Ahem, as I said up there (look up)
This is an interview and I need questions, no matter what even if the question is
"What does Hidan think of toothpaste?" I have an idea for that!
This involves the Akatsuki, if anyone has a request of a certain character feel free to ask ^^
Anyways, to the toothpaste question :D
Oh, and if people want it to be an real interview or more like a story version, tell me!
I sat in the room alone with Hidan from the Akatsuki. I was able to get n interview, after offering Kakuzu some money he made him do the interview.
"*cough* I would like to ask you a question." I said with a smile, he growled at me.
"Hurry the fuck up so I can leave and find someone to sacrifice." He said and then narrowed his eyes at me and grinned.
"Don't even think about it." I growled and he grunted and pouted.
"As I was saying, I have a question and you have to answer truthfully." I said and he glared at me.
"Just ask the fucking question!" he said and I nodded with a very serious face.
"What do you think of toothpaste?"
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"What kind of fucking question is that?!" he roared getting up ad glaring at me with big demon eyes.
"Well, the readers want to know." I sad and blinked at him.
"It a fucking question about fucking toothpaste! What kind of readers do you fucking have?!" he shouted at me and I put a finger to my chin thinking.
"Good ones since they're reading what I write." I said and winked at the readers that are reading now.
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"You're fucking insane, you know that?" he asked me and I sighed nodded.
"Tell me something I don't know, anyways, answer my question." I said and held a pen to the clip board and paper I had along with the tape on the table to get every word on tape for later and as blackmailing proof *wink, wink*
"I don't fucking like it." He said and I blinked surprised I got an answer from him.
"Why not?" I asked him and he glared at me as he seemed to remember something.
"It makes the taste of blood disappear after I brush my fucking teeth." He growled and I sweat dropped.
"Why not get a toothpaste with blood flavor?" I asked him and he perked up.
"They have that shit?" he asked and I shrugged.
"Don't know, just said something." I said and he glared at me.
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"I fucking hate you." He said and I grinned
"Love you too bro." I said and he rose an eyebrow at me.
"Is that so?" he asked and I glanced at him.
"Don't get your hopes up, your just like an immature and perverted brother." I said and got up from the chair. As I walked to the door I bend down avoiding a scythe being swung at me.
"Die Bitch!" he shouted as I closed the door and passed Kakuzu and Itachi.
"How did it go?" Kakuzu asked and I shrugged.
"He gave me and answer and I wrote it down, I even got it on tape as blackmail material." I said with a smirk.
"The money." I nodded and took an envelope from my pocket.
"Here." I said and gave him the envelope with the money.
"What question did you ask him?" Kakuzu asked as he counted the money.
"What do you think of toothpaste." I said and he and Itachi looked at me.
"Hn." I nodded.
"I know, I know…" I said and Kakuzu blinked.
"What is he doing now?" he asked and I glanced at Hidan's room.
"I called him a perverted brother, I hope he doesn't have a crush on me." I said and Kakuzu shrugged.
"I don't care, all I want is the money." He said and they walked away and I made my way to my office to publish the question.
*crash*
I jumped a little and began to walk faster.
This brings us to the interview, what do you think? Good? Bad? Funny? Boring? I hope good?
Anyways, read, vote, comment and review ^^
BloodyMoonX XD