Arwen's Yogurt Dresses 1: Part 1
Two adorable young hobbit boys are sitting in a cheezily-painted park with plaster bluebirds flying around with the strings perfectly visible. Of course, there were also still birds painted in the background. Most were cheap and distant, but there were also close-up, expensive birds. The two hobbits both have plastered smiles on their faces. Then, a gorgeous, young, blonde elf maiden walks by. One second, her dress is blue, but in another, it turns red. "Whoa! Did you see that?!" one of the hobbits yelled to the other, even though they were sitting right next to each other. "Yea!" shouted the other. "Maybe her dress changes color, like yogurt or something!" "That's right, boys," said the elf maiden brightly. "You two are so cute! Do you wanna go out tonight?" The two hobbits turn to the camera and give a thumbs-up. The elf maiden and two hobbits stand together, which looks rather funny, considering they are 3 feet tall and she is 5'6", and say in unison, "Arwen's Yogurt Dresses: Maybe her dress changes color, like yogurt or something!" "Cut!" yelled Arwen. "Joe, print that, and get me some coffee, please. I hate that commercial! Arwen looked around the warehouse that her father had given her for her 2,000th birthday. It was falling apart. "I hate this warehouse!" she screamed. Everyone working hard to make the beautiful dresses that changed color every 10 seconds stopped and looked at her. "Well, he did buy it at K-Mart!" Arwen shot back. There were murmurs of agreement, and everyone got back to work. "This company is a disaster," she said to her assistant, Joe. "Well, what do you expect?" said Joe. "People like the idea of a dress that changes color, but no one likes the idea of a dress that could make them clash colors at any moment. Sales of Arwen brand clothing have gone down 65% ever since Yogurt Dresses were put on the market! There's only one solution: bring in a fashion designer. Then we can separate the colors that don't match into different dresses." "Joe!" she screamed. "You know that we don't have nearly enough money to hire a fashion designer!!!" "But I have an idea!" he exclaimed. "Mind you, you're not going to like it one bit." "I don't care!" shrieked Arwen. "I'm desperate! I'll do anything to make these dresses sell!" "Alright then," said Joe uneasily, "let's get to work."
Two adorable young hobbit boys are sitting in a cheezily-painted park with plaster bluebirds flying around with the strings perfectly visible. Of course, there were also still birds painted in the background. Most were cheap and distant, but there were also close-up, expensive birds. The two hobbits both have plastered smiles on their faces. Then, a gorgeous, young, blonde elf maiden walks by. One second, her dress is blue, but in another, it turns red. "Whoa! Did you see that?!" one of the hobbits yelled to the other, even though they were sitting right next to each other. "Yea!" shouted the other. "Maybe her dress changes color, like yogurt or something!" "That's right, boys," said the elf maiden brightly. "You two are so cute! Do you wanna go out tonight?" The two hobbits turn to the camera and give a thumbs-up. The elf maiden and two hobbits stand together, which looks rather funny, considering they are 3 feet tall and she is 5'6", and say in unison, "Arwen's Yogurt Dresses: Maybe her dress changes color, like yogurt or something!" "Cut!" yelled Arwen. "Joe, print that, and get me some coffee, please. I hate that commercial! Arwen looked around the warehouse that her father had given her for her 2,000th birthday. It was falling apart. "I hate this warehouse!" she screamed. Everyone working hard to make the beautiful dresses that changed color every 10 seconds stopped and looked at her. "Well, he did buy it at K-Mart!" Arwen shot back. There were murmurs of agreement, and everyone got back to work. "This company is a disaster," she said to her assistant, Joe. "Well, what do you expect?" said Joe. "People like the idea of a dress that changes color, but no one likes the idea of a dress that could make them clash colors at any moment. Sales of Arwen brand clothing have gone down 65% ever since Yogurt Dresses were put on the market! There's only one solution: bring in a fashion designer. Then we can separate the colors that don't match into different dresses." "Joe!" she screamed. "You know that we don't have nearly enough money to hire a fashion designer!!!" "But I have an idea!" he exclaimed. "Mind you, you're not going to like it one bit." "I don't care!" shrieked Arwen. "I'm desperate! I'll do anything to make these dresses sell!" "Alright then," said Joe uneasily, "let's get to work."