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Author's Note: I thought of this ages ago, never could write it. Well here's my attempt!
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Attack of the Weasley's ZZZZ "The war is over!""Your point, Albus?"
"Come on Severus. Everyone is taking a vacation, courtesy of the Ministry."
"I'm going nowhere the Ministry has organised! They probably set a trap – under the pretence of giving all the Order members a free vacation. No! I refuse!" Severus was adamant.
'Ah, is that why?" Dumbledore asked.
"Yes!" Severus crossed his arms over his chest, confident of his excuse.
"Is that the only reason?"
"Yes," Severus raised an eyebrow. A good excuse should never be followed by a bad one.
"Well then," Dumbledore clapped his hands together, "It's non valid!"
"What do you mean by that?" Severus snarled. "It's a perfectly vaild reason for not wanting to go away on some Ministry trip!"
"The Ministry is only funding it. I never said they were organising it. They left that to me. And don't worry, it's not like I'm sending every Order member to the same place at the same time!"
Severus glared at him. "You are a conniving old man, do you know that?"
"Why thank you!"
"… Fine! Whatever! I don't bloody well care. Send me wherever. Just stop bloody smiling at me all the time… And I'm not going anywhere until summer vacation!"
Severus got up and left the office with Dumbledore still smiling after him.
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