Naruto had secrets. Some only the Sandaime knew. And one only him and one other knew. One his mother took to the grave. One his Father didn't know about.

The first secret was there were two Kyuubi no Yokos. They were twin brothers. Kurama the nine tails sealed in Kushina was the eldest of the two. And was the one who attacked the village. His Yang chakra was sealed in Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze eldest son of Kushina and Minato Namikaze. The Yin chakra was sealed in Minato himself who died during the sealing.

The second secret was Naruto had a twin brother. They were identical in every way. His name was Rama Uzumaki-Namikaze.

He bore the Yang chakra of the second Kyuubi the one no one knew about nut Kushina. She took the yin chakra with her to the grave as her husband did. They both called the Shinigami to do the sealing costing their lives.

Kushina managed to write Rama's name on his chest in blood and Naruto's on his in blood.

The third secret was that the blood was a combination of both parents blood. It was also infused with a massive amount of chakra. This cause the names to become permanently etched in their parents blood in their mother's hand writing.

Their fourth secret was they were exceptionally advanced. Their minds developed much faster than a normal person. So, by three months old they were just as smart as any two-year-old child. Which meant they were walking, talking, eating, and potty trained by three months old. This was all well and good as the matron hated them. But made other children and the workers afraid of them and think they demons.

Which lead to secret five. The twins were murdered on their first birthday. They were given anbu guards who had seen how they were acting. They were as smart as any six-year-old by then and acted it despite being only a year old. These guards killed them thinking they were demons. Sarutobi spent six months investigating their murders. And wouldn't burry them till he found their killers and brought them to justice.

This leads to secret six. Both boys had been sent to limbo. Both had been deemed good but refused to leave Kurama and Shinsaku. So, they went with them to hell. There both boys met the Ninth level of hells boss Monzaemon. Both boys challenged him to a fight. He accepted but only if they could defeat the other eight bosses. Needless to say, they did and went on to beat Monzaemon who gifted them with his throne and the throne of the other lords. Making them the over lords of Hell.

Secret seven was they came back to life after six months scaring the aged Hokage. Who executed everyone involved after the boys told them.

Secret eight was they gave Konoha a second chance. When they were two years old that was betrayed. They were beaten and raped for two days straight before they were rescued by the Itachi and Shisui Uchiha who murdered all involved in a fit of rage.

Rama refused to stay there anymore and returned to their kingdom where they were treated as Gods. Naruto stayed in Konoha and chose to give them chances repeatedly regardless of what they did.

Secret nine was after their defeat of Monzaemon they were gifted fangs from Kurama and Shinsaku. Those fangs were forged in the fires of hell into twin blades. These blades were sentient beings that when touched by anyone would control them and send them into a fit of rage and make them murder thousands. This was found out when Naruto's blade was taken by a minor clans man who thought he deserved it more. Rama carried his tail on him at all times. Naruto's was locked in a sealed case in the Hokage's office hidden under Genjutsu, so no one got any ideas.

These secrets were what were kept from everyone. Even those who knew the boys. When Naruto became Genin Naruto trained with his brother and taught him everything he knew. They were taught by Ninja who died ones loyal to their parents. Those men were given a paradise the boys created for warriors who died in battle. A type of Valhalla where they could fight, drink, eat, party, and sleep with demon woman as much as they wanted. If they had loved ones who died and went up the boys had made it, so holidays, birthdays, and anniversaries were spent together even if their other half went to heaven.

So, when team seven was given a mission to wave, and Naruto having talked with Rama the night before and knew what they were walking into, said, "Sir may I request my tail and better half accompany us?"

His team wondered what he meant and Hiruzen said, "Do you think you can handle it without them?"

"Maybe but only by the skin of our teeth. This is a shitstorm mission sir. Rama has already been informed and us waiting should you agree. I will only need go get him. And yes, sir you may murder them thoroughly when I return." said Naruto knowing what was to come.

Hiruzen said, "You may. Go retrieve Rama and I will get your tail brought here. Though do know I am not opening that without you here."

"Yes sir." said Naruto bowing, "I will return shortly."

With that the floor fell away and fire licked at his feet. They heard screams of agony before he dropped, and the floor returned. Iruka said, "What kind of Shunshin was that?"

"It wasn't. Nore was it a jutsu. Naruto was returning home to his kingdom." said Hiruzen as he stood, "Excuse me I have to retrieve his tail."

When he returned it was with two Anbu carrying a glass and wooden case. In the case was a blade. It was pure white and had a fox as a hilt with its nine tails flowing down the blade. There were seals covering the entire box.

"Sir why is that sealed like that?" said Kakashi, "Most of those are containment seals mean to hold Tailed beasts like the nine tails and chakra suppression seals."

"Because this is Naruto's tail. It is a sentient blade like the ones used by the Kiri seven swordsmen's. But unlike them his tail is temptation. It lures weak minded people to it. And when they grab it they go on a killing spree. That's what happened to the Nakamishi clan. The clan head took it thinking he deserved it more. His five-year-old son took it and murdered everyone and forced my men to kill him before it was returned to Naruto. So, I am saying it don't touch it or Rama's tail its exactly the same." said Hiruzen, "They are the only ones able to control the spirit of the blades."

They shuddered and then the floor opened again. They saw the flames and heard the screams. But more than that they heard the laughter above all else.