Momma Loves You, Seriously
Summary: One day after escaping from Amy in Station Square, Sonic encounters a pretty female hedgehog named Tammy, and pretty soon, they end up becoming a couple. At first, things go very well for them until Tammy decides to introduce Sonic to her single mother Laurie, who soon falls in love with her daughter's boyfriend. Now Sonic finds himself in an awkward love triangle as Tammy's mother begins vying for his affections, much to Tammy's dismay.
Disclaimer: All rights to the Sonic series belong to SEGA and SONIC TEAM, no copyright allowed.
Note: The OCs in this story are owned by me.
Chapter 1
"Ahh, what a perfect day, the sun is shining, and the birds are chirping, just so peaceful and relaxing." Sonic said as he walked down the sidewalk in Station Square, admiring the sights.
Today, it seemed as if nothing in the world would screw up Sonic's perfect morning, nothing at all. But of course he may be proved wrong soon enough.
"SONIC." called none other than Amy Rose, otherwise known as Sonic's biggest fan, and self-proclaimed girlfriend, whom was heading straight towards him.
"Aw man, not again." Sonic said before he took off running.
"Wait, don't run away." Amy said.
Pretty soon, Sonic was doing the best he could to escape from the lovestruck hedgehog girl.
"Geez, this is getting old." Sonic complained.
"Sonic, why won't you stop running, I only want to love you." Amy called out.
I have told you a million times in a row that I don't like you as more than a friend, that's it." Sonic told her.
"You're just too shy to admit it." Amy said.
"I am not shy around you, I never have been, and I never will be." Sonic retorted.
"You're so cute when you play hard to get." Amy said giggling.
"God, this is ridiculous, I need to lose her as soon as possible, nothing that a little super speed can't fix ." Sonic said.
And suddenly, like a speeding missile, Sonic dashed off into the distance, leaving Amy engulfed in a large dust cloud.
"So long crazy girl." Sonic taunted.
"SONIC (cough) , YOU CAN'T (cough) RUN FROM ME FOREVER, YOU WILL (cough) BE MINE EVENTUALLY." Amy yelled out to him.
Later on at the park...
"Man, that was close, Amy just doesn't give up that easy, I wish she would just leave me alone, this constant chasing is getting on my last nerve." Sonic said to himself.
But as he walked along the path in the park, he soon saw a female hedgehog up ahead, sitting on a bench by herself. From what Sonic could see, her fur was blue like his, but she was sky blue. Her quills were shaped just like Sonic's, only they were shorter and more curved down than his. She also had a large tuff of hair which fell over one of her eyes, which were golden yellow. Her attire consisted of an orange v-neck shirt, which exposed her cleavage, a pair of thigh level blue jean shorts, red eyeshadow on her eyelids, and green high heeled shoes. She was currently busy reading a novel of sorts, but Sonic was so far away that he couldn't see it, also because he was distracted by how beautiful she looked.
"Wow, she's really pretty, man I gotta meet her, but I don't know if she'll want to talk to me, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try." Sonic said.
Taking a deep breath, Sonic began walking towards her, trying the best he could to stay confident.
"Come on Sonic, you can do it, stay calm, don't lose your cool, everything will be just fine." Sonic said.
The moment he reached her, he froze up.
The hedgehog girl looked up from her novel to face him. She then smiled at him.
"Hi there, my name is Tammy." She greeted.
"Uh hi Tammy, I'm, I'm uh, I'm Sssss, I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog." He replied.
"It's nice to meet you Sonic, it's a beautiful day isn't it." Tammy said.
"Yeah, it sure is, I really like it." Sonic said.
"Would you like to sit next to me?" Tammy asked patting the bench with her hand, gesturing for him to sit with her.
"Sure." Sonic said as he sat next to her.
"Hmm, you look tense." Tammy said.
"Tell me about it, I just got done escaping from a lovesick hedgehog girl." Sonic said.
"Really, who was it?" Tammy asked.
