt put his penis inside me
I wanna tell the world

To be honest
I'm surprised he fit so well inside

I just had sex
And my dreams came true

So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex
And it felt so good

Kurt put his penis inside me
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past"

At the concluding note of the song, Blaine's fellow Warblers engulfed him in a wave of bodies, all of them patting him enthusiastically on the back.

David and Wes moved to a nearby cupboard, taking out a cake that exclaimed in frosting, 'CONGRATS ON THE SEX!" It was red and blue, with green patches in between.

"Is that…mould?" Blaine asked, rather amused

"Uh…we've had it for a while. I guess it could be mould." Wes acknowledged with a grin.

"So was it as good as you expected?" David enquired eagerly.

"Even better! It was amazing. It's hard to believe we were both first-timers. He fit so well."

"How did it happen?"

"Well, we were grocery shopping, getting ingredients for fruit parfait, when, BAM! It suddenly just hit both of us. At the same time! So, we discarded our shopping trolleys in the middle of aisle six and sped to my empty house. We didn't even make it up to my bedroom. We had to do it on the living-room couch. Of course, afterwards I had to discard all of the couch cushions, to get rid of the evidence. Also, there's a chance that Kurt may have gotten me pregnant. We had no time to stop in to buy protection and neither of us had any on us."

"Blaine…you do know that men can't get pregnant, don't you?" Wes asked, incredulously.

"Yeah, I knew that. I am a frequent user of Google, so I know these things. I also know that I'm a teenage boy, not a man."

"Let me rephrase that. You do know that human males can't get pregnant, don't you?"

"Oh. No, I didn't know that. I guess Google isn't as reliable as I thought. Kurt and I will just have to adopt."

Every single Warbler (except Blaine, of course) smacked their heads and sighed. Blaine was such a child sometimes. It was adorable, but exasperating."

Blaine suddenly shivered violently, two seconds after which his phone vibrated.

"Hi, Kurt. You felt it, too? I'm coming!"

And without another word, Blaine rushed out of Dalton.