Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and any characters within the anime/manga.
"Hello, hello! Welcome to the Question Game, I am Tsuki and I will be your host for this thing... or show. I thank you all for watching and I hope you enjoy!" A petite girl with pale, blonde hair and shining hazel eyes stepped into the center stage, in front of all the Naruto characters.
"Let us go dattebayo! No one here likes or wants to play this stupid game and I need to go get ramen!" Naruto yelled at Tsuki, glaring and trying to remove the rope that has been keeping him from escaping.
Tsuki scoffed, "Shut up Naruto!" she glared at the said boy, before turning back towards the audience, "As you all can see, I have here with me, all of the Naruto characters! In this show, they will be answering several questions and by the end of this series, we will know all of they're secrets!" Tsuki grinned cheekily and clapped her hands together.
Then, a certain red head, kazekage growled in annoyance, "Let. Us. Go. Or. I'll kill you. With my. Sand. Coffin" He glared at the host and was about to get his sand out of his gourd, but then suddenly realised... that no one would want to see him kill the host of this beloved show in live television.
Their host and went up to Gaara and hit him on the head, laughing, "Now, now Gaa-kun! Don't be mean, otherwise, I'll tell everyone your biggest secret." Tsuki grinned evily and went back to the center of the stage, not bothered waiting for the kazekage's response.
"Hey you! Tsuki! Let us go or I'll use my inhuman strength on you and no will heal you after my hits!" Sakura, the pink haired girl, quickly jumped towards her, but sadly failed as she fell over and smashed her face on the floor.
"Ooh! That's gotta hurt," Tsuki scrunched her nose, thinking about how much it hurt, but then acted cheerfuly, "Anyways! Thank you for watching this episode... well this isn't really an episode, so thank you for watching this little preview on what this show will be like! Please stay tuned and wait for the next episode to be shown, otherwise your precious Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, Neji and everyone else will die a very slow and painful death, it will feel like nothing that they can ever imagine! Bye bye now! Oh! And for watching this evryone gets three cookies each!" Tsuki smiled at the audience and then quickly left the stage, instructing the characters to stay there until the next episode finishes.