"She's this pink hedgehog named Amy Rose. Ever since we first met, she's been under the assumption that me and her are a couple, which I know we're not, but she just won't accept it. Every single time she sees me somewhere, she always chases after me, luckily I'm always able to escape from her."
"That's just weird, I don't know why she would swoon that much over someone as cute as you."
"That's exactly what I-, what did you say?"
"You heard me, I think you're cute."
"Aww you're just saying that."
"No I really mean it, you look sexy."
"Well, I get that from a lot of girls I meet, not including Amy."
"So, do you have a girlfriend by any chance?"
"Uh no, some girls have asked me to be their boyfriend, but I've turned them all down, so I don't have a girlfriend."
"Well then, if you must know, I do happen to be single, if you know what I'm talking about."
"Yeah, I know what you're talking about."
"In that case, how about this!" Tammy said flirtatiously as she grasped his face in her hands and pulled him forward until her lips were touching his in a kiss. Sonic's eyes were wide with shock at first, but he eventually closed them as he melted into the kiss, wrapping his arms around Tammy's waist while she wrapped hers around his neck. Tammy's tongue entered into Sonic's mouth, where it played with his own tongue,mixing her saliva with his, enjoying his taste as much as he enjoyed her own. They continued kissing for several minutes until they broke apart for air.
"How was that cutie?"
"Oh my god, what a kiss!"
"I'm glad you liked it."
"I know, I've never been kissed like that before, you surprised me."
" Anyway, I gotta get home now, my mom's waiting for me."
"So you live with your mom, is she nice?"
"Of course she is sweetums, I'd love to introduce you to her sometime, but right now I have to go, so I'll see you later okay."
"Sure thing, hey wait, I don't have your number."
"Oops, silly me, I almost forgot." Tammy said reaching into her pocket and pulling out a card with her cellphone and homephone numbers on it along with her home address. She then gave it to Sonic.
"Bye-bye baby."
"Bye Tammy."
The sooner she was gone, Sonic jumped up off the bench, filled with happiness and joy over getting a girlfriend.
"WHOO HOO, YEAH ALRIGHT, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND,AWESOME." Sonic said before dashing off in the opposite direction.
It was now official, Sonic was in love.
Later back at Sonic's place...
"Whoa, seriously, you got a girlfriend?" Silver asked.
"Yep, I sure am lucky."
"I didn't know you and Amy finally got together." Knuckles said.
"What no, I'm not talking about Amy you Knucklehead, I'm talking about another girl."
"Sally?"
"Knuckles,if you say anything stupid like that again, I will hit you with a frying pan."
"Just ignore him, tell us about this girl you met?" Shadow asked.
"Well, she's a female hedgehog, she's very kind, cheerful, and polite. She's extremely beautiful, with a face that makes my heart beat with passion. Her eyes are a sparkling golden yellow, her fur is sky blue, and her lips are as soft as marshmallows."
"What are her breasts like?" Shadow asked.
"Her breasts are like-, wait a minute, shut up Shadow, that's perverted."
"Sorry man, just curious".
"Whatever!."
"So, what's her name and where did you meet her at?"
"Her name's Tammy, I first met her at the park after I escaped from Amy."
"Now you said that her lips are as soft as marshmallows, right?"
"Yeah."
Then that means you kissed her!"
"Yes, we kissed, and I liked it."
"Whoa, you got a kiss from a hot girl, you are lucky pal." Silver said.
"I know I am, she really likes me, and I really like her."
Suddenly, his cell phone rang. He then answered it.
"Hello, what's up?"
"Hi Sonikuu." said a female voice.
"Amy, get off the phone." Sonic demanded.
"Is that anyway to talk to your girlfriend?"
"You're not my girlfriend!"
"So, you wanna go out for dinner tonight, I'm buying?"
"No, stop messing with me, this is the eight hundreth time you've called me, I'm tired of it."
"I just like talking to you Sonikuu."
"Stop calling me Sonikuu, I hate that, and more importantly I've already got a girlfriend, which isn't you."
