A/N: Because I'm an insane human being I feel the need to make a one shot on my phone at 11:40 at night.

Iggy: And she decided to wake me up. *grumbles*

Me: Well I have to get someone to keep me company don't I?

Iggy POV

I stared at the burning light in my eyes. Wait... I can see the light!

"Go to the light." I heard a voice. I looked around but no one was there. Oh now I remember! Max told me about how great the deals are for Voices at Target so when we went there I bought one.

"Iggy! Don't go to the light! Come here to the dark." I heard a familiar voice coming from a dark cavern say.

"But the light looks pretty. Like a bomb." I whined to the dark dude.

"NO! Come to the dark. You are the Chosen One for the Ancient Elvan Ritual of Flame Wombats." The Dark Voice ordered.

"Well I do like wombats..." I said stepping into the dark cavern.

A dark figure stepped before me. They had a cloak on that hid their face.

"Hello Iggy." Then the figure vanished.

I felt a chill, like Olaf the Snowman, from behind me. I spun around only to find... a fried ghastly. WHO WOULD DO THAT TO THIS POOR POKEMON!? But it did smell pretty good... and I was hungry. You can probably guess what I did.

Did you guess?

Yup. I rubbed it on my armpits. Not just my armpits though. Also my feet. Wonderful right?

"I see you enjoyed my Ghastly." The voice said again.

"This is getting annoying. I hope I didn't throw away the receipt for you Mr. Voice!" I was very agitated.

"Oh. I'm not your Voice. That's Gerald over there." He pointed to a wombat in the corner.

"Then who are you?" I asked.

"Really Iggy? I'm Dippy The Swedish Elf you dumb butt!" Dippy flung the hood off of his face.

"PLOT TWIST! AAAHHH!" I screeched as a plot hole opened beneath my feet." I landed in a pile of... famous authors?

"Where did I go wrong?" I saw James Patterson shake his head.

"Yo Jimmy P. What's going on?" I walked on Erin Hunter, and numerous other authors to get to him.

"Iggy! You've come to save me! Quickly now. It may be watching..." JP rambled.

"What is this place?" I asked.

"PlotHole Dungeon. Its where all the authors who've made terrible plot twists which lead to plot holes go. I shouldn't of followed the stupid Plot Bunny." He explained.

(Disclaimer: I own nothing)

" I'll save you JP! But first sign this contract with GEICO." A lizard gecko type thing jumped out of a wall. Then a smiling lady came and said

"No Progressive is better!" They then tackled each other and proceeded to fight until a panther with black wings flew in singing "Highway Don't Care."

"Highway don't care if your alive. The highway don't care if your coming home. But I DO I DO!" He howled. "Remember kids. Don't text and drive."

A/N Me: What just happened?

Iggy: What the heck was that?

Me: I need sleep.

Iggy: Agreed. Your delirious.

R & R?