Welp. I couldn't resist. No spelling mistakes were fixed, BTW.
Prologue
In StarClan, it looking like any old forest, minus the gliter. And in one glittery bush, was a dappled calico molly with stars in her fur named Spottedleaf. She was currently screaming the phrase "I'm a survivor!" and writhing on the ground.
Other cats with stars in their fur were gathered around the bushes. Some were looking on in worry, others were shouting encouraging phrases, and others were checking their Twitter feed.
Finally, after three hours, a mewl was heard. The cats of StarClan all gazed over into the bushes, and were delighted to ind a small yellw kit with an orange back, his bright purple eyes glowng.
"He's handsome!" They all creid. The little tom strutted about, showing off his handsomely fluffy tail.
"I know, right?" He said haughtily, making all the she cats swoon. He then gazed at a random poral in the middle of the ground, inquiring, "Mother, what's that?".
"It's a portal, swety!" She said, coming up to him. "We use it to go into the living worls.".
The young tom nodded, before looking in. There, he saw a pela ginger she cat giving birth to dead kits. He became sad as he watched her cry.
"Mother, I would like to go and be Snadstorm's kit." He requested.
At first, SPottedlaf scowled at the thought of giving her handsome kit to her biggest rival, but her heat melted when she saw her kit's big pupt dog eyes.
"Of coruse, honey.". She then threw her kit into the portal like a brick, and he went into the real world.
Meanwhile, Snadstorm was sobbing when she felt one more kit.
"I hope this one lives!" She cried as she bave birth to it. She .,looked over, and hear heart melted when she saw and tiny little tom with a yellow coat, orange black, ans bright purple eyes.
"OIh my god!" She screamed, "He's perefect!".
AS he coddled the kitten, Firestar come in, love and adoration in his eyes/
"He's gorgeous, Sandstorm!" He chjuckled, when suddenly he got a vision! It was of Spottedleaf giving birth to his new son, and then that son thown ino the patrl.
"I LOVE HIM O MUCH!" He screamed, throwing himself on his son and peppering him in kisses. The little tom scooted away.
"Pape, i don't like missesd!".
"He shall b named Rapedkit for how Rapidly he leanred to talk!" FIREstar creiec to the heavens, and he and Snadostrm cuddled with their only son all night log.