"YOU'RE SEEING ANOTHER GIRL BEHIND MY BACK, WHO IS SHE, I'LL STRANGLE HER TO DEATH."
"HER NAME IS TAMMY, AND DON'T YOU DARE THREATEN HER!"
"You better end it or else I will!"
"I'm warning you Amy, don't interfere in my relationship, or so help me I will drop you in the amazon and let the pirhannas eat you alive!"
Afterwards he hung up.
"God, that Amy is driving me nuts, I wish she'd stop meddling in my life, she is just so annoying that everytime I see her, I want to stab my head with a butcher knife until I'm dead."
"That stalker just doesn't know when to give it up."
Sonic's cellphone rang again.
"It better not be Amy again." Sonic muttered as he answered it again.
"Hello?"
"Hey baby, it's Tammy." said a voice over the phone.
"Hey what's up honey?"
"Nothing much, just sitting in my room thinking about you and whatnot."
"That's nice, because I was thinking about you too Tammy."
"Aw you're so sweet baby"
"I know, after all you are my girlfriend."
"You sound so cute when you're affectionate."
"I just love to hear your pretty voice over the- Hey!" Sonic said when Shadow snatched his phone away.
"Hey Tammy, this is Sonic's friend Shadow, he's told me everything about you, but I need to know one thing, what are your breasts like?" Shadow said into the phone.
"Excuse me, what was that?"
"I said what are your- OW." Shadow said before Sonic smacked him in the head.
"Gimme my phone back you idiot, what's the matter with you!"
"You'll have to excuse my friend Shadow, he's a big loudmouth pervert who mostly likes girls for their bodies."
"Please don't remind me, my friend Tina acts the same way around guys."
"Nuh-uh, I don't act like that!" said another girl voice.
"Don't gimme that you lying cat, you practically drool over every cute guy you see, plus you fantasize about sleeping with them."
"Oh yeah, like you think I don't know you fantasize about being naked in bed with Sonic, yeah that's right I said it, and I'm pretty sure your precious boyfriend heard it too."
"I specifically told you not to say that out loud, especially if I'm on the phone with my boyfriend."
"I felt that he should know how much you think of him, and this proves it."
"Okay, with that off the subject, I was just wondering if you would like to meet at the mall tomorrow for a little lunch date." Tammy suggested.
" Yeah, I'd like that. That would be very nice." Sonic said.
"Okay, how about we meet at 11:30, I'll be waiting at the main entrance, make sure you won't be late."
"It's a date."
"Alright, well I gotta go, bye sweetie." Tammy said before hanging up.
"Bye Tammy." Sonic replied hanging up as well.
"Well my friend, I must say that you have found yourself a great girlfriend." Tails said.
"Yes Tails, I do believe that I have."
Later the next day...
Sonic ran all the way to the Station Square, where he found Tammy waiting for him. The only problem was there was another male hedgehog trying to hit on her, and from what Sonic could see, Tammy wasn't pleased with it, nor was Sonic himself.
"Incase you don't have a brain, I happen to be expecting someone, and it's not you." Tammy said.
"Come on girl, just ditch the guy you're waiting for and we can go back to my place for some privacy."the hedgehog suggested.
"I would rather burn myself alive than go out with a pervert, besides I don't even know you."
"The name's Mike, and one night in bed with me will make you a changed woman." He said trying to grab her arm, but then she slapped him.
"Don't touch me you idiot."
"Maybe a kiss will change your mind."
But before he could do anything else, Sonic stepped in front of him.
"Back off, the girl's with me." Sonic said defensively.
But Mike just shoved him aside.
"Stay out of my way loser, she's mine."
Mike tried to make a grab for Tammy, but Sonic suddenly grabbed him by the throat and lifted him off the ground.
"Maybe I wasn't clear on what I said. I said back off, and if you ever mess with my girlfriend again, I'll throw you in a shark tank, got it."
Mike just nodded in response.
"That's better, now beat it." Sonic said dropping him to the ground.
After Mike ran off, Sonic then tended to his girlfriend.
"Are you alright Tammy?"
