Mistletoe Madness – A Buchou's Nightmare

Prologue

"Settle down! Settle down everyone!" the girl standing at the top of the room shouted, "The session shall begin now." She shouted as her eyes scanned the small meeting room. Girls from around the region had gathered today for a very important meeting that they took seriously. Every year the same meeting had taken place with them finalizing a strategy and every year they had failed, but this year they were determined.

"Settle down! The meeting shall begin now." Seiichiro Yumi announced as she crossed her arms watching the girls. "Minako please take notes." She ordered a young girl standing next to her with a notepad and pen. "The council of girls love for Buchous shall be in session now."

The twenty four girls sitting in the room together remained quiet and put all their focus onto their leader that stood there with her chin in hand.

"School will break for Christmas holiday soon and we need to make sure that this year we get all the captains of the tennis clubs." She said with determination. "Keiko from Hyotei, do you have the objects in your possession."

"Yes Yumi-san!" Keiko stood up saluting, "With the money that we have collected; I have in my possession 174 mistletoes to be distributed amongst the six target schools during this week."

"I see." Yumi said with a flip of her hair. "Please name schools and their targets, Sai."

Sai stood up and saluted, "Yes, leader." She said in a voice filled with loyalty. She pulled out a paper from her file and began reading:

"Tazuka Kunimitisu - Seigaku

Atobe Keigo – Hyotei Gakuen

Sanada Genichirou because Yukimura Seiichi is in the hospital – Rikkai Dai

And so on… "

"Who is the first target?" Yumi asked.

"Tezuka Kunimitsu." Sai answered as she pulled out a huge bulk of paper from a bag, "These are facts of how he spends his days and full class and tennis schedule." She announced.

"Very well…" Yumi nodded in satisfaction. "Let us proceed to Tezuka."

"Yes!" They all shouted agreeing in unison.

"With this said the council of girls love for Buchous is in recession." Yumi said, "Let us proceed with our plan."

Authors Note: On a serious note – I think I might have been high on something when I wrote this. This idea popped into my mind when I was contemplating suicide as I sat in one of my long overdue classes. Anyhow, do enjoy this crack fic as I would like to call.