~*Picklepaw's Warrior Spoofs*~
"Hello, everyone and welcome to our show!" Quailfeather announced.
"Hiyyyyyyaaaa everyyyyboooodyyyyyyy!" Littlepaw squealed.
"Sorry, Littlepaw is just a little bit excited." Quailfeather muttered, giving Littlepaw a look.
"I want tacos." Littlepaw whined.
"NOT NOW ! WERE DOING A SHOW!" Quailfeather growled.
Littlepaw nodded and got in front of the camera. "Doo youu see my toungee?" She asked, licking the camera.
"STOP THAT NOWW!" Quailfeather snarled, pouncing onto Littlepaw.
"AHHH you can't fight someone whos in your own clann!" Littlepaw complained.
"YOUR not in MY clan you little pest! Picklepaw made us be partners!" Quailfeather snarled harshly.
"...Picklepaw..." Littlepaw giggled.
"Whats so funny?" Picklepaw screamed.
"Your face." Quailfeather murmered, matter-of-factly.
"YOUR NAMEE!" Littlepaw laughed.
"EXCUSE ME. I control you two so you better stop making fun of me!" Picklepaw yelled.
"You can't control me!" Quailfeather protested.
"Mmhmmm.." Picklepaw said, smiling evily.
Quailfeather starts doing the tango with Littlepaw.
"AHHH HOW DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?" Quailfeather yelled.
"I control you." Picklepaw repeated.
"Can I eat a pickle?" Littlepaw asked, smiling broadly.
"Sure, why not?" Picklepaw shrugged, handing over a pickle.
"!" Littlepaw screamed, eating the whole pickle in one bite.
"Um." Quailfeather said, sighing.
"Whats wrong Quailyy?" Picklepaw asked. "Tired of us already?"
"NEVER!" Quailfeather screeched and started to hug Littlepaw.
"HOW DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?" Quailfeather groaned trying to get off of Littlepaw, who was smiling happily.
"I control you." Picklepaw repeated once again.
Littlepaw squealed, "QUAILY LOVES MEEE!"
"NO I DONT your a little selfish tiny jerk who knows NUTTIN! NUTTIN AT ALL!" Quailfeather screeched.
Silence.
Littlepaw farts.
"WHAT THE *&(*&#*#?" Both Quailfeather and Picklepaw yell.
"Hehe. I love you Qualiy." Littlepaw giggled. "That was my Mother's Day gift for you."
"B-but..Im not even a mother? Im a tom!" Quailfeather yelled.
"You scream like one." Picklepaw said rolling her eyes.
Quailfeather groaned and stomped away.
"He love me? Si?" Littlepaw asked.
"Yes he loves you dearly, Littlepaw." Picklepaw sighed. "Guess we'll get a new show host. Well, see ya later everyone. Thanks for watching...er...reading!"
"Si! Si! Gracias por mirar! Si revisa, se obtiene un nuevo tiró un pedo en tacos!" Littlepaw pronounced.
"OKAY WHO PUT HER IN SPANISH MODE?" Picklepaw yelled.
[[Authors Note: Littlepaw said..."Thanks for watching! If you review, you get a fresh farted on taco!" Btw, sorry its not that funny. Chapter 1, i'll try to make it real funny! Thanks for reading!]]