"I am now that you're here." She replied.
"Where did that guy come from?"
"Really I don't know, I was just out here waiting for you when he came up to me and tried to make a pass at me."
"Well if he ever comes around you again, I'll beat him to oblivion."
"Aw you're so sweet."Tammy said kissing him.
"Hey, save the kissing for later."
"Silly me, I can't help it, you're just so fun to kiss."
"Believe me, I've heard that from plenty of girls that have kissed me for helping them."
"Besides kissing you, have any girls ever french kissed you?"
"Uh well, I've pretty much gotten french kissed by all of them."
"I guess they can't resist your mouth."
"Nope."
"Anyways, let's go inside."
Later inside the mall...
"That was some great food, wouldn't you agree Tammy?" Sonic asked after having eaten some pasta from an italian restaurant in the mall.
"Yes I did, it was delicious." Tammy replied.
"I think this is a wonderful date."
"So anyways, there's something I wanna know about you."
"Sure, go ahead."
"What is your mom like?"
"Well, her name is Laurie, she's really cheerful, very social, and in some cases, she's a bit of an airhead. She has a huge obsession with guys, she even gets excited when she sees a guy."
"She sounds like a pretty fun mother."
"She is, but just to be honest, this may sound crazy, she seems to be interested in guys younger than her."
"Nooo."
"I'm serious, she likes younger guys, and that's not a lie."
"This is surprising."
"You wanna see what she looks like, I got her picture on my phone."
Tammy pulled out her cellphone and opened her photo gallery. She then showed her mom's picture to Sonic.
Sonic gasped as he saw an adult female hedgehog smiling in the picture. She looked a lot like Tammy, only more older and more mature looking.
"Wow, she's really pretty, I see where you get your good looks from."
Tammy just blushed with shyness.
"Aww, you're so sweet."
"So, are you really serious about the fact that your mom likes younger guys,just being curious?"
"No doubt about it, most of my boyfriends have often dumped me just so they can date her."
"Well you don't have to worry babe, I'll never leave you for your mother."
"Thank you sweetie."
"No problem."
"Would you like to meet her?"
"Yeah, of course,I'd like that."
4 minutes later...
Sonic and Tammy were currently walking down the sidewalk while holding hands together.
"So uh, how long has your mom been single?" Sonic asked.
"For a very long time. Ever since my dad left her for someone else, she's been single for years. Lots of guys have tried hitting on her, but she rejected them all because they only want her for one thing. So it was at that point that she started liking younger guys." Tammy said.
"So let me guess, each time you brought guys over to your home, your mom would always hit on them when given the chance right?"
"Yes, she would flirt with them either in front of me, or when I'm not in the living room. But not only that, she even kisses them, and she uses her tongue also, it's just really annoying."
"Well if she does do that to me, nothing will change between you and me."
"You mean it?"
"Yep, I adore you too much to leave you for your mom, even though she is attractive."
"You're the best boyfriend I've ever had Sonic."
"Aww gosh."
"Well we're here."
They soon arrived at a house which was 3 stories high. It was white with two windows on the front, back, and both sides of the house. It also had a black roof.
"This is my house Sonic, I'm pretty sure my mom's in the living room, so that way you'll be able to meet her. But I should warn you though, she might hug you the moment she sees you."
"I'm willing to take it."
Tammy then pulled out her house keys from her pocket and unlocked the door. They walked in, only to see that Laurie wasn't in the living room like they thought she would be.
"Mom I'm back, I brought someone home that I want you to meet." Tammy called out.
"Is it that blue hedgehog you told me about?" asked a female voice from upstairs.
"Yes mom, just don't get too excited when you see him."
"Oooohhhh, this sounds interesting, I'll be right down."
"Get ready Sonic, here she comes."
"I'm fully prepared."
Soon, footsteps were heard as Tammy's mother came down the stairs. Sonic gasped with surprise and widened his eyes in shock the moment he caught sight of Laurie when she made it downstairs. She was far more attractive in person than she was in the picture. She was clad in a yellow buttoned up shirt,which was open at the top. But Sonic paid no attention to her chest area, as he mostly looked her up and down from top to bottom. She was also wearing some blue jean shorts, which like Tammy's, were also up to her thighs,some red high heels, and some purple eyeshadow on her eyes.
