Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid.
A/N: I basically love all of the yuri pairings for this fandom...
I need to make a fic with these two having better interaction that doesn't involve alcohol or anything like that...really...and it'll be longer, too...
Once again, Yowane Haku was drunk, and whenever she was drunk, she usually ended up doing things she would later regret.
Almost falling over twice as she staggered over to the phone, Yowane snatched up the receiver and began punching in buttons. It took her a few tries, but eventually she got in Miku Hatsune's phone number. A lazy smile formed on the silver-haired vocaloid's lips as she waited for Miku to answer. She took another sip of alcohol, and belched loudly. A bright-red coloring formed on her cheeks.
Finally, after almost a minute, Miku's sweet, sweet sing-song voice spoke up on the other line. "...Hello? This is Miku Hatsune..."
"H...H...HEY, MIKU-CHAAAAN!!!" Yowane shouted for no reason, leaning herself up against the wall for support.
Miku was silent for a moment. "...Is that you, Yowane-chan?"
"Y...Yeah, it's ME, ya little bitch!!!" Yowane snarled.
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah! Yeah! I called ya a 'bitch', because that's what you are...ya bitch!!! Thinkin' yer so much better than me, with that pretty little voice of yours...bitch!!!"
Miku sighed. "You're drunk right now, aren't you, Yowane-chan? You always talk with some weird accent like this whenever you're drunk..."
"So what if I'm drunk, bitch?!! That...that don't change what I think about you!!! You're...you're...you're mean, ya know that?!! You're a big ol' meanie...bitchy bitch!!!"
"...Yowane-chan, you really shouldn't drink so much...it's not healthy..."
"Hey, I drink...I drink...I drink 'cause of you! It's 'cause of you that I'm always so sad, so lonely, so...so unloved!! It's because you're so much better at singin' than me!!! Always!!! Always a step above me!! It's...it's not fair, ya know...bitch?!! I...I wanted to be a star!!! I wanted to be loved by millions!!!"
"Yowane-chan...I'm sorry you're upset, but...we've already been married for almost 3 years now, and you really should have gotten over it by then. Look, I'll make it up to you when I get back home from work tonight, okay, sweetie...? I'll pick up some of that whip-cream you like, too..."
Yowane pondered on this offer. "Will there be...sexy lingerie?"
"But of course!!"
"...Fine. See you tonight, honey...bitch!!!" And with that, Yowane hung up the phone, and she collapsed onto the floor.
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As Miku shoved her own cellphone back into her pocket, she smiled and shook her head. 'God...she can be SO cute sometimes...'