"Mom, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Sonic, and Sonic, meet my mom Laurie." Tammy introduced them.
"Hmm, I must say that it's nice to finally meet you Sonic. My daughter has told me so much about you." said Laurie.
"It's nice to meet you too. Please forgive me for my nervousness, I've just never been around a woman as pretty as you." Sonic said shyly.
"Oooh, you look so cute that I just wanna hug you."
"Aw mom, please not again, it's embarrassing." Tammy complained.
"Oh don't fret honey, it's just one hug."
"No really, you don't have to hug me, it's okay."
But Sonic was too late. Laurie wasted no time in grabbing him into a big tight hug.
"You are so sweet and sensitive, I feel like holding you forever."
"Mom stop it."
"Why, he's just so cuddly and adorable."
"You really should stop hugging him mom."
"What's the matter, are you jealous?"
"No, because you're suffocating him with your cleavage."
Laurie looked down and gasped with shock as she noticed Sonic's face was pushed in between her breasts, while the young male hedgehog was struggling to pull away.
"Oopsie, sorry about that, silly me, hehehehe." said Laurie while giggling.
Afterwards, she let Sonic go, allowing him to breathe.
"It (gasp) okay, you were just (gasp) being kind, it's no problem (gasp) at all." said Sonic while gasping for air.
"You'll have to excuse me, I just can't help getting excited everytime I meet a guy that my daughter brings home."
"Well anyway, I'm a little tired, so I'm gonna go take a nice relaxing nap. Feel free to get to know each other. And mom, I beg of you, please don't try anything with Sonic, please." said Tammy before she headed upstairs to her room.
"Don't worry, I won't." said Laurie.
"Not until she's gone that is, then blue boy will be all mine." she thought.
"So Sonic, why don't we sit down on the couch and talk for a while."
"Sure, that's just fine."
The two hedgehogs went over to the couch and sat down, with Sonic sitting away from Laurie.
"Hey silly, why are you sitting so far away from me?"
"Tammy told me about how you always flirted with every one of her boyfriends, not only that, you've even kissed them."
"Oh come on, don't be scared, just come over to me, I won't bite."
"I'm better off over here."
"Just come a little closer, please?"
"Well, I don't know."
"Please, I really wanna get to know you more."
"I guess it wouldn't be too bad."
Sonic slowly scooted closer to her until he was only four inches away from her, hoping she wouldn't get any closer.
"So, since this is my first time meeting, what do you do for a living?" asked Laurie.
"I mostly spend time going for morning walks and runs, I have super speed, I can run at great distances and velocity."
"Nice, really nice."
"Tammy told me a lot about you, she said you're a bit of an airhead."
"She's right, I am a little airheaded, but hey, what can I say, I am who I am."
"And I might feel guilty for saying this, but Tammy also told me about your husband leaving you for another woman, no offense."
"None taken, and to tell the truth, he wasn't even worth living with. Don't get me wrong though, he was very good and loving to me and Tammy, he loved us equally. The only way I found out that he was cheating on me was when I saw him kissing some female echidna at the mall. So I divorced him and he left."
"And you haven't met anyone else yet?"
"Of course I have. I've mostly met guys who would often make passes at me."
"You didn't like them the way they like you?"
"Heck no, they were too perverted and selfish, I wouldn't go out with a guy who only wants me for one thing, it would just be digusting."
"You're lucky you don't know anyone who constantly stalks and chases you no matter where you go."
"I suppose you have that problem Sonic?"
"Yes, there's a pink female hedgehog named Amy Rose. She's infatuated with me, and she chases me everywhere I go. I'm tired of it, I wish she would just leave me alone and move on already."
"She sounds like someone I wouldn't like."
"So anyways, why did you start liking younger guys?"
"Oh, hehehehe, well you see, younger guys are more easy to be with. Guys like you are more fun and outgoing, and they know how to treat me respectfully."
"I see why most of your daugther's boyfriends have often dumped her to date you."
"They can't help it, there practically drawn to me, just like how I'm drawn to them."
"Don't you think that it's a little weird dating guys who are several years younger than you?"
"Maybe a little, but not a lot."
"Have you ever dated them to the point where you slept with-"
"Oh no, no no no no, nothing like that, though I have came close a few times, I managed to stop myself at the last minute."
"And let me guess, you dumped them after that."
"Sort of, even when they tell me they love me. Besides, I do love them, but not enough to get intimate with them."
"So, you like to take things slowly?"
"Exactly."
"Good, that's very good, I'm glad that you're able to set things straight. I mean, a beautiful attractive woman like yourself is obviously quite a sight to look at for some guys."
"Really, well I think I've found myself a potential love interest." said Laurie in a flirtatious tone.
"Really, who is it?"
She suddenly grasped his hand in hers and pulled him closer.
"It's you sweetie."
Sonic soon felt himself tense up with shock and fear.
"Wha wha wha, what did you say?" he asked nervously.
"You heard me babe, I like you a lot, you're more cuter than any younger guy I've ever seen."
"This must be some kind of mistake, because-"
Laurie soon cupped Sonic's face in her other hand and pulled it closer to hers.
"It's okay, don't worry, you'll be fine."
Afterwards, she locked her lips with his in a rather passionate kiss, and wrapped her arm around him. Sonic's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates, here he was being kissed by his girlfriend's mother while Tammy herself was upstairs sleeping. Strangely, he felt himself melting into the kiss, as he suddenly wrapped his own arms around her. When he felt her tongue enter into his mouth, he soon came back to his senses and realized what was happening. As a result, he pulled away.
"Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute, what was that for?"
"Oh come on Sonic, you know you like me, you said you found me beautiful and attractive."
"I only said that as a compliment, it didn't really mean I liked you."
"Sweetie, don't fight it, you know you want me."
"But I'm dating your daughter, this would just make things awkward." said Sonic as he scooted away from her.
"Awww, what's the matter baby, are you too shy around me?" asked Laurie as she crawled over to him.
"No no, it's not that."
Pretty soon, she was on top of him at the end of the couch.
"Then what's the problem?"
"I really do like Tammy, and if she saw you trying to seduce me, she would probably get the wrong idea."
"Oh Sonic, I sure she wouldn't mind."
"Oh yes I would."
The two hedgehogs turned their heads to notice Tammy standing at the bottom of the of the staircase, watching them with her arms crossed and an annoyed look on her face.
"Oh hey babe, I'm glad that you're awake." greeted Sonic as he slid out from under Laurie and stood up.
"Mom, why do you always have to hit on every guy I bring home?"
"Can you blame me, I couldn't help myself. To tell the truth, I actually fell in love with this hedgehog the very moment I laid eyes on him."
"Ugh, Mom, sometimes you are so full of it."
"Lighten up, I have needs and desires too. Besides, I know that I'll be having some great fantasies and dreams after meeting him."
"Hey uh Sonic, is it okay if we go to your place for awhile, perhaps I might get to meet your friends."
"Sure, but watch out for Shadow when you meet him, he's a pervert, so he may say or try to do things to you."
"I'll risk it."
"Anyway, it was nice meeting you Mrs. Hedgehog."
"Please, just call me Laurie."
"O...kay, let's go now Sonic."
With that, Tammy and Sonic headed out the door, closing it soon after.
"Oh my god, he is so darn sexy, I gonna have a lot of fun dreaming about him, hehehehehe." said Laurie as she giggled like a little school girl.
Finally, I finished Chapter 1.
I know some of you may find this a little weird.
For one thing, I can't even imagine having a pretty girlfriend who's mother is attracted to me.
It would just be too awkward for me to handle.
Anyway, there will be more chapters coming soon. But not right away.
I hope you find it funny at some point.
See ya later.
